Better than the last three books in the series, but still not great, Bob! - New Spring (Wheel of Time, #0) by Robert Jordan
Do I Lean In to the Farce or Is It Farcical? - The Holidays Series: The Stocking Was Hung; Cupid Has a Heart-On; The Firework Exploded; The Bunny is Coming by Tara Sivec
Oh Please Tell Me More About Your TODO list … - For We Are Many by Dennis Taylor
Like a late-night Cinemax sexy thriller starring Shannon Tweed and Eric La Salle - Black Diamond by Zakes Mda
Gay in the Bible Belt - Boy Erased: A Memoir by Garrard Conley
My fiancé immediately began to look uncomfortable, but did not voice this discomfort except by a soft gurgling sound in the throat . - Intimations: Stories by Alexandra Kleeman
Huh? A Contemporary Romance - Hate to Want You: Forbidden Hearts by Alisha Rai
When there is no equality there can not be equivalency. - This Will Be My Undoing by Morgan Jerkins
The Cheese Stands Alone - The City Baker's Guide to Country Living by Louise Miller
Tasting Tears and Spilling Whiskey On the Floor - The Sasquatch Murder: A Love Story by Jeffery Viles
I wanted what we all want: everything. - The Rules Do Not Apply by Ariel Levy
A Gentleman in MoscNO - A Gentleman in Moscow by Amor Towles
Love the Setup, But the Rest… Not So Much - The Vintner's Luck by Elizabeth Knox
Mostly, this book just did not work for me - The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee
I prefer the screen adaptation - Altered Carbon by Richard K. Morgan
The video was better - The Secret Diary of Lizzie Bennet: A Novel by Bernie Su & Kate Rorick
A Superswing and a Supermiss - Superman: Earth One Vol. 2 by J. Michael Straczynski
Another man’s fate. - Behold the Dreamers by Imbolo Mbue
“Thanks to Harvey, the year I died had become the year I lived” - Side Effects May Vary by Julie Murphy
First I got up, then I had a piece of toast… - Theft by finding by David sedaris
Probably Helpful But Not Great - Time Out Brussels by Peterjon Cresswell
When the Reckoning Arrives (or Not) - A Secret History of Witches by Louisa Morgan
Charleth Dickenth thtarring Daffy Duck - Hard Times by Charles Dickens
A *shrug* and a *yawn* - A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
She is beginning to understand that completion is not so much about reaching perfection as it is making the choice to look away from the material. - New People by Danzy Senna
Forget it, kid, it’s non-canonical X-Men. - X-Men Noir by Fred Van Lente
A Couch for Llama - A Couch for Llama by Leah Gilbert
Stealing a man’s wife, that’s nothing, but stealing his car, that’s larceny. - The Postman Always Rings Twice by James M Cain
Like lickin’ honey off a thorn tree - The Sasquatch Murder (a love story) by Jeffery Viles
thought-provoking, but this one’s not for me - After by Claire Tristram
The rough poetry of life… - The Summer Guest by Alison Anderson
Only two more (and a side-novel) until Sanderson! - Winter's Heart (Wheel of Time, #8) by Robert Jordan
“The things that go unsaid are often the things that eat at you.” - Everything I Never Told You by Celeste Ng
Mediocre New Adult all hopped up on a Very Special message. - It Ends with Us by Colleen Hoover
Five characters in search of an exit - The Road to Character by David Brooks
That’s not funny, that’s tedious - That’s not funny, that’s sick by Ellin Stein
How many marshmallows do I get for having finished the book - The Marshmallow Test by Walter mischel
12: The Power - The Power by Naomi Alderman
Nick the Knight, Dragon Slayer - Nick the Knight, Dragon Slayer by Aron Dijkstra
A glimpse into our past, and god forbid our future. - The Yearling by Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
Beauty & The Beast & Cowboys - The Accidental Mail Order Bride by Ruth Ann Nordin
I really disliked this - You Are a Badass: How to Stop Doubting Your Greatness and Start Living an Awesome Life by Jen Sincero
Why else would you have feet? - The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry by Rachel Joyce
In a land down under - Tongues of Serpents by Naomi Novik
Finding Meaning in Meaningless Ways - Planetfall by Emma Newman
Starting off on the Wrong Spring Heeled Foot - The Strange Affair of Spring Heeled Jack by Mark Hodder
Halbs Rambles About Poison Ivy - Poison Ivy: Cycle of Life and Death by Amy Chu
Sometimes, the world don’t give you what you need, no matter how hard you look - Sing, Unburied, Sing by Jesmyn Ward
feminism wrapped in a glittery pink bow? #nothanks - Feminist Fight Club by Jessica Bennett
Blah blah blah fried chicken blah blah blah Stephanie’s car gets totaled blah blah blah Stephanie makes a bad decision. - Hardcore Twenty-Four by Janet Evanovich