Hard to read while rolling your eyes - The Shack by William P. Young
Let's Make Music - Wendell the Narwhal by Emily Dove
This book made me want to strangle a fictional character. But it also made me want to get in better shape and listen to lots of INXS, so fair trade, I guess? - Class Mom by Laurie Gelman
Don’t read this book under any circumstances. Ever! - Don't Tell! by Tom Booth
King Alice Rules Her Snow Day - King Alice by Matthew Cordell
A Not Love Letter to a Beloved Author - Pickle Things by Marc Brown
I am Sorry to Inform You...... I Just Ate My Friend - I Just Ate My Friend by Heidi McKinnon
Sleep Tight, Charlie - Sleep Tight, Charlie by Michael Escoffier
Keeping an Eye on Her Abandoned Former Self - Ladder of Years by Anne Tyler
Graphic Novel Flop - Lumberjanes Beware the Kitten Holy Volume One by Noelle Stevenson
I want this book to end up like Gatsby - The Golden House by Salman Rushdie
Not a gas for this reviewer - Someone Farted by Bruce Eric Kaplan
No. - Motherhood by Sheila Heti
There are shades of grey, sure, but I don't think this is one of them - A Hostile Operations Team Box Set Volume 1 by Lynn Raye Harris
I hope Brian got an A on his high school history paper - Thomas Jefferson and the Tripoli Pirates: The Forgotten War That Changed American History by Brian Kilmeade & Don Yaeger
A discovery of the world's most boring witch - A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness
I Feel Very Alone in My Opinion - The Silent Wife by A. S. A. Harrison
Can Somebody Please Scratch My Back? - Can Somebody Please Scratch My Back? by Jory John
Dad One and Dad Two - Pet Dad by Elanna Allen
Just don't get it. - Every Heart a Doorway by Seanan McGuire
Fox & Chick: The Party: and Other Stories - Fox & Chick: The Party: and Other Stories by Sergio Ruzzier
Do we really like brooding Marines? Really? - Rebel by R. R. Banks
Druids are cool y'all - An Acceptable Time (Madeleine L'Engle's Time Quintet) by Madeleine L'Engle
I hated, hated, hated this book - Too much money by Dominick Dunne
Nasty, Brutish, and Short - The Last Kind Words Saloon by Larry McMurtry
Ozzy the Ostrich - Ozzy the Ostrich by Jose Carlos Andres
As close as I get to DNF and maybe first 1 star review - Hothouse: The Art of Survival and the Survival of Art at America's Most Celebrated Publishing House by Boris Kachka
If you figure out the secret before the reveal, is it still a secret? - The Secret Mother by Shalini Boland
Hard, HARD pass - The Unleasing by Shelly Laurenston
I wanted to like it ... - Akata Witch by Nnedi Okorafor
Remove head from sphincter, then write. - Forest Dark by Nicole Krauss
Callum Hunt and the Diminishing Returns - The Copper Gauntlet, The Bronze Key, The Silver Mask by Holly Black and Casandra Clare
Beam me up, Scotty; there’s no intelligent life here - Warp by Lev Grossman
In Which I Give Up on Penny Reid - Kissing Tolstoy by Penny Reid
No fever here, just a low grade fizzle - Darkfever by Karen Marie Moning
A wheel-spinning waste of time - The Widow by Fiona Barton
I think I have been bamboozled by this series - The Unyielding (Call of Crows #3) by Shelly Laurenston
This was a book but it wasn't a story. - Crossroads of Twilight (Wheel of Time, #10) by Robert Jordan
Rather bored, more like. - Rotherweird by Andrew Caldecott
50 Shades of Grey is to Twilight as Kill the Boyband is to One Direction FanFic - Kill the Boy Band by Goldy Moldavsky
Starring a super special heroine who sucks - Tithe by Holly Black
I'm pretty sure this novel was written by an AI - In Another Country, and Besides by Maxwell Jacobs
Hard pass - The Queen of the Night by Alexander Chee
Just Let Annie Have Him - Misery by Stephen King
this shirty forking book, I swear, it made me so mad - Caraval (Caraval #1) by Stephanie Garber
This was just bad - Private Vegas by James Patterson
I'm pretty sure I hate this book - Don't You Cry by Mary Kubica
Mind numbingly tedious - Lorna Doone: A Romance of Exmoor by R.D. Blackmore
We need to talk about Haruki - 1Q84 by Haruki Murakami
A strange re-telling of Snow White - Poison by Sarah Pinborough
