Hold On To Your Hats, Turns Out I'm Mad - Adam by Ariel Scrag
My First Ever DNF featuring Paul, Mary, Mel, and Sue <3 - American on Purpose by Craig Fergusson
I too did not like this. #CBRBingo #Blackout!? - My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands by Chelsea Handler
The Necco Wafer of Brain Candy - Secrets of a Summer Night: The Wallflowers, Book 1 by Lisa Kleypas
Not Animal Farm - Shivers: The Animal Rebellion by M. D. Spenser
I came to this book both too early and too late - Weetzie Bat by Francesca Lia Block
Janet sucks, and so did this - Tam Lin by Pamela Dean
How did this get made into a movie? - A Simple Favor by Darcey Bell
I would have less rage watching this, because I would not have to experience the awful stage directions! - Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by Jack Thorne, J.K. Rowling, John Tiffany
I wish this book had never come to me (or: I’ll take “Lazy, Unfunny Review Titles for Lazy, Unfunny Books” for $200, Alex) - My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands by Chelsea Handler
“Where did I go wrong in life?” Everywhere, Chelsea. Everywhere. - My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler
Welcome to my first ever 1-star review - One for the Money by Janet Evanovich
Come for the Misogyny, Stay for the Anti-Semitism - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
Love the guy, hated the book. - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
CBR Bingo (5 and 6) Book Club/ Dear Lord I Have Failed! - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
How dare you sport thus with life - Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
The Wonky is Not the Donkey - The Wonky Donkey by Katz Cowley
Double Bingo, so at least this book was good for something - The Vacationers by Emma Straub
My Six Hours Back - My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler
I really wanted that darn centre square - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
If you have a bear standing over a boy, don't make it look like it's hungry - Archie and the Bear by Zanni Louise
CBR10 Bingo: Alabama Pink and a third Bingo - Enchantment: The Life of Audrey Hepburn by Donald Spoto
H*cking finally - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
Not what I was expecting, and not in a good way - Enchantment by Orson Scott Card
Crimson Word Vomit - Crimson Peak: The Official Movie Novelization by Nancy Holden
Nice guy (tm) can't get laid. Now featuring the entire history of the Dominican Republic. - The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Díaz
Yeah, I’d have snubbed it too - To Rise Again At A Decent Hour by Joshua Ferris
Between the Bridge and OH GOD KILL ME PLEASE KILL ME NOW - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
Turns out King IS capable of writing something I don't enjoy - The Regulators by Richard Bachman
This book is a book I have read, yup - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
Stop getting the British peerage wrong! If you can research the American Civil War, you can easily discover the difference between Royal and non-royal dukes - A Duke by Default by Alyssa Cole
Pete has no pants and I really wish he did - Pete With No Pants by Rowboat Watkins
The 1950s Were Not a Good Time. At All. Yes This is a Regency Romance. - The Grand Sophy by Georgette Heyer
I'm glad Rachel Hollis said she doesn't read her book reviews anymore... - Girl, Wash Your Face by Rachel Hollis
I felt stupider after reading this - The Girlfriend by Michelle Frances
#CBR10Bingo: This Old Thing - Kilmeny of the Orchard, or most likely my worst book of the year - Kilmeny of the Orchard by L.M. Montgomery
A Mess of a Book - The Last Kid Left by Rosecrans Baldwin
Pass the harpoon ‘cuz this one blows - One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey
The best thing about this book is its title. - Picnic at Hanging Rock by Joan Lindsay
This book made me feel like a bad person - Rhythm, Chord & Malykhin by Mariana Zapata
Cocaine! Fancy Food! Danger! Super Boring! Balloon Pop Pretentiousness! (CBR10 Bingo) - Sweetbitter by Stephanie Danler
Hard to read while rolling your eyes - The Shack by William P. Young
Let's Make Music - Wendell the Narwhal by Emily Dove
This book made me want to strangle a fictional character. But it also made me want to get in better shape and listen to lots of INXS, so fair trade, I guess? - Class Mom by Laurie Gelman
Don’t read this book under any circumstances. Ever! - Don't Tell! by Tom Booth
King Alice Rules Her Snow Day - King Alice by Matthew Cordell
