The Roaring Twenties Were a Snore - Careless People: Murder, Mayhem and the Invention of the Great Gatsby by Sarah Churchwell
Well. I read this. - Beyond the Veil of Darkness by Esmie Branner
A Slog of a Read - Judaism by Charles Foster Kent & Gustav Karpeles
A Tour I Wasn’t Very Interested In. - A Cook's Tour by Anthony Bourdain
Putting the ME-ME-ME in Meditation - 10% Happier by Dan Harris
Death Be Not Proud, F–ksocks - Secondhand Souls by Christopher Moore
On The Plus Side, My Negative Reaction Won’t Ruin Her Day - E-Cubed by Pam Grout
Twenty-Three Skidoon’t - Lair of Dreams by Libba Bray
Featuring surprisingly few lepers - The Leper Compound by Paula Nangle
A Book About a Jokey Robot - The Martian by Andy Weir
A sadly disappointing mystery by an author I really like. - The Skeleton Road by Val McDermid
I have an unpopular opinion about this one - The Westing Game by Ellen Raskin
It’s Just Like The Da Vinci Code! That’s Not A Compliment! - Seven Wonders by Ben Mezrich
I’m so disappointed that I’m disappointed by this book. - Half a War (Shattered Sea, #3) by Joe Abercrombie
Generic Rich White Guy Saves The Day Again! - Family Trees by Kerstin March
The Most Desperate Girl Alive - Luckiest Girl Alive by Jessica Knoll
Eh. - The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt
A well-intentioned mess - Love is the Drug by Alaya Dawn Johnson
The Best Part of this Pirate Comic was the Aaaaaarrrrrt - Galveston by Johanna Stokes, Todd Herman
Masters Programs Ruin You for Genre Reading - Scarlet by Marissa Meyer
The McVegemite Crapwich - Private Sydney by James Patterson
Well, That Sucked. JOKE GRENADE. - Blood Infernal by James Rollins
A disappointing disconnect for me - Lumberjanes (Vol. 1): Beware the Kitten Holy by Noelle Stevenson, Grace Ellis, and Brooke A. Allen
How poorly made we are, she had thought, how insufficient - My Brilliant Friend by Elena Ferrante
Afraid of Vaccination Since 1901 - POX: An American History by Michael Willrich
Not a very shiny star… - The Stars of Mirtha Trilogy by Nora Roberts
In which I am a glutton for punishment - The Glass Magician (The Paper Magician #2) by Charlie N. Holmberg
I am perhaps simply not fabulous enough - The Fabulous Girls Guide to Decorum by Kim izzo, Ceri Marsh
Out of Bounds - Outlander by Diana Gabaldon
An Introduction to Christian Theology that Didn’t Feel Very Introductory - Christian Theology: An Introduction to its Tasks and Traditions by Peter C. Hodgson and Robert H. King
A triple-dip in which I admit my lust for an Austen villain - Dracula by Bram Stoker
The Old Boning Stone - Naked Greed by Stuart Woods
Good Idea, So-So Execution - The Immortals by James Edwin Gunn
Needs more kidnappings. Or plot in general. - She's No Princess by Laura Lee Guhrke
A Bearded Mess is Still a Mess - Truth or Beard by Penny Reid
Ennui over too many comic-book characters is a thing, I guess. - Batman: The Dark Knight Strikes Again by Frank Miller
A fairly uninspiring historical romance - Catch a Falling Heiress by Laura Lee Guhrke
Two Dimensional Characters, Three Dimensional World - This Is Where It Ends by Marieke Nijkamp
This is how you lose me…(yes, I realize it’s been said before). - This Is How You Lose Her by Junot Díaz
How to Bore Readers and Lose Their Interest - How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie
Find the singer’s gun, then shoot yourself with it - The Singer's Gun by Emily St. John Mandel
Growing up (in the north of Sweden) is hard to do - Populærmusikk fra Vittula (Popular Music from Vittula) by Mikael Niemi
Shut up, Juliette - Shatter Me by Tahereh Mafi
A Long Tale of Sight, Sound, and War - All The Light We Cannot See by Anthony Doerr
Like a bad sitcom - The Rosie Effect (Don Tillman #2) by Graeme Simsion
An underwhelming collaboration from some greats - Black Trillium by Marion Zimmer Bradley, Julian May, Andre Norton
Yet another final book in a trilogy that can’t stand up to the greatness of the first two books - The Kingdom of Gods by N. K. Jemisin
Trapped in Faulty Memories - The Sense of an Ending by Julian Barnes
Pardon Me, My Curmudgeon is Showing - The Corridor by A.N. Willis
Chuck! It’s Your Cousin, Marvin Berry! Don’t Read This Goddamn Book! - Landline by Rainbow Rowell