A Deep Cut of a Mary Balogh - A Masked Deception by Mary Balogh
Get off my lawn, you little punk - Punkzilla by Adam Rapp
“To quote one Valley sage, if your idea is any good, it won’t get stolen, you’ll have to jam it down people’s throats instead.” - Chaos Monkeys: Obscene Fortune and Random Failure in Silicon Valley by Antonio Garcia Martinez
Bad Bond Knock-off - Scratch One by John Lange (penname of Michael Crichton)
Why do I punish myself and continue to make myself finish books I’m no longer interested in? - Scoundrel by Zoë Archer
“The only thing crazier than hallucinating a fictional videogame spaceship would be to blame it on a frosted breakfast pastry.” - Armada by Ernest Cline
A Book To Cure Insomnia - Teaching Spanish, My Way by Dee Eldredge
And now…my LEAST favorite L’Engle - Many Waters by Madeleine L'engle
Eh. - The Metamorphosis and Other Stories by Franz Kafka
If by “Legend” you mean “won’t be remembered next week,” sure. - Legend (Legend #1) by Marie Lu
Kinda Boring, for a Thriller - The President's Shadow by Brad Meltzer
The Movie Looks Better - Nerve by Jeanne Ryan
Everyone else seems to like this, just FYI. - Binti by Nnedi Okorafor
Read one of Meljean Brook’s other paranormals instead - Frozen by Meljean Brook
Something a bit familiar about this one… - Red Rising by Pierce Brown
Another problematic medical memoir. - Something for the Pain by Paul Austin
This one starts decently but then…it gets worse - It Gets Worse: A Collection of Essays by Shane Dawson
Space! Romance! Murder! - In the Black by Sheryl Nantus
That Was Definitely Not What I Thought It Would Be - More Than This by Patrick Ness
How can moving dead bodies be dull? And yet…here we are. - Body Movers by Stephanie Bond
Mostly the Same, but Worse - China Rich Girlfriend by Kevin Kwan
Pretty sure Abigail Bartlet wouldn’t have put up with Mat with one T - First Lady by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Stephanie Plum: no character development since 2005 - Top Secret Twenty-One by Janet Evanovich
“It was her style, that indefinable asset. It was said that the others had style but Babe was style.” - The Swans of Fifth Avenue by Melanie Benjamin
“I am empty space, and I am the light that illuminates that space.” - When We Were Animals by Joshua Gaylord
Too much magic in this magic realism - Summer of the Mariposas by Guadalupe Garcia McCall
Just So-So Stories - Stories I Only Tell My Friends: An Autobiography by Rob Lowe
90% great, 10% WHAT?! - Bedside Manners by David Watts
Naughty Vikings Need Love Too - The Angel Wore Fangs: A Deadly Angels Book by Sandra Hill
Halfway to Goal - The Other Wes Moore: One Name, Two Fates by Wes Moore
Maybe she’s not the best role model - The Host by Stephenie Meyer
Weird Sisters - Girl Waits With Gun by Amy Stewart
Sneak Preview of The Flash Season 3 - Flashpoint by Geoff Johns
The Man Without a Story - Daredevil: The Man Without Fear by Frank Miller
“But are they the right sort of pe..”” zzzzzz - A Room With a View by E.M. Forster
“There were so many ways to be twenty-six years old…” - Commencement by J. Courtney Sullivan
Henry Castle is no Richard Castle, that’s for sure - Loves Me, Loves Me Not by Libby Malin
Not so sweet - The Sweet Spot by Stephanie Evanovich
You say, the price of my love’s not a price that you’re willing to pay - Who Do You Love? by Jennifer Weiner
“I feel it – I’ve been living in a world, but what I have is a universe” - You Know Me Well by Nina LaCour, David Levithan
too many bennies - Book of Blues by Jack Kerouac
“People had gone west leaving behind all sorts of trouble; what they found in California was the space and freedom to create new trouble.” - At the Edge of the Orchard by Tracy Chevalier
Death is only the beginning of the reunion you did not know you wanted - The Returned by Jason Mott
Slow your roll, Nicholas Sparks - A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara
Preachy Fairy Tale - The Shadow of the Bear: A Fairy Tale Retold by Regina Doman
Theater of the Absurd in the Mediterranean Theater - Catch- 22 by Joseph Heller
If only I’d read this right after the others - Winter by Marissa Meyer
If only these novels stayed in The Edge - Steel's Edge by Ilona Andrews
“As that famous homosexual Winston Churchill once said, if you find yourself heartbroken, keep walking.” - You Know Me Well by Nina LaCour & David Levithan
Fish Are Boring and I Don’t Really Like Them - Cod: A Biography of fish that changed the world by Mark Kurlansky