House of Pain - Black House by Stephen King, Peter Straub
“The past cannot be cured”- Elizabeth I, Queen of England - Shadow of Night: A Novel (Book Two of the ALL SOULS SERIES) by Deborah Harkness
Would Have Loved An Answer to the Question - Monsters: What Do We Do With Great Art by Bad People? by Clair Dederer
Dear Lord, This Was Awful, But Dammit it Stuck the Landing - Hide and Seek by James Patterson
Tee hee a brothel how scandale - Every Tom, Dick, and Harry by Elinor Lipman
“Being duped contaminates your entire sense of self.” - Duped: Double Lives, False Identities, and the Con Man I Almost Married by Abby Ellin
My Friends by Fredrik Backman - My Friends by Fredrik Backman
Well, It Helped the Airplane Ride - The House Across the Lake by Riley Sager
How to lose my interest in this series - How to Solve Your Own Murder by Kristen Perrin
One Last Word by Suzanne Park - One Last Word by Suzanne Park
Reports of His Death Were Greatly Exaggerated - I See You've Called In Dead by John Kenney
Please, DON’T send in the clown - Hamlet is Not OK by R.A. Spratt
I knew pets were trouble! - Game of Pets Book 1: The Boy Who Knew Too Much by Aaron Blabey
Tough One to Swallow - Whalefall by Daniel Kraus
“To be so ravenous with desperation that the only way out is complete and utter annihilation. A torpedo made of your own sharpened body.”- Senaa Ahmad (or me about wanting to quit this book) - The Age of Calamities: Stories by Senaa Ahmad
Oy Vey, What Dreck. - The Maiden and Her Monster by Maddie Martinez
Farmer Needs a Better Wife - Broken Country by Clare Leslie Hall
When Your In-Laws are Forever - My Big Fat Vampire Wedding by Jessica Gadziala
The Road to Hell - The Long Walk by Stephen King
The Book Jacket Wrote a Better Story - Palaver by Bryan Washington
Mindy Kaling did it better. - Today Tonight Tomorrow by Rachel Lynn Solomon
Peace-loving, vegetarian vampires are as dull as they sound. - Blood Mercy: A Fantasy Romance (Blood Grace Book 1) by Vela Roth
What She Saw by Mary Burton - What She Saw by Mary Burton
A little less conversation, a little more action please - The Secrets We Hide (North Falls #2) by Karin Slaughter
Eat the Rich Unless they were protagonists earlier in the series - Shattered Gods by Katee Robert
Not a Big Fan of This One - Big Fan: Two Friends, 82,490 Miles, and the Wild, Wonderful Sports We Love by Michael Schur, Joe Posnanski
The Housewife by Natalie Barelli - The Housewife by Natalie Barelli
Poor little rich girl - We Were Liars by E. Lockhart
Welcome to the land of missed opportunity - The Camino by Anya Nieuwierra
Marion by Leah Rowan - Marion by Leah Rowan
Up up and sorry please go away…. - Super Roomies: Lake of Slime: A Star Chapter Book by Jarrett Lerner
A made-for-social-media mystery - Strange Houses by Uketsu
Needs More Claude Rains - The Unsuspected by Charlotte Armstrong
The Children by Melissa Albert - The Children by Melissa Albert
Sex Cult and Wellness Startup - Empire of Orgasm: Sex, Power, and the Downfall of a Wellness Cult by Ellen Huet
Strange Buildings by Uketsu - Strange Buildings by Uketsu
Not for me - A Deadly Education by Naomi Novik
Seven people go for a tour in a mysterious library housing a very rare book, and you can probably guess the rest. - The Library After Dark by Ande Pliego
A family too annoying to care about - These Summer Storms by Sarah MacLean
Murder in a Made-Up State - Cahokia Jazz by Francis Spufford
Fooled me twice, shame on me - The Shippers by Katherine Center
A strange book that went too long - The Drowned World by J.G. Ballard
I should have posted this on May 4th for the Star Wars tie-in - 2 Dumb Dinos by Nathan Hamill and Eric Filipkowski
“Life isn’t easy, no matter where you are. You’ll make choices you think are right, and then suffer for them.” - The Assassin’s Blade: The Throne of Glass Novellas by Sarah J. Maas
This is what happens when we break book club rules - West With Giraffes by Lynda Rutledge
None of them know I just gambled away my entire life savings for a lizard that burned half of my house down and escaped. - My Pigeon Familiar (Magical Misfits #1) by Bridget E. Baker
Dark is When the Devil Comes by Daisy Pearce - Dark is When the Devil Comes by Daisy Pearce
When the source material lets you down - Hopscotch by Brian Garfield
Impromptu Lesson on the History of English Divorce - Amethyst Love by Janet Louise Roberts
My Meh Reading of Recent - My Vegan Year by Niki Webster