A Not Love Letter to a Beloved Author - Pickle Things by Marc Brown
I am Sorry to Inform You...... I Just Ate My Friend - I Just Ate My Friend by Heidi McKinnon
Sleep Tight, Charlie - Sleep Tight, Charlie by Michael Escoffier
Keeping an Eye on Her Abandoned Former Self - Ladder of Years by Anne Tyler
Graphic Novel Flop - Lumberjanes Beware the Kitten Holy Volume One by Noelle Stevenson
I want this book to end up like Gatsby - The Golden House by Salman Rushdie
Not a gas for this reviewer - Someone Farted by Bruce Eric Kaplan
No. - Motherhood by Sheila Heti
There are shades of grey, sure, but I don't think this is one of them - A Hostile Operations Team Box Set Volume 1 by Lynn Raye Harris
I hope Brian got an A on his high school history paper - Thomas Jefferson and the Tripoli Pirates: The Forgotten War That Changed American History by Brian Kilmeade & Don Yaeger
A discovery of the world's most boring witch - A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness
I Feel Very Alone in My Opinion - The Silent Wife by A. S. A. Harrison
Can Somebody Please Scratch My Back? - Can Somebody Please Scratch My Back? by Jory John
Dad One and Dad Two - Pet Dad by Elanna Allen
Just don't get it. - Every Heart a Doorway by Seanan McGuire
Fox & Chick: The Party: and Other Stories - Fox & Chick: The Party: and Other Stories by Sergio Ruzzier
Do we really like brooding Marines? Really? - Rebel by R. R. Banks
Druids are cool y'all - An Acceptable Time (Madeleine L'Engle's Time Quintet) by Madeleine L'Engle
I hated, hated, hated this book - Too much money by Dominick Dunne
Nasty, Brutish, and Short - The Last Kind Words Saloon by Larry McMurtry
Ozzy the Ostrich - Ozzy the Ostrich by Jose Carlos Andres
As close as I get to DNF and maybe first 1 star review - Hothouse: The Art of Survival and the Survival of Art at America's Most Celebrated Publishing House by Boris Kachka
If you figure out the secret before the reveal, is it still a secret? - The Secret Mother by Shalini Boland
Hard, HARD pass - The Unleasing by Shelly Laurenston
I wanted to like it ... - Akata Witch by Nnedi Okorafor
Remove head from sphincter, then write. - Forest Dark by Nicole Krauss
Callum Hunt and the Diminishing Returns - The Copper Gauntlet, The Bronze Key, The Silver Mask by Holly Black and Casandra Clare
Beam me up, Scotty; there’s no intelligent life here - Warp by Lev Grossman
In Which I Give Up on Penny Reid - Kissing Tolstoy by Penny Reid
No fever here, just a low grade fizzle - Darkfever by Karen Marie Moning
A wheel-spinning waste of time - The Widow by Fiona Barton
I think I have been bamboozled by this series - The Unyielding (Call of Crows #3) by Shelly Laurenston
This was a book but it wasn't a story. - Crossroads of Twilight (Wheel of Time, #10) by Robert Jordan
Rather bored, more like. - Rotherweird by Andrew Caldecott
50 Shades of Grey is to Twilight as Kill the Boyband is to One Direction FanFic - Kill the Boy Band by Goldy Moldavsky
Starring a super special heroine who sucks - Tithe by Holly Black
I'm pretty sure this novel was written by an AI - In Another Country, and Besides by Maxwell Jacobs
Hard pass - The Queen of the Night by Alexander Chee
Just Let Annie Have Him - Misery by Stephen King
this shirty forking book, I swear, it made me so mad - Caraval (Caraval #1) by Stephanie Garber
This was just bad - Private Vegas by James Patterson
I'm pretty sure I hate this book - Don't You Cry by Mary Kubica
Mind numbingly tedious - Lorna Doone: A Romance of Exmoor by R.D. Blackmore
We need to talk about Haruki - 1Q84 by Haruki Murakami
A strange re-telling of Snow White - Poison by Sarah Pinborough
I would like to drown everyone in this book in a vat of eggnog. (Featuring bonus gifs to make me feel better.) - Pride and Prejudice and Mistletow by Melissa De La Cruz
This blonde definitely did not prefer this book. - Gentlemen Prefer Blondes by Anita Loos
Mama's real upset now. - milk and honey by rupi kaur
I really wish they had just *stayed* in Tuscany for the whole month... - That Month in Tuscany by Inglath Cooper
THIS BOOK IS STUPID - Grey by E.L. James
Talk about smashing in the skull of the hand that feeds you. - The Rushing of the Brook by Kansas Bradbury
The things I do for my friends... - Darker by E. L. James
Garbage people behave like garbage - The Slap by Christos Tsiolkas
The spinster, the rake and the chicken marsala - Bet Me by Jennifer Crusie
Needs more sandworms - Under Pressure by Frank Herbert
No. - Angel Catbird. by Margaret Atwood, Johnnie Christmas, Tamra Bonvillain
