You Tell Him I’m Coming, And Hell’s Coming With Me, You Hear? - Just Another Judgement Day by Simon R. Green
A bit disappointing, really. - The Illusion of Separateness by Simon van Booy
The Protagonist as a Young Man - The Boy in the Black Suit by Jason Reynolds
House Made of Words - House Made of Dawn by N. Scott Momaday
Another Bess Crawford - An Unwilling Accomplice by Charles Todd
An ambitious, delightful but very messy Shakespeare murder mystery - Interred with the Bones by Jennifer Lee Carrell
Friendship and faith and baseball - Snow in August by Pete Hamill
Princess Leia shows off her skillz. - Razor's Edge (Star Wars: Empire and Rebellion, #1) by Martha Wells
High Quality Fluff - Spoiled - Messy by Jessica Morgan & Heather Cocks
Simple Math Helped Me Rate This One. - Get in Trouble by Kelly Link
A Zombie Slump - The Fires of Atlantis by Sam Sisavath
It Don’t Count As A Cliffhanger If You Just Stop Building The F–king Bridge - 14th Deadly Sin by James Patterson and Maxine Paetro
There is almost no truth better not known - Bettyville A Memoir by George Hodgman
The boys of history - The History Boys by Alan Bennett
More World War II - When Paris Went Dark: The City of Light Under German Occupation, 1940-1944 by Ronald C. Rosbottom
So Help Me God If The F–king Butler Did It - Hell to Pay by Simon R. Green
A stunningly spooky book for one intended for youth - The Last Apprentice by Joseph Delaney
I don’t do family drama. And guess what The Glass Castle is all about? - The Glass Castle by Jeannette Walls
Good Evening, and welcome to a new episode of Pointless - The Northern Clemency by Philip Hensher
Second Verse, Same As the First - The Gates of Byzantium by Sam Sisavath
Just One More Strike Against Standardized Tests - The Rosie Project by Graeme Simsion
For The Love of Self (but not self-love) - The Man Who Loved Books Too Much: The True Story of a Thief, a Detective, and a World of Literary Obsession by Allison Hoover Bartlett
A little sad about this. - Landline by Rainbow Rowell
Burger’s Daughter - Burger's Daughter by Nadine Gordimer
“Chatty, defensive, observant. My new favorite witness.” - Mr. Kiss and Tell (Veronica Mars #2) by Rob Thomas, Jennifer Graham
Hard to see much Lorelei in this one - Someday, Someday Maybe by Lauren Graham
I Would Totally NOT Kick Ass in a Zombie Apocalypse - The Purge of Babylon: A Novel of Survival (Book 1) by Sam Sisavath
Faces are scenes. People are films. - Silver Screen Fiend: Learning About Life from an Addition to Film by Patton Oswalt
The Last Man on Mars is Super Quippy. Also. In Mortal Danger…dun-dun-duuuun! - The Martian by Andy Weir
Lumpers and Splitters - Divergent by Veronica Roth
Mermaids Be Crazy - Sailor Twain, Or The Mermaid in the Hudson by Mark Siegel
Reads like a pipe dream - Arcadia by Lauren Groff
I Loved This One, Until I Didn’t Anymore - Juliet, Naked by Nick Hornby
The Italian police are just the worst. - The Monster of Florence, A True Story by Douglas Preston and Mario Spezi
How Guy Gavriel Kay and Logan Echolls make me feel old - The Last Light of the Sun by Guy Gavriel Kay
Mommie DearGODNO - Hex and the City by Simon R. Green
Angels and Demons and Tigers and Bears, Oh My! - Agents of Light and Darkness by Simon R. Green
And Now For Something Completely Sinister - Something from the Nightside by Simon R. Green
A Million Bottles of Beer on the Wall - Shark Skin Suite by Tim Dorsey
Not Every McDonald’s Gets The McRib - Private Vegas by James Patterson
Dosvedanya Mio Bambino - The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dosteovsky
Staggering Blindly Through the Wilderness, Lost All Ability to Feel - Blood of the Fold by Terry Goodkind
Women be fainting - On Stranger Tides by Tim Powers
What’s up with all of these well-adjusted people? You guys suck - Old Man’s War by John Scalzi
Get it For the Photographs - Paris: An Inspiring Tour of the City's Creative Heart by Janelle McCulloch
The Life and Times of a Sassy Space Captain - Sassinak by Anne McCaffrey and Elizabeth Moon
The Girl on the Train, or somewhere. Who can remember? - The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins
Princesses and Basque terrorists and murder, oh my - Murder in Passy by Cara Black
Meh - Tarkin: Star Wars by James Luceno
The Shakespeare Code - Interred with Their Bones (Kate Stanley #1) by Jennifer Lee Carrell