Remember PattyKates’ Raisin Sex Metaphor? - Man Candy by Melanie Harlow
I Stand Alone on this Hill - Furiously Happy by Jenny Lawson
The Girl on the Hen - In a Dark Dark Wood by Ruth Ware
Who Knew Vampires Could be so Boring? - House Rules by Chloe Neill
Better than The Trap, worse than having not read it - Disclaimer by Renee Knight
Bark bark bark bark bark - Bark by Lorrie Moore
Even H.G. Wells Can’t Save a Timey Wimey Mess - Expeditions to the Mountains of the Moon by Mark Hodder
A lot of wasted potential - Forest of Memory by Mary Robinette Kowal
Canadian Goonies - Friends with Boys by Faith Erin Hicks
The Hearts Wants What It Wants - Wicked Heart by Leisa Rayven
Don’t Judge an Author by One Book (Especially Not This One) - Destination: Void by Frank Herbert
‘Tis sweet and commendable in your nature, Hamlet - The Year of Magical Thinking by Joan Didion
The Core of the Disturbance - Fever Dream by Samanta Schweblin
Yeah, but WHY are they friends? - The Interestings by Meg Wolitzer
If you like descriptions of cleaning and sorting wires…this one’s for you! Including some [NSFW] gif’ing - The pile of stuff at the bottom of the stairs by Christina Hopkinson
Good at Games - Good at Games by Jill Mansell
Book Two Doesn’t Work At All - Roadside Crosses by Jeffrey Deaver
“I promise you, no one judges me more harshly than I do myself” - The Mermaid Chair by Sue Monk Kidd
“All secrets lead back to the big secret. To give one thing away means to give everything away.” - Invisibility by Andrea Cremer, David Levithan
Enormous Cosmic Possibilities, Itty Bitty Setting - The Invisible Library by Genevieve Cogman
A second disappointment from another debut author. - History of Wolves by Emily Fridlund
Sigh, ok Margaret Atwood - Good Bones and Simple Murders by Margaret Atwood
Apparently there are boring sociopaths - Confessions of a Sociopath: A Life Spent Hiding in Plain Sight by M.E. Thomas
I don’t agree with the Amazon reviews… - The Devourers by Indra Das
THE CASE OF THE MISSING NUN WHO WAS KIDNAPPED AND MURDERED (except obviously not) - The Mutual Admiration Society by Lesley Kagen
Woman Has Choice Between Man Who Treats Her Badly and a Boring But Nice Guy, Guess Who She Chooses? - The Shivering Sands by Victoria Holt
A Dude Born Anew - Learning to Feel by N.R. Walker
Just go watch some DVD commentaries - Joss Whedon: The Biography by Amy Pascale
Sometimes I wonder if I read the same book as everyone else. - Commonwealth by Ann Patchett
DC Sniper Case Comes to New York - Apprentice in Death by JD Robb
A future past where you become plant, clone, or cyborg when you die - The Return of the Discontinued Man by Mark Hodder
Sid is a Jerk - Half-Blook Blues by Esi Edugyan
Not worth the time - Beau Crusoe by Carla Kelly
The Kind Worth Reading On a Beach When You’re Kinda Drunk and Not Thinking Too Hard - The Kind Worth Killing by Peter Swanson
Hustling, hustling - Running by Cara Hoffman
“They claim they did all this because they love me, but I must say, I’ve never been loved in such a bizarre fashion.” - Oh Myyy! by George Takei
Well that was disappointing - The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove (Pine Cove #2) by Christopher Moore
Fragmented Story - The Crossing by Michael Connelly
Downward Slide in Series - The Burning Room by Michael Connelly
Neither Romance Nor Comedy - Love Handles by Gretchen Galway
On the Road Again - The Scoundrel and the Debutante by Julia London
A Stephanie Plum plot checklist. - Turbo Twenty-Three by Janet Evanovich
I Have a Lot of Feelings about “Harry Potter and the Cursed Child” - Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling and Jack Thorne
As if I were no more than a possession for these two creatures to fight over. - The Devourers by Indra Das
Lady, what are you hollering? - Taking What I Like: Stories by Linda Bamber
The Failure Narrative - Season Finale by Susanne Daniels and Cynthia Littleton
Faux Big Chill - In Twenty Years by Allison Winn Scotch
A Crown of Bitter Indifference - A Crown of Bitter Orange by Laura Florand
Mostly Charmless - Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency by Douglas Adams
Neil’s Bride - Lyon's Bride by Cathy Maxwell