The movie was more informative - My Brief History by Stephen Hawking
Go AWAY, Daniel. - Not that kind of girl by Lena Dunham
It literally pains me to have to write this review. I love you, Sarah Dessen. But no. - Once and for All by Sarah Dessen
At first intriguing, then merely infuriating - Follow You Home by Mark Edwards
The Original and Still Worst!! - A Princess of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs
Matchmaker meets her match - When the Marquess Met His Match by Laura Lee Guhrke
They Can't All Be Howl, I Guess - Mind Breaths: Poems 1972-1977 by Allen Ginsberg
Please read this review if you are a medical professional. - Everything I Learned In Medical School, Miracles & Mayhem in the ER by Sujay Kansagra, Brent Russell
Charlotte Temple - Charlotte Temple by Susanna Rowson
“I am as blank as a piece of white paper in a world with no pencils.” - Still Life with Tornado by A.S. King
"Fifteen seconds is all it takes" - It Ends With Us by Colleen Hoover
Two Failed Romance Novels - A Promise of Fire, Bitter Spirits by Amanda Bouchet, Jenn Bennett
I'm still so mad at this book. - Dead Certain by Adam Mitzner
I'm not joining the fan club - Hillbilly Elegy by J.D. Vance
Make No Mistake, It's Awful - Taken by Two by Sam J.D. Hunt
I apologize in advance for all the swears - 11/22/63 by Stephen King
Seldom has so much stupidity been written by such a smart man. - Rising Sun by Michael Crichton
An ugly, ugly book - Pretty Girls by Karin Slaughter
Maybe you’re trying to distract yourself. - The Marvelous Misadventures of Ingrid Winter (Ingrid Winter Misadventure #1) by J.S. Drangsholt
Patience Didn't Save Me From This Book - The Patient Wolf by Karen Hodges Miller
I wonder if this author would call me a snowflake? - A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore
I just didn't care - The Jane Austen Marriage Manual: A Novel by Kim Izzo
The Bare Minimum - The Last Kind Words Saloon by Larry McMurtry
If Only the Truth were that this was a good book! - Only the Truth by Adam Croft
In Which I Was Tormented By Alliteration - Wild Women: Crusaders, Curmudgeons & Completely Corsetless Ladies in the Otherwise Virtuous Victorian Era by Autumn Stephens
Turds also go into the water - Into the Water by Paula Hawkins
Heavy, dude - Heavy Mental (Clancy Parker Mysteries Book 1) by P.J. Morse
Ugh and slightly less Ugh - The Truth-Teller by Joyce Carol Oates
Utter gash - Death Mask by Graham Masterton
Clueless In The Sierra Mountains - Get a Clue by Jill Shalvis
the aliens are invading silently. . .should I care? - The silent invasion by James Bradley
More like Ughs Lonigan - Young Lonigan by James T Farrell
I never thought I'd say this about a Robin Hobb book, but... - Renegade's Magic by Robin Hobb
One review, extra salty - Tender Wings of Desire by Harland Sanders
Not my kind of horror - Anno Dracula by Kim Newman
NiceGuy Ducky, she defends NiceGuyDucky ARGH - Life Moves Pretty Fast: The Lessons We Learned From Eighties Movies (And Why We Don't Learn Them From Movies Any More) by Hadley Freem
Not at All Magically Realistic - Girl in the Glass by Zoe Brooks
My First Hate Post - The Makedown by Gitty Daneshvari
Lizzie Not-So-Bright - Lizzie Bright and the Buckminster Boy by Gary D. Schmidt
Are There a Thousand Synonyms for Scumbag? - The Man with a Thousand Names by A.E. Van Vogt
Kidnapped the Wrong... eh, I give it trying to be witty. It's all just bad. - Kidnapped the Wrong Sister by Marie Kelly
Not an Affair to Remember - The Secret Affair by Mary Balogh
The adventures of Daddy and his Little Puss - Little Bird of Heaven by Joyce Carol Oates
I was fooled by Jeremy Irons - Manuscript Found in Accra by Paulo Coelho
So Glad to be Done - The Master Magician by Charlie N. Holmberg
Only 150 pages and I still couldn't finish it - Splinterlands by John Feffer
I googled a term from a review of this one.... - The Bean Trees by Barbara Kingsolver
Yes, I read the diary of Tom Riddle. - Trump: The Art of the Deal by Lord Voldemort, with Tony Schwartz
When is a book not a book? When it is Steps. - Steps by Jerzy Kosinski
sad trombone.wav - The Circle by Dave Eggers
This is not the myth I was looking for - The Fall of Icarus by Ovid
Not quite Howling Good, but certainly Barking Mad - A Shot in the Bark: A Dog Park Mystery by C.A. Newsome
CBR Fantasy Book Club - Bad book = good discussion - The Devourers by Indra Das
An utter bore - Castle Rackrent by Maria Edgeworth
False Advertising, or I Hate Philosophizing - The Devourers by Indra Das
Here's hoping I never have to read a book worse than this one. - The Dead Key by DM Pulley