I would like to drown everyone in this book in a vat of eggnog. (Featuring bonus gifs to make me feel better.) - Pride and Prejudice and Mistletow by Melissa De La Cruz
This blonde definitely did not prefer this book. - Gentlemen Prefer Blondes by Anita Loos
Mama's real upset now. - milk and honey by rupi kaur
I really wish they had just *stayed* in Tuscany for the whole month... - That Month in Tuscany by Inglath Cooper
THIS BOOK IS STUPID - Grey by E.L. James
Talk about smashing in the skull of the hand that feeds you. - The Rushing of the Brook by Kansas Bradbury
The things I do for my friends... - Darker by E. L. James
Garbage people behave like garbage - The Slap by Christos Tsiolkas
The spinster, the rake and the chicken marsala - Bet Me by Jennifer Crusie
Needs more sandworms - Under Pressure by Frank Herbert
No. - Angel Catbird. by Margaret Atwood, Johnnie Christmas, Tamra Bonvillain
The movie was more informative - My Brief History by Stephen Hawking
Go AWAY, Daniel. - Not that kind of girl by Lena Dunham
It literally pains me to have to write this review. I love you, Sarah Dessen. But no. - Once and for All by Sarah Dessen
At first intriguing, then merely infuriating - Follow You Home by Mark Edwards
The Original and Still Worst!! - A Princess of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs
Matchmaker meets her match - When the Marquess Met His Match by Laura Lee Guhrke
They Can't All Be Howl, I Guess - Mind Breaths: Poems 1972-1977 by Allen Ginsberg
Please read this review if you are a medical professional. - Everything I Learned In Medical School, Miracles & Mayhem in the ER by Sujay Kansagra, Brent Russell
Charlotte Temple - Charlotte Temple by Susanna Rowson
“I am as blank as a piece of white paper in a world with no pencils.” - Still Life with Tornado by A.S. King
"Fifteen seconds is all it takes" - It Ends With Us by Colleen Hoover
Two Failed Romance Novels - A Promise of Fire, Bitter Spirits by Amanda Bouchet, Jenn Bennett
I'm still so mad at this book. - Dead Certain by Adam Mitzner
I'm not joining the fan club - Hillbilly Elegy by J.D. Vance
Make No Mistake, It's Awful - Taken by Two by Sam J.D. Hunt
I apologize in advance for all the swears - 11/22/63 by Stephen King
Seldom has so much stupidity been written by such a smart man. - Rising Sun by Michael Crichton
An ugly, ugly book - Pretty Girls by Karin Slaughter
Maybe you’re trying to distract yourself. - The Marvelous Misadventures of Ingrid Winter (Ingrid Winter Misadventure #1) by J.S. Drangsholt
Patience Didn't Save Me From This Book - The Patient Wolf by Karen Hodges Miller
I wonder if this author would call me a snowflake? - A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore
I just didn't care - The Jane Austen Marriage Manual: A Novel by Kim Izzo
The Bare Minimum - The Last Kind Words Saloon by Larry McMurtry
If Only the Truth were that this was a good book! - Only the Truth by Adam Croft
In Which I Was Tormented By Alliteration - Wild Women: Crusaders, Curmudgeons & Completely Corsetless Ladies in the Otherwise Virtuous Victorian Era by Autumn Stephens
Turds also go into the water - Into the Water by Paula Hawkins
Heavy, dude - Heavy Mental (Clancy Parker Mysteries Book 1) by P.J. Morse
Ugh and slightly less Ugh - The Truth-Teller by Joyce Carol Oates
Utter gash - Death Mask by Graham Masterton
Clueless In The Sierra Mountains - Get a Clue by Jill Shalvis
the aliens are invading silently. . .should I care? - The silent invasion by James Bradley
More like Ughs Lonigan - Young Lonigan by James T Farrell
I never thought I'd say this about a Robin Hobb book, but... - Renegade's Magic by Robin Hobb
One review, extra salty - Tender Wings of Desire by Harland Sanders
Not my kind of horror - Anno Dracula by Kim Newman
NiceGuy Ducky, she defends NiceGuyDucky ARGH - Life Moves Pretty Fast: The Lessons We Learned From Eighties Movies (And Why We Don't Learn Them From Movies Any More) by Hadley Freem
Not at All Magically Realistic - Girl in the Glass by Zoe Brooks
