Greek Life - The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller
All Style No Substance - Beautiful Platters & Delicious Boards by Cedar Mill Press
Sorrowland-Did Not Finish at 20 percent - Sorrowland by Rivers Solomon
I see dead people? I think? - Comfort & Joy: A Fable by Kristin Hannah
State of Terror - State of Terror by Hillary Clinton and Louise Penny
If I Had Your Face–Did Not Finish at 19 percent - If I Had Your Face by Frances Cha
Why show when you can just tell? - A Flicker in the Dark by Stacy Willingham
Klara and the Sun - Klara and the Sun by Kazuo Ishiguro
Get rid of Ryan and keep the dog - Talk Bookish To Me by Kate Bromley
Getting this year’s one-star review out of the way early - Ringworld by Larry Niven
I Have Seen the Nipple on Your Soul - 1Q84 by Haruki Murakami
The Investigator - The Investigator by John Sandford
This series is not for me - Still Life by Louise Penny
Once More Unto the Breach - The City and the City by China Mieville
Even the Dog Can’t Save It - Bear Witness by Lark O Jensen
Things We Never Got Over - Things We Never Got Over by Lucy Score
The Girls on the Shore - The Girls on the Shore by Ann Cleeves
Morally Repellent and Ethically Bankrupt True Crime - The Making of a Serial Killer (2nd edition) by Danny Rolling and Sondra London
WELL ACTUALLY - Hairpin Bridge by Taylor Adams
Don’t Read This Novel, Even If Cults Interest You - The Children of Red Peak by Craig DiLouie
The Snooze Inn - Seabreeze Inn by Jan Moran
“But it’s too late:” YA Nihilism and Queer Tragedy - As You Wish by Chelsea Sedoti
Slash in the pan - The Last Final Girl by Stephen Graham Jones
How to Read a Book (kind of) - How to Read a Book by Charles van Doren and Mortimer Adler
And to top it all off, faeries are dicks - Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clarke
Fly away Seemore - Seemore the Seagull by Ralph Tufo
Just….No. - Later by Stephen King
Classic Book + Angsty Teen = Not Worth It - The "Wonderful" Wizard of Futher-Mucking Oz by Matt Youngmark
Save your time, avoid this book. - Saving Grace by Debbie Babitt
This is definitely not my brand of heroin… - Midnight Sun by Stephenie Meyer
The stench is right, this book STINKS! - The Stench of Honolulu by Jack Handey
What Was This Woman Smoking? - Preternatural by Margaret Wander Bonanno
I’m an Atheist and This Book is Exhausting - Hi, I'm an Atheist by David G. McAfee
Part Fantasy, Part Messianic Fever Dream - Shoeless Joe by W.P. Kinsella
Strangers in their Own Land – Arlie Russell Hochschild (2016) - Strangers in their Own Land by Arlie Russell Hochschild
You Get What You Pay For - Deepening Fiction – A Practical Guide for Intermediate and Advanced Writers by Sarah Stone and Ron Nyren
It’s been a hot minute since I’ve disliked a book this much, but boy howdy, did I dislike this. - The Lost Apothecary by Sarah Penner
Robot Dreams? More like a nightmare. - Robot Dreams by Sara Varon
I’ve made a bad decision, but I’m too stubborn to change my mind: The Wheel of Time (Part V) - The Path of Daggers by Robert Jordan
Absolutely do not read this book - My Absolute Darling by Gabriel Tallent
Trigger warning for rape: The Wheel of Time (Part IV) - A Crown of Swords by Robert Jordan
“Oh my God. My fantasy crush is a gynecologist. My gynecologist.” - Wrong by Jana Aston
Babyluv, This is One Smucking Annoying Book - Lisey's Story by Stephen King
This gives romantic sci-fi a bad name - Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon
Hot Kylo Ren, Toxic Relationships, and Dull Writing - The Force Awakens by Alan Dean Foster; The Last Jedi by Jason Fry; The Rise of Skywalker by Rae Carson
Hi, I’m the world’s most pedantic detective, and I have a few more questions for this book. - Big Summer by Jennifer Weiner
They say thriller; I say crap - The Guest List by Lucy Foley
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah - The Professor and the Parson by Adam Sisman
Dumb and Bloated - The Graft by Martina Cole
What’s the opposite of taking it easy? This book is that. - The Art of Taking It Easy by Dr. Brian King