That Sexy Bear by Lin Visel and Joseph Bergin III (or Owlin) is totally and completely screwed up.
And that is being really polite! I really don’t want to go on as it left a funky taste in my mouth. It feels soapy. Why? Because I needed a 10 hour bath after reading with a lot of soap to wash all the parts as the whole experience was creepy AF.
OMG there are women’s breasts, and natural who-ha’s hanging out; there are a couple of female bears that would make anyone with a booty fetish stand up and take notice; and it will make you question if you’ll ever trust a park ranger again. Especially without thinking about what Furry or other kinky field they like.
Oh crap! Field! Yeah there are fields, streams and forest shenanigans. There is sexual innuendos, not so innuendo and sexual exploitation. There are probably aliens. And there are beer ads all over the place (plus other advertisements scattered between scenes). There are influencers, a gas station smushed and a um… well I’ll leave it to you to decide if someone was smokin’ something or the mountain which is bear shaped waved at us.
You see it is set up as is if was a Saturday morning show that was for adults in the 1950s or sixties when you were sponsored by a company; when you would hear “we’ll be back right after these messages” and it was set in a Mad Magazine or a not-gay-leather-clad male Bear Magazines. I remember some Stan and Jan Berenstain creation (yes the Bear people…which is a sad coincidence) books that was about “married life” (Lover Boy (1958) and It’s All in the Family (1958) with its sexy, but housewife-wife and a beer-guzzling, scratching husband that would fit right next to That Sexy Bear (only TSB is a lot more modern language and attitudes) on the top back shelf of the smoke shop, gas station, convenience store, or in the back room at the video store.
The description I found said it wasn’t “too bad” or all that risque. But I think our definitions are wildly different. It was NOT safe for work and I didn’t realize that until I was about halfway through the online due July 2026 reader copy and saw, well, Miss Whatever Month’s Center Fold horizontally displayed on my work computer (yeah, that was a lunch I won’t forget).