My First Hate Post - The Makedown by Gitty Daneshvari
Lizzie Not-So-Bright - Lizzie Bright and the Buckminster Boy by Gary D. Schmidt
Are There a Thousand Synonyms for Scumbag? - The Man with a Thousand Names by A.E. Van Vogt
Kidnapped the Wrong... eh, I give it trying to be witty. It's all just bad. - Kidnapped the Wrong Sister by Marie Kelly
Not an Affair to Remember - The Secret Affair by Mary Balogh
The adventures of Daddy and his Little Puss - Little Bird of Heaven by Joyce Carol Oates
I was fooled by Jeremy Irons - Manuscript Found in Accra by Paulo Coelho
So Glad to be Done - The Master Magician by Charlie N. Holmberg
Only 150 pages and I still couldn't finish it - Splinterlands by John Feffer
I googled a term from a review of this one.... - The Bean Trees by Barbara Kingsolver
Yes, I read the diary of Tom Riddle. - Trump: The Art of the Deal by Lord Voldemort, with Tony Schwartz
When is a book not a book? When it is Steps. - Steps by Jerzy Kosinski
sad trombone.wav - The Circle by Dave Eggers
This is not the myth I was looking for - The Fall of Icarus by Ovid
Not quite Howling Good, but certainly Barking Mad - A Shot in the Bark: A Dog Park Mystery by C.A. Newsome
CBR Fantasy Book Club - Bad book = good discussion - The Devourers by Indra Das
An utter bore - Castle Rackrent by Maria Edgeworth
False Advertising, or I Hate Philosophizing - The Devourers by Indra Das
Here's hoping I never have to read a book worse than this one. - The Dead Key by DM Pulley
Masquerades as a True Christie Book, It is Not - Black Coffee by Agatha Christie and Charles Osborne
Again maybe it's just unfair for me to review books like this - Oh the Moon by Charlyne Yi
WTF did I just read? A spoiler-filled rant. - More Than This by Patrick Ness
Implausible Drivel - Broken Resolutions by Olivia Dade
I Enjoyed the Ranting a lot more then the book - The Glass Magician by Charlie N Holmberg
If you love Our Lady of Skepticism, don't read this. - Devil's Advocate (The X-Files: Origins, #2) by Jonathan Maberry
Woefully Underdeveloped - All the Missing Girls by Megan Miranda
Young & The Restless: Ratchet Edition - The Heart Don't Lie: Jewels' Dilemma by Yasheca Lasha
Boo to Young Love - Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist by Rachel Cohn and David Levithan
Good God What is This Piece of Sh*t?! - Good Boy by Sarina Bowen & Elle Kennedy
Well, the cover's cool, but as they say... - Horrorstor by Grady Hendrix
When Darkness Yawns - When Darkness Comes by Alexandra Ivy
Something Like... Like... Like I Just Don't Get the Appeal - Something Like Summer by Jay Bell
Perhaps I Am Not the One Who Is Broken - The Rules of Scoundrels Series, Books 1 & 2 by Sarah Maclean
Romance is Not for the Faint of Heart - Midsummer Magic by Catherine Coulter
Maybe You're A Virgin Because You're A Jerk? - Losing It by Emma Rathbone
This Trope Needs to Die - The Wyndham Legacy by Catherine Coulter
Making a book convoluted does not hide the fact that it's shitty - The hypnotist by Lars Kepler
I Am Plain, But Still Stuck - The India Fan by Victoria Holt
FFS WHYYYYYYYYY - Heartless by Marissa Meyer
Natural Born Rage Inducer - Natural Born Charmer by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
First DNF of 2017 - Release the Doves! - Thin Love by Eden Butler
An oldie but a goodie? - Without Prejudice by Andrew Rosenheim
A Nazi, a Fascist, a Communist, a novelist, a countrywoman, and a Duchess walk into a bar-and I don't know what happened because I didn't finish the book - The Six: The Lives of the Mitford Sisters by Laura Thompson
Holly or TSTL Heroine - Holly by Jude Deveraux
I did like the turtle's name. The rest was a flaming turd. - Every Exquisite Thing by Matthew Quick
An Exercise in How Not to Write Post-Apocalyptic Gender Segregated Societies - The Gender Game (Volume 1) by Bella Forrest
I Just Can't Do This Anymore - My American Duchess by Eloisa James
Degrees of Freedom: The Metrozone Series, Book 3 - Degrees of Freedom by Simon Morden
Never meet your heroes, and never reread your childhood favourites - Malory Towers series by Enid Blyton