Masquerades as a True Christie Book, It is Not - Black Coffee by Agatha Christie and Charles Osborne
Again maybe it's just unfair for me to review books like this - Oh the Moon by Charlyne Yi
WTF did I just read? A spoiler-filled rant. - More Than This by Patrick Ness
Implausible Drivel - Broken Resolutions by Olivia Dade
I Enjoyed the Ranting a lot more then the book - The Glass Magician by Charlie N Holmberg
If you love Our Lady of Skepticism, don't read this. - Devil's Advocate (The X-Files: Origins, #2) by Jonathan Maberry
Woefully Underdeveloped - All the Missing Girls by Megan Miranda
Young & The Restless: Ratchet Edition - The Heart Don't Lie: Jewels' Dilemma by Yasheca Lasha
Boo to Young Love - Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist by Rachel Cohn and David Levithan
Good God What is This Piece of Sh*t?! - Good Boy by Sarina Bowen & Elle Kennedy
Well, the cover's cool, but as they say... - Horrorstor by Grady Hendrix
When Darkness Yawns - When Darkness Comes by Alexandra Ivy
Something Like... Like... Like I Just Don't Get the Appeal - Something Like Summer by Jay Bell
Perhaps I Am Not the One Who Is Broken - The Rules of Scoundrels Series, Books 1 & 2 by Sarah Maclean
Romance is Not for the Faint of Heart - Midsummer Magic by Catherine Coulter
Maybe You're A Virgin Because You're A Jerk? - Losing It by Emma Rathbone
This Trope Needs to Die - The Wyndham Legacy by Catherine Coulter
Making a book convoluted does not hide the fact that it's shitty - The hypnotist by Lars Kepler
I Am Plain, But Still Stuck - The India Fan by Victoria Holt
FFS WHYYYYYYYYY - Heartless by Marissa Meyer
Natural Born Rage Inducer - Natural Born Charmer by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
First DNF of 2017 - Release the Doves! - Thin Love by Eden Butler
An oldie but a goodie? - Without Prejudice by Andrew Rosenheim
A Nazi, a Fascist, a Communist, a novelist, a countrywoman, and a Duchess walk into a bar-and I don't know what happened because I didn't finish the book - The Six: The Lives of the Mitford Sisters by Laura Thompson
Holly or TSTL Heroine - Holly by Jude Deveraux
I did like the turtle's name. The rest was a flaming turd. - Every Exquisite Thing by Matthew Quick
An Exercise in How Not to Write Post-Apocalyptic Gender Segregated Societies - The Gender Game (Volume 1) by Bella Forrest
I Just Can't Do This Anymore - My American Duchess by Eloisa James
Degrees of Freedom: The Metrozone Series, Book 3 - Degrees of Freedom by Simon Morden
Never meet your heroes, and never reread your childhood favourites - Malory Towers series by Enid Blyton
For Whom the Bell Tolls - Ashley Bell by Dean Koontz
What Have I Done to Deserve This? - A Virtual Soul by Kevin Teixeira
Misogyny Masquerading as Erotic Romance - Their Kidnapped Bride by Vanessa Vale
Another romance that doesn't exactly know how consent works - White Lace and Promises by Natasha Blackthorne
Did Lisa Kleypas Need the Money? Did Her Publisher? - I Will by Lisa Kleypas
Contemporary Romance Bullsh*t - Rock Addiction by Nalini Singh
A Not-So-Perfect Fit - A Perfect Fit by Heather Tullis
This is not a romance. This hero is not romantic. - Managed by Kristen Callihan
The Reason I Won't Complete the Cannonball This Year - A Gambler's Anatomy by Jonathan Lethem
Spoilers Then Annoyances for a Kissing Book - A Stone in the Sea by A.L. Jackson
Confusing, Convoluted, Conservative - Into Dust by B.J. Daniels
Never trust a book by its cover... - American Housewife: Stories by Helen Ellis
"He had hands like a marmoset, small and neat" - Jack McClure Series by Eric Van Lustbader
The Flowers are just Weeds - Flowers in the Attic by VC Andrews
A stripper with a heart of gold (and a cape to match)... - Rumor Has It by Tami Hoag
Another "Catcher in the Rye" - The Changeling by Joy Williams
How to Suck All the Life Out of Original Worldbuilding - Arcana Rising by Kresley Cole
Wrath and Frustration or Austen Mishandled - The Paper Magician by Charlie Holmberg
In which I spurn the vox populi, and try to find a light in the darkness - Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
I want my 25 cents back - Abduction by Robin Cook
Mary Jane-ing the Pacific Theatre, one atoll at a time - Never Too Old to Cry by D. G. McWilliams
Is It Me? - Eligible by Curtis Sittenfeld
I give you Liane Moriarty and this is the thanks I get. - The Girl Who Came Home by Liane Moriarty
Pigskin and Broken Limbs - The Throwback Special by Chris Bachelder
I really don't care where the sky is at this point. - The Sky is Everywhere by Jandy Nelson
