Just….No. - Later by Stephen King
Classic Book + Angsty Teen = Not Worth It - The "Wonderful" Wizard of Futher-Mucking Oz by Matt Youngmark
Save your time, avoid this book. - Saving Grace by Debbie Babitt
This is definitely not my brand of heroin… - Midnight Sun by Stephenie Meyer
The stench is right, this book STINKS! - The Stench of Honolulu by Jack Handey
What Was This Woman Smoking? - Preternatural by Margaret Wander Bonanno
I’m an Atheist and This Book is Exhausting - Hi, I'm an Atheist by David G. McAfee
Part Fantasy, Part Messianic Fever Dream - Shoeless Joe by W.P. Kinsella
Strangers in their Own Land – Arlie Russell Hochschild (2016) - Strangers in their Own Land by Arlie Russell Hochschild
You Get What You Pay For - Deepening Fiction – A Practical Guide for Intermediate and Advanced Writers by Sarah Stone and Ron Nyren
It’s been a hot minute since I’ve disliked a book this much, but boy howdy, did I dislike this. - The Lost Apothecary by Sarah Penner
Robot Dreams? More like a nightmare. - Robot Dreams by Sara Varon
I’ve made a bad decision, but I’m too stubborn to change my mind: The Wheel of Time (Part V) - The Path of Daggers by Robert Jordan
Absolutely do not read this book - My Absolute Darling by Gabriel Tallent
Trigger warning for rape: The Wheel of Time (Part IV) - A Crown of Swords by Robert Jordan
“Oh my God. My fantasy crush is a gynecologist. My gynecologist.” - Wrong by Jana Aston
Babyluv, This is One Smucking Annoying Book - Lisey's Story by Stephen King
This gives romantic sci-fi a bad name - Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon
Hot Kylo Ren, Toxic Relationships, and Dull Writing - The Force Awakens by Alan Dean Foster; The Last Jedi by Jason Fry; The Rise of Skywalker by Rae Carson
Hi, I’m the world’s most pedantic detective, and I have a few more questions for this book. - Big Summer by Jennifer Weiner
They say thriller; I say crap - The Guest List by Lucy Foley
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah - The Professor and the Parson by Adam Sisman
Dumb and Bloated - The Graft by Martina Cole
What’s the opposite of taking it easy? This book is that. - The Art of Taking It Easy by Dr. Brian King
Crime and the impoverished young woman - Miss Tonks Turns to Crime by Marion Chesney
Venus on the Half-Shell – Kilgore Trout (1974) - Venus on the Half-Shell by Kilgore Trout
The main character is a dumbass - Hush by Dylan Farrow
I should have known better than to read this book - The Duke and I by Julia Quinn
There’s No There There - Your Turn, Mr. Moto by John P. Marquand
More Like Crazy Ramblings of a Mentally Ill Cat/Book Lady - Confessions of a Curious Bookseller: by Elizabeth Green
Burn it all down - The Flamethrowers by Rachel Kushner
Stop reading after book two! Is my advice. - Five Dark Fates (Three Dark Crowns, #5) by Kendare Blake
Yeah, I’m too old for this…stuff - Only When It's Us by Chloe Liese
Diamonds are a Reader’s Worst Friend - The Cutting Edge by Jeffrey Deaver
Lost in Translation - TharnType Book 1 by Kuhn Mame
A Ostentatious Room With a Boring View - Sex and Vanity by Kevin Kwan
Disappointing Domestic Thriller- try saying that 10x fast - The Last Mrs. by Mary Kubika
In which I begin to question my choices - Dragonfly in Amber by Diana Gabaldon
Such High Hopes, So Little Pay Off - The Charmed Wife by Olga Grushin
I’ve already forgotten this book - A Shadow Bright and Burning by Jessica Cluess
And Now For Something Completely Superfluous - Creativity: A Short and Cheerful Guide by John Cleese
Yes, Let’s - Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson
The reviews I forgot to post, part 1! - Wilder Girls by Rory Power
Oof. - The Motion of the Body Through Space by Lionel Shriver
The odd feeling when you give a book a one just because you’re not “feeling it” not because it’s a bad book - Spacebot by Mike Twohy; Cityscape: Where Science and Art Meet by April Pulley Sayre
I got suckered, don’t get suckered - Big white ghetto by Kevin D. Williamson
A truly awful book to blackout my bingo card! - Mary Bennet and the Bloomsbury Coven by Beth Deitchman
Markov Chain Text Generator – the Mystery Novel! - The Crossing Places by Elly Griffiths
This could have been so much better… - Pay the Piper by Jane Yolen and Adam Stemple
A Sugary-Sweet Take on Dark Academia That’s Far Too Unpleasant to Other Women - Bunny by Mona Awad