For Whom the Bell Tolls - Ashley Bell by Dean Koontz
What Have I Done to Deserve This? - A Virtual Soul by Kevin Teixeira
Misogyny Masquerading as Erotic Romance - Their Kidnapped Bride by Vanessa Vale
Another romance that doesn't exactly know how consent works - White Lace and Promises by Natasha Blackthorne
Did Lisa Kleypas Need the Money? Did Her Publisher? - I Will by Lisa Kleypas
Contemporary Romance Bullsh*t - Rock Addiction by Nalini Singh
A Not-So-Perfect Fit - A Perfect Fit by Heather Tullis
This is not a romance. This hero is not romantic. - Managed by Kristen Callihan
The Reason I Won't Complete the Cannonball This Year - A Gambler's Anatomy by Jonathan Lethem
Spoilers Then Annoyances for a Kissing Book - A Stone in the Sea by A.L. Jackson
Confusing, Convoluted, Conservative - Into Dust by B.J. Daniels
Never trust a book by its cover... - American Housewife: Stories by Helen Ellis
"He had hands like a marmoset, small and neat" - Jack McClure Series by Eric Van Lustbader
The Flowers are just Weeds - Flowers in the Attic by VC Andrews
A stripper with a heart of gold (and a cape to match)... - Rumor Has It by Tami Hoag
Another "Catcher in the Rye" - The Changeling by Joy Williams
How to Suck All the Life Out of Original Worldbuilding - Arcana Rising by Kresley Cole
Wrath and Frustration or Austen Mishandled - The Paper Magician by Charlie Holmberg
In which I spurn the vox populi, and try to find a light in the darkness - Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
I want my 25 cents back - Abduction by Robin Cook
Mary Jane-ing the Pacific Theatre, one atoll at a time - Never Too Old to Cry by D. G. McWilliams
Is It Me? - Eligible by Curtis Sittenfeld
I give you Liane Moriarty and this is the thanks I get. - The Girl Who Came Home by Liane Moriarty
Pigskin and Broken Limbs - The Throwback Special by Chris Bachelder
I really don't care where the sky is at this point. - The Sky is Everywhere by Jandy Nelson
“I learn things late–and only the hard way.” - The Hilliker Curse: My Pursuit of Women by James Ellroy
Do literally anything else with your time - The Cartel by Don Winslow
Don't Answer - Beckoning Souls: A Horror Story by J. R. Tate
This is the review where I use the A word a lot. And d-bag. I use that a lot, too. - Heaven, Texas by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
I finished this so long ago, I can't even think of a clever title - The Minister's Daughter by Julie Hern
A Dumpster Fire of a Romance - No Good Duke Goes Unpunished by Sarah MacLean
Free Thoughts on the Continental… oh, wait, on The Marriage Plot - The Marriage Plot by Jeffery Eugenides
No. - A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara
Only So Much YA Wish Fulfillment I Can Swallow - Red Queen by Victoria Aveyard
Chernobyl in book form - Rock Chick Regret by Kristen Ashley
Short and Sweet (or NetGalley, I love you but you're bringing me down) - Three Truths and a Lie by Brent Hartinger
Hated this Textbook - Literature for Today's Young Adults by Alleen Pace Nilsen, James B. Blasingame Jr., Kenneth L. Donelson
Straining Even Kissing Book Credulity - Home for Three by Nicole Stewart
What's my niche again? - Sleeping With the Wolf by Maddy Barone
With Thesaurus Assistance on Synonyms for Trite - The Way You Look Tonight by Bella Andre
LightBoringer - The Black Prism by Brent Weeks
What in the world did I just read? - Avenue of Mysteries by John Irving
A giffy live-blog of a wet turd - Stranded with a Billionaire by Jessica Clare
Uninspired, unlikable, unbelievable. - Unraveled by Courtney Milan
Julien-Shaped Shrug - Heart-Shaped Hack by Tracey Garvis Graves
Nooooooooooooooope, nopenopenopenopenope - Ice by Sarah Beth Durst
When I ignored my strongest feelings out of a misguided obligation to fairness, I had no feelings left - Not Quite a Husband by Sherry Thomas
A Book Without Character(s) - Doomsday Book by Connie Willis
This book should be called DUNCE Road - Dune Road by Jane Green
What a Waste of a Bearded Hero - Noah by Cara Dee
