4.5 stars
Buzzword Cover Challenge 25: Celestial (there is a big moon and several stars on the cover)
What if in The Princess Bride, Buttercup didn’t sit at home and mourn for Westley when he was captured by pirates, but instead went off to try to rescue him? Of course, that would mean Buttercup had any agency at all in either the novel or the film, and she really doesn’t. But if Buttercup was a young woman named Tress, from a barren and fairly desolate island, who washes windows at the duke’s mansion and collects cups, with the only thing making her life worthwhile being her friendship with the duke’s son (who pretends to be a gardener), and one day, Charlie, her best friend (who she’s only recently discovered that she’s also in love with) is taken away by his father to be married off (a poor window washer girl is not a suitable match for him)? Charlie promises to be so dreadfully boring to every suitable bride he meets that no one will want to marry him, and every time is rejected by another bride, he will write to her and send her another cup from his travels.
However, after some months, the letters stop coming. Then the duke returns, but Charlie isn’t with him. Charlie has been kidnapped by the Sorceress, and it doesn’t seem like anyone cares except Tress. First, she needs to figure out how to get off the island (no one but the duke’s family is ever allowed to leave). On the first ship she travels on, she meets a talking rat, who she takes with her when the ship is attacked by pirates. It’s important to note that in this world, while there are ships and long voyages, the oceans are made up of spores that react very violently to the presence of any liquids. Very occasionally, the spore currents still for a time, and it’s possible for brave, or exceedingly foolish, individuals to walk along on top of the spores. This is how Tress gets from the attacked ship onto the pirate vessel, where she gradually befriends more of the crew and works her way up in rank, despite the misgivings of the blood-thirsty pirate captain.
Tress isn’t entirely sure how she’s going to help the motley crew of pirates from becoming exploited by their captain, and persuade them that they really want to assist her in travelling across the Crimson Sea to the Midnight Sea (the two most dangerous areas on the planet), and face the terrifying Socreress to rescue the boy she loves. But she knows that if she gives up, Charlie has no one coming for him, and that is unacceptable to her.
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