If this book was a rollercoaster, it would be the Wicked Twister at Cedar Point. Trust me, the comparison is impeccable. - Golden Son (Red Rising, #2) by Pierce Brown
The Best Way To Get Tanked Up On Zombies - Tankbread 2 by Paul Mannering
Insider trading is illegal fyi - Trade Me by Courtney Milan
Like a whiff of my mother’s perfume. - Gilead by Marilynne Robinson
Get ready for a lock-in from Hell. - Horrorstör by Grady Hendrix
If you like your romances dark… - Here on Earth by Alice Hoffman
Contemporary Romance Made of Roses and Deft Escapism - Once Upon a Rose by Laura Florand
I Kinda Wish Cormoran and I Were A Thing - The Silkworm by Robert Galbraith
About that time I hung a mannequin from the power line… - Look Me in the Eye: My Life with Asperger's by John Elder Robison
I really missed out, not reading this as a youth. - A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea Cycle #1) by Ursula K Le Guin
The Woods Are Lovely, Dark And Deep - The Great God Pan by Arthur Machen
I really could use a pair of magic jeans myself sometimes - The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants by Ann Brashares
A Gentleman Bastard Is Still A Bastard - The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch
So much better than the film - Girl, Interrupted by Susanna Kaysen
Like High School, all over again. - Big Little Lies by Liane Moriarty
This is a situation for mindless violence and brute force. First good news I’ve had all day - Sandman Slim by Richard Kadrey
Courtney Milan does it again. Now with New Adult - Trade Me by Courtney Milan
If you go into the woods today… - The Darkest Part of the Forest by Holly Black
In Our Family Portrait, We Look Pretty Happy - The Lives of Others by Neel Mukherjee
Or Are You Just Happy to See Me? - Bolt by Dick Francis
Down in the Meat - BZRK Series by Michael Grant
Chinese science-fiction bestseller–epic in scope, intimate in detail. - The Three-Body Problem (Three-Body, #1) by Cixin Liu, translated by Ken Liu
Thoreau’s Postmodern Echo - Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
“Annoy, tiny blonde one. Annoy like the wind.” - Veronica Mars: Mr. Kiss and Tell by Rob Thomas and Jennifer Grant
Continuing my Virginia Woolf love - Vanessa and Her Sister by Priya Parmar
The Best Ever Death Metal Band out of Denton - Wolf in White Van by John Darnielle
Read it because it will make you sad and angry - The Book of Unknown Americans: A Novel by Cristina Henriquez
It fills my heart up and gets louder - Drums of Autumn by Diana Gabaldon
Zen master from the Pyrenees? - the chalk circle man by Fred Vargas
French twist - Murder in the Marais by Cara Black
Norwegian expats in Bangkok - Cockroaches by Jo Nesbo
Kvothe Grows Up in Kingkiller Chronicles, Volume 2 - The Wise Man's Fear by Patrick Rothfuss
A Not So Abnormal Heart - Tell the Wolves I'm Home by Carol Rifka Brunt
Secrets, Voyeurism, Alcohol, and Jealousy - The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins
Hey I’ve never seen the sun come up in the west - The Road Taken Anyway by Central Arkansas Speculative Fiction Writers’ Group
Like Gone Girl but more twisted - The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins
Per aspera ad astra. - Golden Son by Pierce Brown
Fear the Bareword - Lexicon: A Novel by Max Barry
Bad Ass Ladies - Jackdaws by Ken Follett
How to take over Earth in 5 easy waves. - The 5th Wave by Rick Yancey
Angels and Demons - Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor
This anthology is so inside baseball. - Shadows Beneath: The Writing Excuses Anthology by Brandon Sanderson, Mary Robinette Kowal, Howard Tayler & Dan Wells
Feminist wish fulfillment fantasy at it’s entertaining finest. - Trade Me by Courtney Milan
It rather seems like scoundrels throw the best parties. - The Rules of Scoundrels Series by Sarah MacLean
Needs more maps, otherwise YUM. - The World of Ice & Fire by George R.R. Martin, Elio M. Garcia, Jr. and Linda Antonsson
“The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies.” - American Gods by Neil Gaiman
The badinage makes it worth your while - A Week to be Wicked by Tessa Dare
You Rub Me The Right Way - The Art of Wishing by Lindsay Ribar
What a Mind F&*! - The Prestige by Christopher Priest
And the plot thickens… - Curtsies & Conspiracies by Gail Carriger