“I learn things late–and only the hard way.” - The Hilliker Curse: My Pursuit of Women by James Ellroy
Do literally anything else with your time - The Cartel by Don Winslow
Don't Answer - Beckoning Souls: A Horror Story by J. R. Tate
This is the review where I use the A word a lot. And d-bag. I use that a lot, too. - Heaven, Texas by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
I finished this so long ago, I can't even think of a clever title - The Minister's Daughter by Julie Hern
A Dumpster Fire of a Romance - No Good Duke Goes Unpunished by Sarah MacLean
Free Thoughts on the Continental… oh, wait, on The Marriage Plot - The Marriage Plot by Jeffery Eugenides
No. - A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara
Only So Much YA Wish Fulfillment I Can Swallow - Red Queen by Victoria Aveyard
Chernobyl in book form - Rock Chick Regret by Kristen Ashley
Short and Sweet (or NetGalley, I love you but you're bringing me down) - Three Truths and a Lie by Brent Hartinger
Hated this Textbook - Literature for Today's Young Adults by Alleen Pace Nilsen, James B. Blasingame Jr., Kenneth L. Donelson
Straining Even Kissing Book Credulity - Home for Three by Nicole Stewart
What's my niche again? - Sleeping With the Wolf by Maddy Barone
With Thesaurus Assistance on Synonyms for Trite - The Way You Look Tonight by Bella Andre
LightBoringer - The Black Prism by Brent Weeks
What in the world did I just read? - Avenue of Mysteries by John Irving
A giffy live-blog of a wet turd - Stranded with a Billionaire by Jessica Clare
Uninspired, unlikable, unbelievable. - Unraveled by Courtney Milan
Julien-Shaped Shrug - Heart-Shaped Hack by Tracey Garvis Graves
Nooooooooooooooope, nopenopenopenopenope - Ice by Sarah Beth Durst
When I ignored my strongest feelings out of a misguided obligation to fairness, I had no feelings left - Not Quite a Husband by Sherry Thomas
A Book Without Character(s) - Doomsday Book by Connie Willis
This book should be called DUNCE Road - Dune Road by Jane Green
What a Waste of a Bearded Hero - Noah by Cara Dee
It’s all fun and games until someone gets waterboarded. Or raped. Or murdered in a snuff film. You know what, fuck it. - Pretty Girls by Karin Slaughter
If Donald Trump was an alcoholic frat boy who wrote a book. - Assholes Finish First by Tucker Max
Flames...FLAMES...on the side of my face... - The Warlock in Spite of Himself by Christopher Stasheff
Or Whatever - The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt
Dolph Kids 4 life - Love, Lattes and Angel (Mutants #3) by Sandra Cox
Not much of an inferno...more like a sad circle of hell - Gabriel's Inferno by Sylvain Reynard
Sweet, merciful Jesus, what a dumpster fire: A real-time review of Tales of a Female Nomad - Tales of a Female Nomad: Living at Large in the World by Rita Golden Gelman
This Review Contains a Mic Drop - Play by Holly S. Roberts
Test Tube Mutant Baby - Love, Lattes, and Danger (Mutants #2) by Sandra Cox
Swedish Fridges - The Drowning by Camilla Lackberg
Memoir. Fashion. Not for me. - Grace: A Memoir by Grace Coddington
I Hope People Don't Describe Me Based on My Moles (PLEASE) - After the Storm by Jane Lythell
I knew better, I really did. This is absolutely a typical Anne Bishop book. - Written in Red by Anne Bishiop
Stumbling towards completion - The Bollywood Bride by Sonali Dev
Take 52 Steps Away from this Book - 52 Steps to Murder by Steve Demaree
Portrait of the Artist as a Dirtbag - Post Office by Charles Bukowski
What in the world is the purpose of this book? I am genuinely curious. - The Catcher in the Rye by J.D Salinger
An Affair Not to Care About - Forbidden to Love the Duke by Jillian Hunter
Making Dracula dull - The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova
A boring romance road trip (who knew they existed!?) - The Escape by Mary Balogh
Predilections Schmedilections - A Contemporary Romance - In Flight by R.K. Lilley
Apparently I'm too old for this book. - The Sword of Shannara by Terry Brooks
No. - Once Upon a Time in Russia: The Rise of the Oligarchs-A True Story of Ambition, Wealth, Betrayal and Murder by Ben Mezrich
The future is dystopian and full of idiots - High-Rise by JG Ballard
Some thoughts on the zombie genre. - As the World Dies: Untold Tales Volume 1 by Rhiannon Frater
Don't rip off Conrad. It will do you no favors. - The Piano Tuner by Daniel Mason
Well.... the cupcakes sounded tasty... - Cupcakes, Trinkets, and Other Deadly Magic by Meghan Ciana Doidge
I tried interpretive dance to expess my feelings but I broke all the furniture - What to Expect when You're Expecting by Heidi Murkoff, Sharon Mazel
