Victorian Maudlin at Its Best - North and South by Elizabeth Gaskell
Captive - Memoir of a Milk Carton Kid: the Tayna Nicole Kach story by Tayna Nicole Kach with Lawrence Fisher
Flames…on the side of my face… - Her by Harriet Lane
Book Meh of the Meh-lands Series - Hidden by Megg Jensen
Post-apocalypse with a political agenda - One Second After by William R. Forstchen
No, None of This is What I Wanted - Black Widower by Patricia Moyes
Perhaps Vowell isn’t for Me - the Wordy Shipmates by Sarah Vowell
That review where I hand in my CBR card… - Eleanor and Park by Rainbow Rowell
500 pages of fan fiction - Carry On by Rainbow Rowell
Not That Matthew Lewis - The Monk by Matthew Lewis
A Spark that Didn’t Catch Fire - Border Crossing by Pat Barker
The saddest homage to Jane Eyre ever. - The Thirteenth Tale by Diane Setterfield
Opus 63 (actually 65) in three parts: Hop, Joker and High - Fire Inside, Ride Steady, and Walk Through Fire (books 2-4 of the Chaos Series) by Kristen Ashley
Five stars for Kamala; two for this particular book. - Ms. Marvel, Vol. 1: No Normal by G. Willow Wilson, Adrian Alphona
Halbs Reads His First Romance Novel - Random Acts of Crazy by Julia Jent
Celebrating Someone Else’s Cannonball - The Year of Reading Dangerously: How Fifty Great Books (and two not so great ones) Saved My Life by Andy Miller
The Hundred Thousand Meh’s - The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms by N. K. Jemisin
Red Sky At Night, Something Something This Is All Bulls–t - Crimson Shore by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child
Views from a passing train - 4:50 from Paddington by Agatha Christie
Revenge of the Sith - Revenge of the Sith by Patricia C. Wrede
In Sherlock’s Shadow - Some Danger Involved by Will Thomas
A Collection of Misses with a Small Patch of Light in the Middle - No One Belongs Here More Than You by Miranda July
Frommage, Formaggio, Ost, Syr, Kase - Foreign Affairs by Stuart Woods
I’m The Firestarter, The Twisted Firestarter - Invisible by James Patterson and David Ellis
Don’t Take My Kodachrome Away - Library of Souls by Ransom Riggs
Books I Read With My Kid - Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (Junior Novelization) by Patricia C. Wrede
Caitlin D — don’t read this one - We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves by Karen Joy Fowler
Great premise, poor follow through - Endangered by Lamar Giles
Wouldn’t Even Use This as Litter for my Vampire Cat - Bite Me by Christopher Moore
The Star Wars, Like The Facebook and The Netflix - The Star Wars by JW Winzler, Mike Mayhew
We’re all a little special - I'm Special: and other lies we tell ourselves by Ryan O'Connell
Catherine is great, this book is not. - Catherine the Great by Robert K. Massie
I Only Need One Reason Why This Wasn’t Great - Outrage: The Five Reasons Why O.J. Simpson Got Away With Murder by Vincent Bugliosi
Okay, I Just Have to Admit It, I Hate Magical Realism - Winter's Tale by Mark Helprin
Just Go Rewatch True Detective - Galveston by Nic Pizzolatto
A denominational book of biblical importance that just didn’t grab me. - Patriarchs and Prophets by Ellen G. White
This series is officially the most batshit thing I’ve ever read. - Temple of the Winds (The Sword of Truth, #4) by Terry Goodkind
A mostly forgettable collection about Narnia - The Chronicles of Narnia and Philosophy by Gregory Bassham, Jerry L. Walls
A Search for Nuance Comes Up Dry - One Year After by William R. Forstchen
Is possibly better than the second one, but can’t really tell because I skim-read it. - Champions of the Force (The Jedi Academy, #3) by Kevin J. Anderson
An incredibly mediocre young adult novel - Looking for Alaska by John Green
If You’re Looking to Reinforce Heteronormative Values, Have I Got A Book for You! - From Clueless to Class Act: Manners for the Modern Woman by Jodi R. R. Smith
Jojo! Noooo! - Honeymoon in Paris by Jojo Moyes
Will Meh. Will Meh. - Will Grayson Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan
A Swing and a Miss - Fender Benders by Bill Fitzhugh
All we can do is play our parts and keep each other company - Did You Ever Have a Family by Bill Clegg
Jack Be Rapey, Jack Be Quick - Fables Volume 13: The Great Fables Crossover by Bill Willingham, Matthew Sturges, Mark Buckingham
If You Throw Away the First 3/4ths, You Might Have an Okay Book Left - Inheritance by Christopher Paolini
A Meh Take on Friendship and Growing Up - The Girls from Corona del Mar by Rufi Thorpe
Open your mouth as wide as you can. I need to shove some pop culture references down your throat. - Armada by Ernest Cline