A prayer for anyone who has to read this book… - A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving
Sliver - Sliver by Ira Levin
What Now? - What Now? by Shari Low
SOMEONE explain this one to me, please - Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
Fake it Till You Bake It - Fake It Till You Bake It by Jamie Wesley
Off Script - Off Script by Ashley Marie
The No-Show - The No-Show by Beth O'Leary
No amount of sugar could sweeten the deal - Lemonade Code by Jarod Pratt
Screams From the Dark: 29 Tales of Monsters and the Monstrous - Screams From the Dark: 29 Tales of Monsters and the Monstrous by Ellen Datlow
The Lost World by Arthur Conan - The Lost World by Arthur Conan Doyle
Burn it all - Fail State by John Birmingham
The Emma Project - The Emma Project by Sonali Dev
Looking back on the last two months, and this is all have to show for it. - Angels and Demons by Dan Brown
I Read Angels & Demons and RUN, YOU FOOLS - Angels & Demons by Dan Brown
Welcome to the School by the Sea - Welcome to the School by the Sea by Jenny Colgan
How to be Horribly English - English Etiquette: The motivation behind the manners by Darling Academy, Alena Kate Pettitt
An Affair to Forget - A Summer Affair by Elin Hildebrand
Fighting the book - The Book That Did Not Want to Be Read by David Sundin
The Paris Apartment - The Paris Apartment by Lucey Foley
Greek Life - The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller
All Style No Substance - Beautiful Platters & Delicious Boards by Cedar Mill Press
Sorrowland-Did Not Finish at 20 percent - Sorrowland by Rivers Solomon
I see dead people? I think? - Comfort & Joy: A Fable by Kristin Hannah
State of Terror - State of Terror by Hillary Clinton and Louise Penny
If I Had Your Face–Did Not Finish at 19 percent - If I Had Your Face by Frances Cha
Why show when you can just tell? - A Flicker in the Dark by Stacy Willingham
Klara and the Sun - Klara and the Sun by Kazuo Ishiguro
Get rid of Ryan and keep the dog - Talk Bookish To Me by Kate Bromley
Getting this year’s one-star review out of the way early - Ringworld by Larry Niven
I Have Seen the Nipple on Your Soul - 1Q84 by Haruki Murakami
The Investigator - The Investigator by John Sandford
This series is not for me - Still Life by Louise Penny
Once More Unto the Breach - The City and the City by China Mieville
Even the Dog Can’t Save It - Bear Witness by Lark O Jensen
Things We Never Got Over - Things We Never Got Over by Lucy Score
The Girls on the Shore - The Girls on the Shore by Ann Cleeves
Morally Repellent and Ethically Bankrupt True Crime - The Making of a Serial Killer (2nd edition) by Danny Rolling and Sondra London
WELL ACTUALLY - Hairpin Bridge by Taylor Adams
Don’t Read This Novel, Even If Cults Interest You - The Children of Red Peak by Craig DiLouie
The Snooze Inn - Seabreeze Inn by Jan Moran
“But it’s too late:” YA Nihilism and Queer Tragedy - As You Wish by Chelsea Sedoti
Slash in the pan - The Last Final Girl by Stephen Graham Jones
How to Read a Book (kind of) - How to Read a Book by Charles van Doren and Mortimer Adler
And to top it all off, faeries are dicks - Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clarke
Fly away Seemore - Seemore the Seagull by Ralph Tufo
Just….No. - Later by Stephen King
Classic Book + Angsty Teen = Not Worth It - The "Wonderful" Wizard of Futher-Mucking Oz by Matt Youngmark
Save your time, avoid this book. - Saving Grace by Debbie Babitt
This is definitely not my brand of heroin… - Midnight Sun by Stephenie Meyer
The stench is right, this book STINKS! - The Stench of Honolulu by Jack Handey