I’d like a refund on these man babies - Bowlaway by Elizabeth McCracken
Time to watch Grosse Pointe Blank again - The Plotters by Un-su Kim
Perfectly fine about sums it up, yeah. - Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine by Gail Honeyman
I was having an emotion, and I hate that - Artificial Condition by Martha Wells; Exit Strategy by Martha Wells; Rogue Protocol by Martha Wells
In the immortal words of Ron Swanson: “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.” - The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee
One Night I Dreamed of War. Real, It Was. - Craig & Joan - Two Lives for Peace by Eliot Asinof
I think you are wrong to want a heart. It makes most people unhappy. - The Wonderful Wizard of OZ by L Frank Baum
Do you believe that Pirates don’t takes baths and there are Groovicorns? - Pirates Don’t Take Baths by John Sega; Do You Believe in Groovicorns? by Rosie Greening
Least Favorite Spalding Book - Dry Hard by Nick Spalding
Most of the Book Focused on Suspense Not the Romance - The Obsession by Nora Roberts
Better Than the Last Two Books in Series - A Question of Holmes by Brittany Cavallaro
So So Installment in the World of VI - Shell Game by Sara Paretsky
Just Keep Swimming - Swimming for Sunlight by Allie Larkin
It is said that power corrupts, but actually it’s more true that power attracts the corruptible. - The Postman by David Brin
Missing some tension and excitement - It Happened One Wedding by Julie James
The real monsters aren’t the ones you think - Strange Practice: A Dr. Greta Helsing Novel by Vivian Shaw
“I am not good. Nor am I evil. I am no hero. Nor am I villain. I am AIDAN.” - Illuminae by Amie Kaufman, Jay Kristoff; Gemina by Amie Kaufman, Jay Kristoff; Obsidio by Amie Kaufman, Jay Kristoff
Who Wants to Live Forever? - Borrowed Time: The Science of How and Why We Age by Sue Armstrong
Did you have your Vitamin C today? - The Berenstain Bears Pirate Adventure by Mike Berenstain
A review for the birds! - Birds by Carme Lemniscates
A lady detective in the Windy City - Breakdown by Sara Paretsky
There’s no impersonality here. - What Makes This Book so Good? by Jo Walton
the Justice Circle - It Wasn't Me by Dana Alison Levy
It’s Not for Everyone, But the Mad Fans Will Appreciate - Fire & Blood: 300 Years Before A Game of Thrones (A Targaryen History) (A Song of Ice and Fire) by George R. R. Martin
Feels Weird to Say, But I’m Almost There - Midlife: A Philosophical Guide by Kieran Setiya
Some Problems, but the Ending’s Worth It - I Kill Giants by Joe Kelly, JM Ken Niimura
We don’t need no education, we don’t need no thought control - Educated by Tara Westover
Chekov’s Clique - The Lying Game by Ruth Ware
Fine For What It Is - No. More. Plastic.: What you can do to make a difference by Martin Dorey
To the one who provided womb and board all those months - My Two Moms and Me by Michael Joosten; Mom and Me, Me and Mom by Miguel Tanco
The dinosaurs never discovered what caused their extinction, either. - Wastelands by John Joseph Adams (ed.)
Horrorbore - Horrorstor by Grady Hendrix
Could use more Emma Stone - The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne
Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow! (next year but in the meantime some snow books to enjoy) - The Froze Monster (A Disney Frozen book) by Walt Disney Company ; Pinkalicious and the Snow Globe by Victoria Kann
Get your Wild Kratts here! - Wild Sea Creatures: Sharks, Whales and Dolphins by Kratt Brothers
Good Omens is a Love Story - Good Omens by Neil Gaimann and Terry Pratchett
There wasn’t a thesaurus in sight! - Dinosaur Roar! by Michael Paul
What a Bunch of A-holes - American Kingpin: The Epic Hunt for the Criminal Mastermind Behind the Silk Road by Nick Bilton
Marvel Female Super Heroes: a primer - Marvel: Fearless and Fantastic - Female Super Heroes Save the World by Sam Maggs, Emma Grange, and Ruth Amos
Easy Breezy Steampunk Mystery-Romance - Timekeeper by Tara Sim
Guatemalan insanity pepper: The Book - The Hike by Drew Magary
Been there, but it isn’t bad - The Bear and the Nightingale by Katherine Arden
How to College - How to College: What to Know Before You Go (and When You're There) by Andrea Malkin Brenner and Lara Hop Schwartz
Consolation Gaiman - Coraline by Neil Gaiman
One is always punished out of season. - Coup de Grace by Marguerite Yourcenar
“Fathers and sons…they’re like governments: always having sword fights with their penises” - Anagrams by Lorrie Moore; Like Life by Lorrie Moore
If nature has made you for a giver, your hands are born open, and so is your heart - Blubber by Judy Blume; Freckle Juice by Judy Blume; Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing by Judy Blume; A Little Princess by Frances Hodgson Burnett
Interesting Theory, Needs Some More Support - Bullsh*t Jobs: The Rise of Pointless Work and What We Can Do About It by David Graeber
Well, I’m glad I read this once - The Harder They Come by T.C. Boyle
American Heiress - The Glitter and the Gold by Consuelo Vanderbilt Balsan