It’s all fun and games until someone gets waterboarded. Or raped. Or murdered in a snuff film. You know what, fuck it. - Pretty Girls by Karin Slaughter
If Donald Trump was an alcoholic frat boy who wrote a book. - Assholes Finish First by Tucker Max
Flames...FLAMES...on the side of my face... - The Warlock in Spite of Himself by Christopher Stasheff
Or Whatever - The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt
Dolph Kids 4 life - Love, Lattes and Angel (Mutants #3) by Sandra Cox
Not much of an inferno...more like a sad circle of hell - Gabriel's Inferno by Sylvain Reynard
Sweet, merciful Jesus, what a dumpster fire: A real-time review of Tales of a Female Nomad - Tales of a Female Nomad: Living at Large in the World by Rita Golden Gelman
This Review Contains a Mic Drop - Play by Holly S. Roberts
Test Tube Mutant Baby - Love, Lattes, and Danger (Mutants #2) by Sandra Cox
Swedish Fridges - The Drowning by Camilla Lackberg
Memoir. Fashion. Not for me. - Grace: A Memoir by Grace Coddington
I Hope People Don't Describe Me Based on My Moles (PLEASE) - After the Storm by Jane Lythell
I knew better, I really did. This is absolutely a typical Anne Bishop book. - Written in Red by Anne Bishiop
Stumbling towards completion - The Bollywood Bride by Sonali Dev
Take 52 Steps Away from this Book - 52 Steps to Murder by Steve Demaree
Portrait of the Artist as a Dirtbag - Post Office by Charles Bukowski
What in the world is the purpose of this book? I am genuinely curious. - The Catcher in the Rye by J.D Salinger
An Affair Not to Care About - Forbidden to Love the Duke by Jillian Hunter
Making Dracula dull - The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova
A boring romance road trip (who knew they existed!?) - The Escape by Mary Balogh
Predilections Schmedilections - A Contemporary Romance - In Flight by R.K. Lilley
Apparently I'm too old for this book. - The Sword of Shannara by Terry Brooks
No. - Once Upon a Time in Russia: The Rise of the Oligarchs-A True Story of Ambition, Wealth, Betrayal and Murder by Ben Mezrich
The future is dystopian and full of idiots - High-Rise by JG Ballard
Some thoughts on the zombie genre. - As the World Dies: Untold Tales Volume 1 by Rhiannon Frater
Don't rip off Conrad. It will do you no favors. - The Piano Tuner by Daniel Mason
Well.... the cupcakes sounded tasty... - Cupcakes, Trinkets, and Other Deadly Magic by Meghan Ciana Doidge
I tried interpretive dance to expess my feelings but I broke all the furniture - What to Expect when You're Expecting by Heidi Murkoff, Sharon Mazel
The Most Boring Thing I've Read In Years - Air Bound by Christine Feehan
So much potential - so little pay off - Arm Candy by Jo Leigh
Gangs of Wonderland - Alice by Christina Henry
Not As Expected - Fat Girl Walking: Sex, Food, Love, and Being Comfortable in Your Skin…Every Inch of It by Brittany Gibbons
An Almost Impressive Failure to Deliver - Wreckage by Emily Bleeker
Guilty, no pleasure - The Salaryman's Wife (Rei Shimura Mysteries Book 1) by Sujata Massey
I'm done now, I think. Yes. Done now. - Pretty Girls by Karin Slaughter
A Self-Indulgent Mess - Satin Island by Tom McCarthy
Flatland, aka Flatplot - Flatland by Edwin Abbott
"Don't be a Copygirl", or more appropriately, "Don't Read Copygirl" - Copygirl by Anna Mitchael and Michelle Sassa
More like The WORST Bad Man, amiright! I’ll see myself out. - The First Bad Man by Miranda July
Just another paint-by-numbers Nora Roberts - Stars of Fortune by Nora Roberts
Well that went downhill quickly - The Fade Out, V1 by Ed Brubaker & Sean Phillips
You can't have all the things in your book. Pick one. Or two. Or even three. But not all. - Luckiest Girl Alive by Jessica Knoll
Rob Reiner should stick to directing - The Princess Bride (audiobook) by William Goldman
A little too much rape in this romance - Highlander Most Wanted by Maya Banks
The Banal Torture Porn of Puberty - Skippy Dies by Paul Murray
A Regency romance where the hero has violet eyes - A Kiss in the Dark by Kimberly Logan
This sucked. - Heap House by Edward Carey
