Pro: It Was Short - White is for Witching by Helen Oyeyemi
I Stared into the Abyss… - Strangers by Dean Koontz
Even More Annoyed Now - The Saturday Supper Club by Amy Miller
Terrible True Crime Book That Focuses on Everything but the Subject of the Book - The Wilderness of Ruin: A Tale of Madness, Fire, and the Hunt for America's Youngest Serial Killer by Roseanne Montillo
Yup, still hate Beckett - Waiting for Godot: A Tragicomedy in Two Acts by Samuel Beckett
Sorry Least Favorite of Japanese Mysteries - The Moai Island Puzzle by Alice Arisugawa
How to Fall in Love With a Peacock - The Pride of the Peacock by Victoria Holt
More like The Meh Twin - The Bad Twin by Avery Scott
One tantrum to go, please - Finn Throws a Fit by David Elliott
Struggle Read - Cat Out of Hell by Lynne Truss
No HEA or HFN Honestly - The Middle-Aged Virgin by Olivia Spring
So many bad tropes (Bingo: Youths!) - Dragon Called (Deadweed Dragons, Book 1) by Ava Richardson
How ‘The Ruins’ Ruined My Week - The Ruins by Scott Smith
So Much For Romance - The Miracle at St. Bruno's (The Daughters of England Book 1) by Philippa Carr
This one could not have ended soon enough - Uprooted by Naomi Novik
Before Eleven - Stranger Things: Suspicious Minds by Gwenda Bond
Even worse now than it was when it was first published - Iced (Fever #6) by Karen Marie Moning
Forced breeding is not appealing - The Gate to Women's Country by Sheri S. Tepper
If I Knew Nothing About Congress This Would Have Been Mildly Interesting - The Dance of Legislation by Eric Redman
The Hallmark Movie Channel Wouldn’t Take On This Book - The Lucky Dress by Aimee Brown
Awful - The Good Bride Guide by Matt Dunn
The first adventure of the Bug Boys will probably be my last with them - Bug Boys by Laura Knetzger
A pair of DNFs - I Like it Like That / The World According to Monsanto by Claire Calman / Marie-Monique Robin
Whatever - Fix Her Up by Tessa Bailey
Could Not Get Into This One: DNF at 25 Percent - The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin
The Big Nothing - The Incendiaries by R. O. Kwon
Not Very Good - The Night Tiger by Yangsze Choo
I Can’t - Gossip Girl by Cecily von Ziegesar
Welcome to the world, little one! - The Perfect Mother by Aimee Molloy
The things we do for book clubs (a parenthetical rant) - The Hum and the Shiver by Alex Bledsoe
Flames On the Side of My Face - One Day in December by Josie Silver
Salt the earth outside the wheelhouse - she just wants to forget by r. h. sin
Do a little dance, while not weeing in your… - I Need to Wee! by Sue Hendra
Depression, the book (Reading the TBR) - The Boy Detective Fails by Joe Meno
OK, but Y is he called Yorick?* - Y: The Last Man, Vol 1: Unmanned by Brian K. Vaughan, Pia Guerra, and Jose Marzan, Jr
It is far. But there is no journey upon this earth that a man may not make if he sets his heart to it. - King Solomon's Mines by HR Haggard
You can almost hear it, Rubie’s skeleton rearranging itself - The Beans of Egypt Maine by Carolyn Chute
Don’t waste your time. - Vessel by Lisa A. Nichols
“… it will never do for you to go and starve yourself to death.” - Hunger by Knut Hamsun
I Got Nothing - Dear Haiti, Love Alaine by Maika Moulite
Tried for a Love Potion No. 9 Vibe and Somehow Made it Worse - The Love Solution by Ashley Croft
I Am Not Impressed - A Keeper by Graham Norton
What a Waste of Time - Void Moon by Michael Connelly
Rich People Problems and One Person Who Wasn’t - Carnegie Hill by Johnathan Vatner
Drifting Without Latching Onto Anything - Running by Cara Hoffman
Somehow Worse Than the First Davenport Novel - Dark of the Moon by John Sandford
By Friday, Llama will destroy the world - Llama Destroys the World by Jonathan Stutzman
If this book had a face, I would punch it - Foe by Iain Reid
This Was a Heck No Times Two - The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie by Alan Bradley
Make sure you wear your best scent - Wonder Mole's Scent Costume Party by Pato Mena