Detective Boobs Fights Ghosties - The Unknown and The Unknown: Devil Made Flesh by Mark Waid
The Birth of the Bimbo - Gentlemen Prefer Blondes by Anita Loos
This series has lost the fun. - Raging Heat (Nikki Heat, #6) by Richard Castle
Rising Above the Cliches or The Wrong Book Worked Out - Me Before You by Jojo Moyes
Yet another example of how messed up people can be - Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn
I think the darkest place is Gillian Flynn’s mind - Dark Places by Gillian Flynn
Dennis Lehane Makes a Money Grab Like a Chechan Mobster - The Drop by Dennis Lehane
Mangling Your Childhood One Tentacle At A Time - Three Tales From The Laundry Files by Charles Stross
Shaken and Stirred - The Jennifer Morgue by Charles Stross
Cynical Green Arrow + Naive Green Lantern = Amazing Black Canary - Green Lantern Green Arrow, Vol. 1 by Dennis O'Neil
A Tessa Dare book with reformed pirates! - Surrender of a Siren (Wanton Dairymaid Trilogy #2) by Tessa Dare
Close but no cigar. - All Men of Genius by Lev AC Rosen
IKEA Instructions Are Equally Terrifying - Horrorstor by Grady Hendrix
Road Trip! - The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer
A Fluffy Romance filled with Chocolate - The Chocolate Thief by Laura Florand
Treason and Syphilis During the 7-Years War - Lord John and the Private Matter by Diana Gabaldon
Medical horrors on the eve of Hitler’s takeover - The Sleepwalkers by Paul Grossman
“I’d rather be loyal than right.” - Curtsies & Conspiracies (Finishing School #2) by Gail Carriger
A romance with a lot more adventure than romance - The Perils of Pleasure by Julie Anne Long
Your smile is a ladder / I climb into your beauty - Restless Astronomy by Michael Gilmore
“A Novel in A-Flat” - Ellington Boulevard by Adam Langer
The romance novelist and the Duke - Four Nights with the Duke by Eloisa James
The housekeeper and the prince - It Started with a Scandal by Julie Anne Long
Jefferey Steingarten Becomes Jeremy Clarkson For A While - It Must've Been Something I Ate: The Return of the Man Who Ate Everything by Jeffrey Steingarten
Who Wants to Know How to Tell Time Without a Clock? - The Knowledge: How to Rebuild Our World From Scratch by Lewis Dartnell
Wars, treason and homosexuality in 18th century England - Lord John and the Brotherhood of the Blade by Diana Gabaldon
“Googling ‘what to wear to an orgy’ had resulted in little assistance.” - A Gentleman in the Street by Alisha Rai
Gone with the Windsors - That Woman: The life of Wallis Simpson Duchess of Windsor by Anne Sebba
All Dogs Go to Heaven - The Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth Stein
Just talk to each other, already! - Tarnished Knight by Bec McMaster
Slower than molasses in January - The Chimney Sweeper's Boy by Barbara Vine
Davita is more interesting than her story. - Davita's Harp by Chaim Potok
Pretty Confusing, Vol. 1: . . . uh, what? - Pretty Deadly, Vol. 1: The Shrike by Kelly Sue DeConnick
The Human Condition Peppered with a Wee Bit o’ Horror - Strangers by David Moody
Total sensory overload - The Rosie Project by Graeme Simsion
Sort of What I Expected - The Year of Magical Thinking by Joan Didion
Peaches are really just hairy nectarines… - The Peach Keeper by Sarah Addison Allen
“Finding Fantasy, Again” - Neverland's Library by Anthology
Killing Kinsey - G is for Gunshoe, H is for Homicide, and I is for Innocent by Sue Grafton
Mortar Kombat - Joe Ledger: Special Ops by Jonathan Maberry
Ayuh Maine Winters Can Be A Sumbitch - Bad Men by John Connolly
Getting Some Tail…Wind - Hot Pursuit by Stuart Woods
Kinsey Keeps Going - D is for Deadbeat, E is for Evidence, and F is for Fugitive by Sue Grafton
Lost in Thought - Find Me: A Novel by Laura van den Berg
There’s Actually a Lot of Things Dead Men Don’t Do - Dead Men Don't Ski by Patricia Moyes
“Who the hell is that?! Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names.” - Natural Born Charmer by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Meh. - Once Upon a Winter's Eve (Spindle Cove, #1.5) by Tessa Dare
A romance with a healthy dose of religion - A Notorious Countess Confesses by Julie Anne Long
Even Her Bicycle Was Evil - The Mammoth Book of Sorcerers' Tales by Edited by Mike Ashley
Teenage Human Lab Rats is the New Name of My Band - The Supernaturalist by Eoin Colfer