Grunt. Posture. Hump. Repeat. - Own the Wind by Kristen Ashley
Bad Motor Scooter. - Motorcycle Man by Kristen Ashley
Eject! Eject Eject Eject! Watch the canopy! - The Wise Man’s Fear: Kingkiller Chronicles Book 2 by Patrick Rothfuss
Wrong on so, so many levels - Wrong by Jana Aston
Reefer Madness - Go Ask Alice by Beatrice Sparks
No. Just no. - Jane by April Lindner
Boldly Going Where I No Longer Wish To Tread - Scratch Monkey by Charles Stross
With a Whimper - Nightseer by Laurell K. Hamilton
This book is insultingly bad. - Dark Apprentice (The Jedi Academy, #2) by Kevin J. Anderson
Contemporary Romance with Cliche Apotheosis - Insatiable I and II by J.D. Hawkins
Contemporary Romance, My ASS! - Bait by M. Mabie
If You Can't Do Edgy Humor Right Then Don't Do It at All - A Disorder Peculiar to the Country by Ken Kalfus
400 Pages of I Just Can't Even - Lev Grossman by The Magician King
Cliche, Mok, or Another Book I Just Couldn't Finish... - The Storied Life of A.J. Fikrey: A Novel by Gabrielle Zevin
Fool Me Twice, Shame on Me - The Avengers by Julie Kaewert
I think you mean "Selfish Bitch Flees Alabama" - Crazy in Alabama by Mark Childress
There is an actual sharknado in this book - Magonia by Maria Dahvana Headley
This book gave ME a head injury - We Were Liars by E. Lockhart
In which I deploy 2 gifs to encapsulate my mood. - A Girl is a Half-formed Thing by Eimear McBride
We have a history together that hasn't happened yet. - Jennifer Egan by A Visit From the Goon Squad
If negative stars were possible, that's what I would give this book. - Life As We Knew It by Susan Beth Pfeffer
Proof There's No Life After Death - The Robots of Dawn by Isaac Asimov
I really should leave well enough alone - Love Storm by Susan Johnson
Is Good a Euphemism for Stupid? - The Good Girl by Mary Kubica
The Book That Never Ends - Debatable Space by Philip Palmer
People Throw Rocks At Things That Shine - The Law of Nines by Terry Goodkind
Hurry Up and Win So We Can F--king Go Home - Severed Souls by Terry Goodkind
Doomed to Repeat It - The First Confessor by Terry Goodkind
Just a big pile of blech. - I Was Here by Gayle Forman
One hot mess - Brailling For Wile by James Zerndt
A Contemporary Romance Review Mostly About Furniture - Low Tide Bikini by Lyla Dune
A Wicked Mess (or Harlan Coben, I apologize!) - A Wicked Snow by Gregg Olsen
Proof That You Can Publish ANYTHING On Amazon - Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner by Chuck Tingle
Never Gonna Give You Up - it's destiny, after all - The Sword (Sons of Destiny Book 1) by Jean Johnson
Lies and The Lying Liars Who Lie Them - Phantom by Terry Goodkind
Crash! - Allegiant by Veronica Roth
This Book Made Me So Uncomfortable - Little Bee by Chris Cleave
Don't Waste Your Time - Love, Volume 1: The Tiger by Frederic Brremaud
Fu*k the What Now? A Paranormal Romance - Dark Lover by JR Ward
Alas, even an exploding whale couldn't save this one. - Seating Arrangements by Maggie Shipstead
This book pissed me off. - Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman
These books should have switched endings (spoilers abound) - Julia / The Book of Skulls by Peter Straub / Robert Silverberg
Everything History Should Not Be - Sarah Josepha Hale: The Life and Times of a 19th Century Career Woman by Norma R. Fryatt
Some of Us Are Not as Dumb as All of Us - Gloryhits by Bob Stickgold and Mark Noble
Vacation, All I Ever Wanted, Vacation, Time To Get Away - Faith of the Fallen by Terry Goodkind
Fifty Shades of Liveblogging Part II (with even more NSFW Language and an updated drinking game) - Fifty Shades Darker by EL James
Monsters in Portland - Sinergy by Michael Avon Oeming and Taki Soma
Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song - Crimes of the Brothers by D.L. Carter
This Guy Listened to Blurred Lines a Few Too Many Times - The Devil in Denim by Melanie Scott
50 Shades of Liveblogging and a Drinking Game (NSFW Language Ahoy) - Fifty Shades of Grey by EL James
Play in Traffic, Run with Scissors, Set Yourself on Fire... - Pussy, King of Pirates by Kathy Acker