The Most Boring Thing I've Read In Years - Air Bound by Christine Feehan
So much potential - so little pay off - Arm Candy by Jo Leigh
Gangs of Wonderland - Alice by Christina Henry
Not As Expected - Fat Girl Walking: Sex, Food, Love, and Being Comfortable in Your Skin…Every Inch of It by Brittany Gibbons
An Almost Impressive Failure to Deliver - Wreckage by Emily Bleeker
Guilty, no pleasure - The Salaryman's Wife (Rei Shimura Mysteries Book 1) by Sujata Massey
I'm done now, I think. Yes. Done now. - Pretty Girls by Karin Slaughter
A Self-Indulgent Mess - Satin Island by Tom McCarthy
Flatland, aka Flatplot - Flatland by Edwin Abbott
"Don't be a Copygirl", or more appropriately, "Don't Read Copygirl" - Copygirl by Anna Mitchael and Michelle Sassa
More like The WORST Bad Man, amiright! I’ll see myself out. - The First Bad Man by Miranda July
Just another paint-by-numbers Nora Roberts - Stars of Fortune by Nora Roberts
Well that went downhill quickly - The Fade Out, V1 by Ed Brubaker & Sean Phillips
You can't have all the things in your book. Pick one. Or two. Or even three. But not all. - Luckiest Girl Alive by Jessica Knoll
Rob Reiner should stick to directing - The Princess Bride (audiobook) by William Goldman
A little too much rape in this romance - Highlander Most Wanted by Maya Banks
The Banal Torture Porn of Puberty - Skippy Dies by Paul Murray
A Regency romance where the hero has violet eyes - A Kiss in the Dark by Kimberly Logan
This sucked. - Heap House by Edward Carey
Grunt. Posture. Hump. Repeat. - Own the Wind by Kristen Ashley
Bad Motor Scooter. - Motorcycle Man by Kristen Ashley
Eject! Eject Eject Eject! Watch the canopy! - The Wise Man’s Fear: Kingkiller Chronicles Book 2 by Patrick Rothfuss
Wrong on so, so many levels - Wrong by Jana Aston
Reefer Madness - Go Ask Alice by Beatrice Sparks
No. Just no. - Jane by April Lindner
Boldly Going Where I No Longer Wish To Tread - Scratch Monkey by Charles Stross
With a Whimper - Nightseer by Laurell K. Hamilton
This book is insultingly bad. - Dark Apprentice (The Jedi Academy, #2) by Kevin J. Anderson
Contemporary Romance with Cliche Apotheosis - Insatiable I and II by J.D. Hawkins
Contemporary Romance, My ASS! - Bait by M. Mabie
If You Can't Do Edgy Humor Right Then Don't Do It at All - A Disorder Peculiar to the Country by Ken Kalfus
400 Pages of I Just Can't Even - Lev Grossman by The Magician King
Cliche, Mok, or Another Book I Just Couldn't Finish... - The Storied Life of A.J. Fikrey: A Novel by Gabrielle Zevin
Fool Me Twice, Shame on Me - The Avengers by Julie Kaewert
I think you mean "Selfish Bitch Flees Alabama" - Crazy in Alabama by Mark Childress
There is an actual sharknado in this book - Magonia by Maria Dahvana Headley
This book gave ME a head injury - We Were Liars by E. Lockhart
In which I deploy 2 gifs to encapsulate my mood. - A Girl is a Half-formed Thing by Eimear McBride
We have a history together that hasn't happened yet. - Jennifer Egan by A Visit From the Goon Squad
If negative stars were possible, that's what I would give this book. - Life As We Knew It by Susan Beth Pfeffer
Proof There's No Life After Death - The Robots of Dawn by Isaac Asimov
I really should leave well enough alone - Love Storm by Susan Johnson
Is Good a Euphemism for Stupid? - The Good Girl by Mary Kubica
The Book That Never Ends - Debatable Space by Philip Palmer
People Throw Rocks At Things That Shine - The Law of Nines by Terry Goodkind
Hurry Up and Win So We Can F--king Go Home - Severed Souls by Terry Goodkind
Doomed to Repeat It - The First Confessor by Terry Goodkind
Just a big pile of blech. - I Was Here by Gayle Forman
One hot mess - Brailling For Wile by James Zerndt
A Contemporary Romance Review Mostly About Furniture - Low Tide Bikini by Lyla Dune
A Wicked Mess (or Harlan Coben, I apologize!) - A Wicked Snow by Gregg Olsen
Proof That You Can Publish ANYTHING On Amazon - Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner by Chuck Tingle
Never Gonna Give You Up - it's destiny, after all - The Sword (Sons of Destiny Book 1) by Jean Johnson
Lies and The Lying Liars Who Lie Them - Phantom by Terry Goodkind
Crash! - Allegiant by Veronica Roth
This Book Made Me So Uncomfortable - Little Bee by Chris Cleave
Don't Waste Your Time - Love, Volume 1: The Tiger by Frederic Brremaud
Fu*k the What Now? A Paranormal Romance - Dark Lover by JR Ward
Alas, even an exploding whale couldn't save this one. - Seating Arrangements by Maggie Shipstead
This book pissed me off. - Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman
