Ugly Things in the Darkness, Worse Things in Store - Career of Evil by Robert Galbraith
This may be cause for a mutiny - Bounty by Kristen Ashley
I really wanted to like this more than I did… - Lust & Wonder by Augusten Burroughs
In which there are many words, but nothing happens - The Infinities by John Banville
There Once Was a Spinster Named Lucy - The Spinster's Guide to Scandalous Behavior by Jennifer McQuiston
One of these things is not like the other - Crocodile on the Sandbank by Elizabeth Peters
A plotty book. - Kindred by Octavia Butler
Djibouti? I recommend you Dji-don’t - Djibouti by Elmore Leonard
And in the darkened underpass, I thought Oh God, my chance has come at last. But then a strange fear gripped me and I just couldn’t ask. - The More You Ignore Me by Jo Brand
I should have just reread In Cold Blood - Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil by John Berendt
Fifteen minutes of fame or tales of a drone mother - Mother, Can you Not? by Kate Siegel
Nothing like waiting four months to post my first review… - How to be Good by Nick Hornby
What even happened here? - The Witches: Salem, 1692 by Stacy Schiff
I wish I would have realized this series is not for me before I wasted all this time reading it. - Their Fractured Light (Starbound, #3) by Amie Kaufman & Meagan Spooner
Bite Me - The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova
If You Met the Devil In Person, Would You Notice His Horns? - Clovenhoof by Heide Goody Ian Grant
Seriously, f#ck Akron - Jeffrey Dahmer: An American Nightmare by Don Davis
This book brought to you by a bunch of flimsy plot devices. - Reconstructing Amelia by Kimberly McCreight
Imitation can be Fun, But it’s Rarely Art - Shades of Milk and Honey by Mary Robinette Kowal
Fine for Casual Bus and Bedtime Reading - Sedition by Tom Abrahams
Sometimes a good book just doesn’t do it for you. - All About Love: New Visions by bell hooks
A Trip Back in Time - Nobody's Darling by Theresa Medeiros
I Think I Need to Abandon Ship - Captive Prince, Book One by C.S. Pacat
Go read Head Full of Ghosts instead - The Grownup by Gillian Flynn
Needs more wine. - Tangled Vines: An Australian Rural Romance by Nicole Flockton
A Long Story of Misunderstanding - The Duke's Disaster by Grace Burrowes
Zack Snyder + Hanna Barbera = This Depressing Comic Book - Space Ghost by Joe Kelly, Ariel Olivetti
Thank God (Or Gods) It’s Over - Creative Mythology by Joseph Campbell
Missionary Position? Annexation, Eventually. - Unfamiliar Fishes by Sarah Vowell
Nostalgia is a Powerful Thing - The Awakening (The Vampire Diaries, Vol. 1) by L.J. Smith
It’s a Long, Long Way to Tipperary - Maisie Dobbs by Jacqueline Winspear
I’m on a Horse! - Resenting the Hero by Moira J. Moore
Sophie Hannah, are you okay? - The Orphan Choir by Sophie Hannah
Kaitlyn’s Pants and the Poor Little Rich Boy - Attraction, Heat and Capture: Elements of Chemistry by Penny Reid
Fake Out - Madeleine’s War by Peter Watson
Warning: May Cause Indigestion - The Dinner by Herman Koch
Mothers and Daughters and Meh - Fortune's Daughter by Alice Hoffman
Wink wink nudge nudge, parenthood, amirite? - Fathermucker: A Novel by Greg Olear
Get out of My Dreams and into My Kindle - reams: Discover the Meaning of Your Dreams and How to Dream What You Want - Dream Interpretation, Lucid Dreaming, and Dream Psychology (+BONUS) (Dream Analysis, Dream Meanings, Lucid Dream) by Angel Greene
So Bad - Fortune Smiles by Adam Johnson
Holmes Without Holmes - Moriarty by Anthony Horowitz
A dark children’s book that’s not really for children - The Canning Season by Polly Horvath
The Brother’s Grimm Did It Better - The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
Please don’t make me defend a Nazi sympathizer - Dietrich & Riefenstahl: Hollywood, Berlin, and a Century in Two Lives by Karin Wieland
I’m a Survivor: A Memoir of Abuse - Why Me? by Sarah Burleton
If she only had a spine - Hired Bride by Noelle Adams
A miserable collection of short stories - Fortune Smiles by Adam Johnson
Not to be political, but Obama was wrong… - Fates & Furies by Lauren Groff
Do Not Talk to the Police Without Your Attorney Present - Whiskey Beach by Nora Roberts
When Are You Leaving - Mount Analogue by Rene Daumal