Laura works at a suicide helpline called End of the Line.  They’re supposed to offer comfort and support and listen to people who are depressed and contemplating suicide.  They’re not necessarily supposed to talk people out of killing themselves, but they are supposed to offer them some positive options and words.  Laura just realllly likes to hear people die.  Like to the point where she basically talks people into killing themselves while she’s on the phone with them to hear them die. Laura keeps the funeral cards of the people she’s talked into suicide in her purse, and they comfort […]