Not Grokking this One - Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A Heinlein
A Romance, and I can't even care to add more to the title. - Between the Devil and Ian Eversea by Julie Anne Long
Not the Only Thing Dead in Deadwood - An Ex to Grind in Deadwood by Ann Charles
Economics + sexism = bored AND annoyed - Norstrilia by Cordwainer Smith
The Promise of Intimacy, Denied - The Great Mortality: An Intimate History of the Black Death, the most Devastating Plague of All Time by John Kelly
English 101, Dreadnaught 0 - The Lost Fleet: Beyond the Frontier: Dreadnaught by Jack Campbell
A meandering, immature look at college life. - Exhuming Mary McCarthy by Jessica Lamirand
Overblown and underwhelming - The Point of Rescue (The Wrong Mother) by Sophie Hannah
I'll Stick with Jelly Beans, If It's All the Same to You - The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse by Robert Rankin
No Magic Moments Here - Madwand by Roger Zelazny
A lot of people like this book. I don't know why. - The Chronicles of Moxie by ZB Heller
Just Bad - Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions by Knock Knock Books
I'm verbose when I hate something. - Eve of Darkness by Sylvia Day
I Really Wanted to Like This (Part Two) - Food: A Love Story by Jim Gaffigan
Frances and Lil did a bad, bad thing - The Paying Guests by Sarah Waters
No Sh*t, Sherlock - Who Moved My Cheese by Spencer Johnson
300 Pages of Blah. - The Infinite Sea by Rick Yancey
Back to High School, Part 2 - The Return by Christopher Pike
I'm embarrassed that I even read this. - Chloe Sparrow by Lesley Crewe
This was so bad. Like, so very, very bad. I can't even describe how bad it was. - Beautiful You by Chuck Palahnuik
A bratty vampire more concerned with about her shoe collection than being undead - Undead and Unwed by Mary Janice Davidson
Probably my biggest disappointment in 2014. - The Republic of Imagination by Azar Nafisi
Needs more vengeance, fewer stupid people - The Gate to Women's Country by Sheri S. Tepper
Don't go "Whalin"..... - Gone Whalin' by Conor Lastowka
I read The Secret, so you don't have to - The Secret by Rhonda Byrne
#11 Mediocre teen dystopian blah I get bored again already - Under the Never Sky by Veronica Rossi
Come for the Historical Romance, Stay for the Hostility - Once More, My Darling Rogue by Lorraine Heath
Imagine if Harry Potter was all about the Dursleys. - The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling
Would you like some pretension with your racism? - Understand Rap: Explanations of Confusing Rap Lyrics You and Your Grandma Can Understand by William Buckholz
Nerds, gosh! So nerdy, amirite? - Bimbos of the Death Sun by Sharyn McCrumb
- The Red Book by Deborah Kopaken Cogan
Utter worthless shit - Lost For Words by Edward St. Aubyn
I'm not convinced - Persuasion by Jane Austen
"He Texted?" Even the title sounds too high school for me - He Texted: The Ultimate Guide to Decoding Guys by Lisa Winning, Carolyn Henderson McDermitt
An affront to everything that makes books good. - The Sweet Spot by Stephanie Evanovich
Another Contemporary Romance, But with a Violation of the Client/Therapist Relationship - Sisters in Love by Melissa Foster
Ugh (a review in Drag Race gifs) - No Rest for the Wicked (Immortals After Dark #3) by Kresley Cole
Pretty sure this is the worst book I'll read all year - This Heart of Mine by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
50 shades of "oh my, no! Really?! Yikes...Oh come on!" - 50 shades of grey by E L James
Jack London, you are one screwed up SOB. Also, Cannonball. - White Fang by Jack London
Are you a dumb witch, or THE DUMBEST witch? - 666 Park Avenue by Gabriella Pierce
A historical romance with so much dumb. This is not a good book, guys. - Somewhere I'll Find You by Lisa Kleypas
Nope. Not for me. - The Goldfinch: A Novel by Donna Tartt
House. Lake. Dirt. Woods. AND REPEAT. - In The House Upon The Dirt Between The Lake And The Woods by Matt Bell
The Dumbest Kiss - The Darkest Kiss by Gena Showalter
