Insane, your family brings out a different side of me - Beauty and the Mustache by Penny Reid
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire? - The Archived by Victoria Schwab
Super-sized Animorphs. - The Andalite's Gift (Animorphs, #7.5) by K.A. Applegate
Ridiculous and amazing does sum up parenthood well - This Is Ridiculous This Is Amazing: Parenthood in 71 Lists by Jason Good
There is no Cure for Being Who You Are - The Mermaid's Sister by Carrie Anne Noble
Whereby SEALs are complete badasses and the liberal media is almost as bad as the Taliban - Lone Survivor: The Eyewitness Account of Operation Redwing and the Lost Heroes of SEAL Team 10 by Marcus Luttrell (with Patrick Robinson)
I wonder if Laura Bush has read this book… - American Wife by Curtis Sittenfeld
If only the hammer were his… - Hammered by Kevin Hearne
The hottest love has the coldest end - It Ended Badly: Thirteen of the Worst Breakups in History by Jennifer Wright
Always wear a wire - The Infiltrator: My Secret Life Inside the Dirty Banks Behind Pablo Escobar's Medellín Cartel by Robert Mazur
I will never find the perfect Salem Witch Trial book. - Six Women of Salem by Marilynne K. Roach
If you live through a fairy tale, you don’t make it through unscathed or unchanged - Roses and Rot by Kat Howard
Susan is a problem. - Grave Peril (The Dresden Files, #3) by Jim Butcher
Most of this review is me being annoying. - The Winner's Kiss (Winner's Trilogy, #3) by Marie Rutkoski
Sword, sorcery and a chainmail bikini - Red Sonja, volume 1: Queen of Plagues by Gail Simone and Walter Geovani
They found me in a beach chair quickly turning the pages 😉 - Where They Found Her by Kimberly McCreight
Do you prefer your coffee with some Angst? - Served Hot by Annabeth Albert
“Words are free, she tried to say, and she appropriated them; they were all hers.” - Eva Luna by Isabel Allende
Shed your tears, for there is no succor here. - Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn
It’s all about willpower - How Bad Do You Want it? by Matt Fitzgerald
Dear Ms Kleypas, I have concerns. - It Happened One Autumn (Wallflowers #2) by Lisa Kleypas
In case you were wondering, Jim Gaffigan has 5 kids… - Dad is fat by Jim Gaffigan
A Good Setup to Watch the Paralympics - Fire in My Eyes by Brad Snyder & Tom Sileo
I Just Fear the Boredom - Fear the Survivors by Stephen Moss
“animals get diseases, but only man falls radically into sickness” - The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat and Other Clinical Tales by Oliver Sacks
Snow White and the Big Bad Wolf walk into a ball… - Fables: Legends in Exile by Bill Willingham
The Killer Kills Tall Guys and is also a Tall Guy - Christopher Greyson by Jack and the Giant Killer
Royal Romps - Sex With Kings by Eleanor Herman
If you really need a laugh, you can always check out his haircut on the cover - Dave Barry Talks Back by Dave Barry, David Groff (Editor), Jeff MacNelly (Illustrator)
“I make art for the sake of art . . . and for my own selfish gratification, because I’m an artistic monster.” - The Only Pirate at the Party by Lindsey Stirling, Brooke S. Passey
Running Unopposed - Pop. 1280 by Jim Thompson
For me, this book was just okay, which isn’t okay!!! - The Fireman by Joe Hill
A pretentious, but overall fun collection of short stories - Bream Gives Me Hiccups by Jesse Eisenberg
Triple Cannonball! - I'm Just a Person by Tig Notaro
P&P in Cinci - Eligible by Curtis Sittenfeld
The Non-Romance of Male Tears - Bittersweet and Steadfast by Sarina Bowen
Losers Win Mostly by Accident - The Dragon Lords: Fool's Gold by Jon Hollis
Essentially, Batman in Love - Night Shadow by Nora Roberts
What’s Like Hot Whiskey? - Night Shift by Nora Roberts
An advice columnist goes rogue - Murdering Mr. Monti by Judith Viorst
I still miss Christina Yang - Year of Yes by Shonda Rhimes
Women’s Work - An Untimely Frost by Penny Richards
Some of us Will Like this Book - The Buddha in the Attic by Julie Otsuka
Good Not Amazing - Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling, Jack Thorne, John Tiffany
Eh. Fine. - Spark Joy: An Illustrated Master Class on the Art of Organizing and Tidying Up by Marie Kondo
Halo 2 + Interstellar + Job = Children of God - Children of God by Mary Doria Russell
Mary Doria Russell Always Makes Me THINK - Children of God (The Sparrow #2) by Mary Doria Russell
Stories of Immigration - Just Like Us: The True Story of Four Mexican Girls Coming of Age in America by Helen Thorpe
Too rich - The Chocolate Rose by Laura Florand
If I Forget Israel, Let Me Forget my Right Hand - Daughters of Zion by Kim Taylor