These books should have switched endings (spoilers abound) - Julia / The Book of Skulls by Peter Straub / Robert Silverberg
Everything History Should Not Be - Sarah Josepha Hale: The Life and Times of a 19th Century Career Woman by Norma R. Fryatt
Some of Us Are Not as Dumb as All of Us - Gloryhits by Bob Stickgold and Mark Noble
Vacation, All I Ever Wanted, Vacation, Time To Get Away - Faith of the Fallen by Terry Goodkind
Fifty Shades of Liveblogging Part II (with even more NSFW Language and an updated drinking game) - Fifty Shades Darker by EL James
Monsters in Portland - Sinergy by Michael Avon Oeming and Taki Soma
Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song - Crimes of the Brothers by D.L. Carter
This Guy Listened to Blurred Lines a Few Too Many Times - The Devil in Denim by Melanie Scott
50 Shades of Liveblogging and a Drinking Game (NSFW Language Ahoy) - Fifty Shades of Grey by EL James
Play in Traffic, Run with Scissors, Set Yourself on Fire... - Pussy, King of Pirates by Kathy Acker
Not Grokking this One - Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A Heinlein
A Romance, and I can't even care to add more to the title. - Between the Devil and Ian Eversea by Julie Anne Long
Not the Only Thing Dead in Deadwood - An Ex to Grind in Deadwood by Ann Charles
Economics + sexism = bored AND annoyed - Norstrilia by Cordwainer Smith
The Promise of Intimacy, Denied - The Great Mortality: An Intimate History of the Black Death, the most Devastating Plague of All Time by John Kelly
English 101, Dreadnaught 0 - The Lost Fleet: Beyond the Frontier: Dreadnaught by Jack Campbell
A meandering, immature look at college life. - Exhuming Mary McCarthy by Jessica Lamirand
Overblown and underwhelming - The Point of Rescue (The Wrong Mother) by Sophie Hannah
I'll Stick with Jelly Beans, If It's All the Same to You - The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse by Robert Rankin
No Magic Moments Here - Madwand by Roger Zelazny
A lot of people like this book. I don't know why. - The Chronicles of Moxie by ZB Heller
Just Bad - Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions by Knock Knock Books
I'm verbose when I hate something. - Eve of Darkness by Sylvia Day
I Really Wanted to Like This (Part Two) - Food: A Love Story by Jim Gaffigan
Frances and Lil did a bad, bad thing - The Paying Guests by Sarah Waters
No Sh*t, Sherlock - Who Moved My Cheese by Spencer Johnson
300 Pages of Blah. - The Infinite Sea by Rick Yancey
Back to High School, Part 2 - The Return by Christopher Pike
I'm embarrassed that I even read this. - Chloe Sparrow by Lesley Crewe
This was so bad. Like, so very, very bad. I can't even describe how bad it was. - Beautiful You by Chuck Palahnuik
A bratty vampire more concerned with about her shoe collection than being undead - Undead and Unwed by Mary Janice Davidson
Probably my biggest disappointment in 2014. - The Republic of Imagination by Azar Nafisi
Needs more vengeance, fewer stupid people - The Gate to Women's Country by Sheri S. Tepper
Don't go "Whalin"..... - Gone Whalin' by Conor Lastowka
I read The Secret, so you don't have to - The Secret by Rhonda Byrne
#11 Mediocre teen dystopian blah I get bored again already - Under the Never Sky by Veronica Rossi
Come for the Historical Romance, Stay for the Hostility - Once More, My Darling Rogue by Lorraine Heath
Imagine if Harry Potter was all about the Dursleys. - The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling
Would you like some pretension with your racism? - Understand Rap: Explanations of Confusing Rap Lyrics You and Your Grandma Can Understand by William Buckholz
Nerds, gosh! So nerdy, amirite? - Bimbos of the Death Sun by Sharyn McCrumb
- The Red Book by Deborah Kopaken Cogan
Utter worthless shit - Lost For Words by Edward St. Aubyn
I'm not convinced - Persuasion by Jane Austen
"He Texted?" Even the title sounds too high school for me - He Texted: The Ultimate Guide to Decoding Guys by Lisa Winning, Carolyn Henderson McDermitt
An affront to everything that makes books good. - The Sweet Spot by Stephanie Evanovich
Another Contemporary Romance, But with a Violation of the Client/Therapist Relationship - Sisters in Love by Melissa Foster
Ugh (a review in Drag Race gifs) - No Rest for the Wicked (Immortals After Dark #3) by Kresley Cole
Pretty sure this is the worst book I'll read all year - This Heart of Mine by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
50 shades of "oh my, no! Really?! Yikes...Oh come on!" - 50 shades of grey by E L James