An Unbelievable Bore - Home to Stay (An Anchor Island Novel) by Terri Osburn
Turns Out Life Is Cheap - The New Boy by RL Stine
The Book About Basically the Same Thing as The Invention of Hugo Cabret, But This Is a Very Bad Book - The Robot King by Brian Selznick
The Cluttered and the Dead - The Waking Engine by David Edison
What's invisible to me are the hours I've lost reading this thing. - Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison
If you like monstrously dumb protagonists, this is the book for you - Where Shadows Fall by Judith Kelman
Death would be preferable to reading this again - The Kills by Richard House
my last zombie book - The n-body Problem by Tony Burgess
Avoid! Unless you're really into math. - Count to a Trillion by John C. Wright
Please do not enter - The Technologists by Matthew Pearl
If You Ever Found Russian Mob Guys Hot This Book Will End That For You - The Professional by Kresley Cole
Maybe I am Too Old for Young Adult - Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs
Hallways in the Night by R.C. O'Leary - Hallways in the Night by R.C. O'Leary
Not Actually a Fear Street Book - Ski Weekend by RL Stine
Austen for Sad Cat Ladies - Austenland by Shannon Hale
A more accurate title would have been Uninteresting - Unexploded by Alison Macleod
Personally, I've Never Much Cared for Bees - Of Bees and Mist by Erick Setiawan
Review 19 and 20: Bad writing but some good laughs - Hunting Eve and Silencing Eve by Iris Johansen
I don't like Beckett, I don't like Pinter - I certainly don't like this - Nokon kjem til å komme (Someone is going to come" by Jon Fosse
Officially done with this travesty of an adaptation. - The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Vol. 2 by Denise Mina
When you put "five star" in your title, you're just asking for it - Five Star Billionaire by Tash Aw
Sometimes I wish I wasn't a completist - Born in Ice & Born in Shame by Nora Roberts
On Maps, Morality, and Boring Psychopaths - Prince of Thorns by Mark Lawrence
The Secret History - The 'Girls' of Novels - The Secret History by Donna Tartt
“Triangle”: Star Trek Novelization Vangie13 cbr #22 - Triangle by Sondra Marshak and Myrna Culbreath
Batman and Psychology: It was a long and boring book - Batman and Psychology; It was a Dark and Stormy Knight by Travis Langley
One Choice Will Define You...Or Make You Fall Asleep From Boredom - Allegiant by Veronica Roth
“The Prometheus Design”: Star Trek Novelization Vangie13 cbr #19 - The Prometheus Design by Sondra Marshak and Myrna Culbreath
Mary Poppins is *Not* Coming Back to Me - Mary Poppins Comes Back by P.L. Travers
The Golden Hour - The Golden Hour by Margaret Wurtele
“The Fate of the Phoenix”: Early Original Star Trek Novel Vangie13 cbr #13 - The Fate of the Phoenix by Sondra Marshak and Myrna Culbreath
“The Price of the Phoenix”: Early Original Star Trek Novel Vangie13 cbr #12 - The Price of the Phoenix by Sondra Marshak and Myrna Culbreath
bitch please - rude bitches make me tired by Celia Rivenbark
The true crime here is lackadaisical proofreading. - Did They Really Do It?: From Lizzie Borden the the 20th Hijacker by Fred Rosen
“Death’s Angel”: Early Original Star Trek Novel Vangie13 cbr #11 - Death's Angel by Kathleen Sky
Plain Kate, indeed. - Plain Kate by Erin Bow
There's $3.20 I'll Never See Again - Jacob's Return by Annette Blair
Jen K's Review 10: No One is Here Except All of Us - No One is Here Except All of Us by Ramona Ausubel
The one where I vow to not read "New Adult" anymore, at least till next time... - The Temptation of Lila & Ethan by Jessica Sorensen
the almost moon. - the almost moon by Alice sebold
He quotes Tenacious D in the epigraph. That should tell you everything you need to know. - And Another Thing . . . by Eoin Colfer
Vulcan!: Early Original Star Trek Novel Vangie13 cbr #4 - Vulcan! by Kathleen Sky
Spock, Messiah! The second ever original Star Trek Novel! Vangie13 cbr#2 - Spock Messiah! by Theodore R. Cogswell and Charles A. Spano, Jr.
Scootsa1000's #CBR6 Review 1 - The Shade of the Moon by Susan Beth Pfeffer