Hello all, and welcome to fiction writing 101. Please take your seats. Coffee will be served during the break. Smokers, please only light up at the back of the building. Everyone, please steer clear of classroom B14 because the Ayurvedic Meditators are in there and they get a little iffy if you make any noise, and believe me, they have a very narrow definition on what constitutes noise. Alright, has everyone found a bucket? Sir, please put your mobile phone away, the WiFi’s not that […]