“We had no shield. I had to become one.” - Queen of Exiles by Vanessa Riley
Thief of Time - Fagin the Thief by Allison Epstein
If you thought The Secret History needed a dragon … - King Sorrow by Joe Hill
It’s all Greek to Me - Atalanta by Jennifer Saint
Someone should turn this dull book into a cute film. - The Dead Romantics by Ashley Poston
Kind of like Jane Eyre but not really - The Wife Upstairs by Freida McFadden
I am the wrong audience for this book. - How to Begin: Start Doing Something That Matters by Michael Bungay Stanier
The Pharaoh (Female), the Pharaoh (Male), and the Priestess - Neferura by Malayna Evans
I’m disappointed - Dom-Com by Adriana Anders
Acting Like a Child - Playworld by Adam Ross
Skarsgård or Curry? - IT by Stephen King; Katabasis by R.F. Kuang
So I Probably Should Have Googled the Author first - The Binding by Bridget Collins
I’m not the audience. Are you? - Magical Beatdown, Vol 1 by Jenn Woodall
Don’t Look Now…and some other random stories - Don't Look Now & Other Stories by Daphne du Maurier
Am I losing my sense of humor, or is Christopher Moore losing his? - Anima Rising by Christopher Moore
“It is finished. The tale is told truthfully, and truth is no heavier, no more beautiful than lies.” - The True Story of Hansel and Gretel: a novel of war and survival by Louise Murphy
Not The Guidebook I Needed - Amorgos by Tassos Anastassiou
A Welcome Reunion by Lucinda Berry - A Welcome Reunion by Lucinda Berry
This broke my heart, and not in the good way - The Dravenhearst Brides by Lindsay Barrett
Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka - Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
You’re not really famous if anyone still likes you. - The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid
I like books but not this one, but maybe you will - How NOT to Make a Jelly Sandwich by Ross Burach
Ricky and his pal Robot - Ricky Ricotta V01 Ricky Ricotta's Mighty Robot by Dav Pilkey and Dan Santat
King Sorrow by Joe Hill - King Sorrow by Joe Hill
Dud Avocado - The Hotel Avocado by Bob Mortimer
I’m not sure what was true - Almost True by Clarice Lispector
What Love Story? - Liquid: A Love Story by Mariam Rahmani
Not What You Expect To Happen in a Locked Room on Your Wedding Night - The Honjin Murders by Seishi Yokomizo
A Mediocre Procedural - Postmortem by Patricia Cornwell
The Evil Lives! by R.L. Stine - The Evil Lives! by R.L. Stine
‘Tis the Season - Batman The Long Halloween: the Prequel Haunted Knight by Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale
I really wanted to like it. - Get a Life, Chloe Brown: A Novel (The Brown Sisters Book 1) by Talia Hibbert
Middle-Aged McGee - A Tan and Sandy Silence by John D. Macdonald
“Dex drew one shaky breath, then walked away, each step sure and steady. - Monk and Robot by Becky Chambers
Ridiculous, as expected - The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires by Grady Hendrix
“Off On An Interesting Adventure” - Flirting with Danger: The Mysterious Life of Marguerite Harrison, Socialite Spy by Janet Wallach
If you like your coffee with extra saccharine - Before the Coffee Gets Cold by Toshikazu Kawaguchi
Couldn’t Tell You What I Just Read - Dept. of Speculation by Jenny Offill
Fascinating Philosophy and Science in an OK Story - The Quantum Revelations by Stuart Heinrich
Busy Busy - I'm Very Busy: A (Nearly Forgotten) Birthday Book by Oliver Jeffers
Not the right chemistry for me - Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus
Goodnight Kiss by R.L. Stine - Goodnight Kiss by R.L. Stine
Woof Hall - Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel
“It was the day my grandmother exploded.” - The Crow Road by Iain Banks
Yeah no, Just no. - The Suicides by Antonio di Benedetto
When You Are Mine by Kennedy Ryan - When You Are Mine by Kennedy Ryan
The Red Knot by Monique Asher - The Red Knot by Monique Asher
Hey Mickey, Not So Fine - Long Bright River by Liz Moore
6:40 to Montreal by Eva Jurczyk - 6:40 to Montreal by Eva Jurczyk
This game is not as fun as the original - The Game is Murder by Hazell Ward