Jack London, you are one screwed up SOB. Also, Cannonball. - White Fang by Jack London
Are you a dumb witch, or THE DUMBEST witch? - 666 Park Avenue by Gabriella Pierce
A historical romance with so much dumb. This is not a good book, guys. - Somewhere I'll Find You by Lisa Kleypas
Nope. Not for me. - The Goldfinch: A Novel by Donna Tartt
House. Lake. Dirt. Woods. AND REPEAT. - In The House Upon The Dirt Between The Lake And The Woods by Matt Bell
The Dumbest Kiss - The Darkest Kiss by Gena Showalter
An Unbelievable Bore - Home to Stay (An Anchor Island Novel) by Terri Osburn
Turns Out Life Is Cheap - The New Boy by RL Stine
The Book About Basically the Same Thing as The Invention of Hugo Cabret, But This Is a Very Bad Book - The Robot King by Brian Selznick
The Cluttered and the Dead - The Waking Engine by David Edison
What's invisible to me are the hours I've lost reading this thing. - Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison
If you like monstrously dumb protagonists, this is the book for you - Where Shadows Fall by Judith Kelman
Death would be preferable to reading this again - The Kills by Richard House
my last zombie book - The n-body Problem by Tony Burgess
Avoid! Unless you're really into math. - Count to a Trillion by John C. Wright
Please do not enter - The Technologists by Matthew Pearl
If You Ever Found Russian Mob Guys Hot This Book Will End That For You - The Professional by Kresley Cole
Maybe I am Too Old for Young Adult - Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs
Hallways in the Night by R.C. O'Leary - Hallways in the Night by R.C. O'Leary
Not Actually a Fear Street Book - Ski Weekend by RL Stine
Austen for Sad Cat Ladies - Austenland by Shannon Hale
A more accurate title would have been Uninteresting - Unexploded by Alison Macleod
Personally, I've Never Much Cared for Bees - Of Bees and Mist by Erick Setiawan
Review 19 and 20: Bad writing but some good laughs - Hunting Eve and Silencing Eve by Iris Johansen
I don't like Beckett, I don't like Pinter - I certainly don't like this - Nokon kjem til å komme (Someone is going to come" by Jon Fosse
Officially done with this travesty of an adaptation. - The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Vol. 2 by Denise Mina
When you put "five star" in your title, you're just asking for it - Five Star Billionaire by Tash Aw
Sometimes I wish I wasn't a completist - Born in Ice & Born in Shame by Nora Roberts
On Maps, Morality, and Boring Psychopaths - Prince of Thorns by Mark Lawrence
The Secret History - The 'Girls' of Novels - The Secret History by Donna Tartt
“Triangle”: Star Trek Novelization Vangie13 cbr #22 - Triangle by Sondra Marshak and Myrna Culbreath
Batman and Psychology: It was a long and boring book - Batman and Psychology; It was a Dark and Stormy Knight by Travis Langley
One Choice Will Define You...Or Make You Fall Asleep From Boredom - Allegiant by Veronica Roth
“The Prometheus Design”: Star Trek Novelization Vangie13 cbr #19 - The Prometheus Design by Sondra Marshak and Myrna Culbreath
Mary Poppins is *Not* Coming Back to Me - Mary Poppins Comes Back by P.L. Travers
The Golden Hour - The Golden Hour by Margaret Wurtele
“The Fate of the Phoenix”: Early Original Star Trek Novel Vangie13 cbr #13 - The Fate of the Phoenix by Sondra Marshak and Myrna Culbreath
“The Price of the Phoenix”: Early Original Star Trek Novel Vangie13 cbr #12 - The Price of the Phoenix by Sondra Marshak and Myrna Culbreath
bitch please - rude bitches make me tired by Celia Rivenbark
The true crime here is lackadaisical proofreading. - Did They Really Do It?: From Lizzie Borden the the 20th Hijacker by Fred Rosen
“Death’s Angel”: Early Original Star Trek Novel Vangie13 cbr #11 - Death's Angel by Kathleen Sky
Plain Kate, indeed. - Plain Kate by Erin Bow
There's $3.20 I'll Never See Again - Jacob's Return by Annette Blair
Jen K's Review 10: No One is Here Except All of Us - No One is Here Except All of Us by Ramona Ausubel
The one where I vow to not read "New Adult" anymore, at least till next time... - The Temptation of Lila & Ethan by Jessica Sorensen
the almost moon. - the almost moon by Alice sebold
He quotes Tenacious D in the epigraph. That should tell you everything you need to know. - And Another Thing . . . by Eoin Colfer
Vulcan!: Early Original Star Trek Novel Vangie13 cbr #4 - Vulcan! by Kathleen Sky
Spock, Messiah! The second ever original Star Trek Novel! Vangie13 cbr#2 - Spock Messiah! by Theodore R. Cogswell and Charles A. Spano, Jr.
Scootsa1000's #CBR6 Review 1 - The Shade of the Moon by Susan Beth Pfeffer
