Repetitive and sexist but not terrible for all that. - The Seeress of Kell by David and Leigh Eddings
Tale as old as time - Once Upon A Rose by Laura Florand
Dakota Farmer Finds 25,000-year-old Yacht Buried in Backyard - Ancient Shores by Jack McDevitt
The Magic of a North Carolina Moon - The Girl Who Chased the Moon by Sarah Addisen Allen
In Which I Question My Sanity - Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell
A historical romance with melodrama - The Secrets of Sir Richard Kenworthy by Julia Quinn
Yes, It’s About Sugar. But Not In the Way I Expected. - Sugar Nation: The Hidden Truth Behind America's Deadliest Habit and the Simple Way to Beat It by Jeff O'Connell
Love is the greatest demon. - Of Love and Other Demons by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Strange Place to Be - Sisterland by Curtis Sittenfeld
Sometimes Creative Means Are Better For Processing Things - The Art of Grief: The Use of Expressive Arts in a Grief Support Group by J. Earle Rogers
So a Cyclops and a Satyr Walk Into a Cave… - Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters by Rick Riordan
I Love This Book But I’ll Never Recommend It To Anyone - John Dies at the End by David Wong
Maybe I should launch a husband project… - The Rosie Project by Graeme Simsion
It Was His Boat - The Magic Christian by Terry Southern
Hungry Like the Wolf - Seeking Whom He May Devour by Fred Vargas
A promising, yet somewhat flawed beginning - Owl and the Japanese Circus by Kristi Charish
Appropriately, I’m of two minds about this book… - First Person Plural: My Life as a Multiple by Cameron West, PhD
Riding A Train While Drunk Sounds Awful - The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins
War and Peace (This Title is Stolen and No Relevant) - I Am Pilgrim by Terry Hayes
Wallender must find the targets of a vengeful woman before she does - The Fifth Woman by Henning Mankell
But…but…where’s the rest of it?? - Love All by Callie Wright
Not your typical comedienne memoir - Girl Walks into a Bar . . .: Comedy Calamities, Dating Disasters, and a Midlife Miracle by Rachel Dratch
Let Sleeping Kings Lie - Blue Lily, Lily Blue by Maggie Stiefvater
I Was Here, But I Wish I Was Somewhere Else - I Was Here by Gayle Forman
Here be Monsters! - Monster Hunter Nemesis by Larry Correia
Espionage on Ice! - On Her Majesty's Secret Service by Ian Fleming
I’d change my title, too, if I got Judi Dench for my movie - Philomena by Martin Sixsmith
But I wanted to see him go to jail! - The Wolf of Wall Street by Jordan Belfort
“Sooner or later, we all sit down to a banquet of consequences.” - Under the Wide and Starry Sky by Nancy Horan
Merely Respectable - A Confederacy of Dunces by John K. Toole
The Origins of Sassy Detective - B is for Burglar and C is for Corpse by Sue Grafton
Flannery O’Connor was Right: A Good English Teacher Could’ve Prevented This Book - Mindy by June Strong
“Bleak” is the mot du jour - Dying Light by Stuart MacBride
Midsomer Marple gets down with her bad self - Agatha Raisin & The Deadly Dance by M.C. Beaton
So tap at my window, maybe I might let you in - A Tap on the Window by Linwood Barclay
I don’t get it. - Theft: A Love Story by Peter Carey
A historical romance with an absolute tool for a hero - Lady Windermere's Lover by Miranda Neville
Trigger Warning: SNAKES IN THIS BOOK. - The Plague of Doves by Louise Erdrich
God is the color of water. - The Color of Water by James McBride
Is This A Kissing Book? - As You Wish by Cary Elwes
This Is A Man’s World - The Blazing World by Siri Hustvedt
A historical romance with Roman ruins - The Ruin of a Rogue by Miranda Neville
Miserable Weather + Terrible Taxes = Happy People? - The Almost Nearly Perfect People by Michael Booth
Some Great Advice. Just Skip the Chapter on Dating. - Good Manners for Nice People Who Sometimes Say F*ck by Amy Alkon
Pretty good. Not great. - Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman
Gods and Monster Potential - The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson Book 1) by Rick Riordan
A historical romance with a scandalous widow and a stuffy Duke - The Importance of Being Wicked by Miranda Neville
The lesson here? Stay away from books ending in “ium”. - Panic by Lauren Oliver
An Island of Liars - We Were Liars by E. Lockhart
Shopping, Seduction and Mr. Selfridge - Shopping, Seduction & Mr. Selfridge by Lindy Woodhead