The lesson here? Stay away from books ending in “ium”. - Panic by Lauren Oliver
An Island of Liars - We Were Liars by E. Lockhart
Shopping, Seduction and Mr. Selfridge - Shopping, Seduction & Mr. Selfridge by Lindy Woodhead
Phryne Fisher #3 - Kerry Greenwood by Murder on the Ballarat Train
A House for the Season – Book 3 - The Wicked Godmother by M. C. Beaton/Marion Chesney
What’s on Your IPod? - Where She Went by Gayle Forman
I don’t think I have ever read a really good YA sci-fi book. Do they even exist? - This Shattered World (Starbound, #2) by Amie Kaufman & Meagan Spooner
Time-travel for dummies. That’s probably mean but I don’t care. - The Accidental Time Machine by Joe Haldeman
Could Have Been Better - Better: A Surgeon's Notes on Performance by Atul Gawande
When Elizabethan London is more interesting than the witches and vampires who inhabit it - Shadow of Night by Deborah Harkness
The Bear and the Maiden Fair - The Ancient Child by N. Scott Momaday
Mind The Gap - Whispers Underground by Ben Aaronovitch
Sex, Drugs, and Manipulation by the Media - Scandals of Classic Hollywood by Helen Anne Petersen
The Trouble with Poet is How Do You Know It’s Deceased… - Lucifer's Hammer by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle
A Conversation with the Lannister Children - The World of Ice & Fire, The Untold History of Westeros and the Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin, Elio M. Garcia, Jr. and Linda Antonsson
I’d sell my blood to buy her chocolate donuts - A Boy of Good Breeding by Miriam Toews
Pagliacci Weeping the Tears of the Chosen One - Stone of Tears by Terry Goodkind
The Maryest Sue Ever to Mary a Sue - Insatiable Appetites by Stuart Woods
Worth the ten minutes - Hansel & Gretel by Neil Gaiman
Focuses as much on the teacher as the speaker - The King's Speech: How One Man Saved the British Monarchy by Mark Logue
A little more Koontz-ing for you - The Moonlit Mind (Pendleton #1/2) by Dean Koontz
Dean Koontz at his Dean Koontz-iest - 77 Shadow Street (Pendleton #1) by Dean Koontz
The Phantom Menace of Presidential Memoirs - My Life by Bill Clinton
A House for the Season Book 2 - Plain Jane by M. C. Beaton
Recognizing Individual Differences in Experience - Art Therapy and Postmodernism by Helene Burt
Sweet though it may be, it didn’t sing. - Talk Sweetly to Me by Courtney Milan
A House for the Season Book 1 - The Miser of Mayfair by M. C. Beaton
Wanna read about f*#%ed up people? You’re welcome. - Dead Reckoning by Caitlin Rother
An insight into Jordan.. No, not the place.. - Angel by Katie Price and Rebecca Farnworth
Mental Illness without the ballroom dancing - Forgive Me, Leonard Peacock by Matthew Quick
Just Stay Home - The Comfort of Strangers by Ian McEwan
Sometimes you just have to get away. But then you can’t ever escape. (another choice tagline) - Weekend by Christopher Pike
Should One Twist an Oft-Trod Twist? - Moriarty by Anthony Horowitz
A Delightfully Gloomy Norwegian Novel - The Cold Song by Linn Ullmann, trans. by Barbara J. Haveland
Grumpy Old Men - The Sea by John Banville
She’s Just a Little Old Lady; Who Cares if We Left the Keys in the Helicopter (Said No Terrorist Ever) - Mrs. Pollifax, Innocent Tourist by Dorothy Gilman
It’s the Perfect Weekend … for murder (that’s seriously the tagline on this book) - Slumber Party by Christopher Pike
Strangers in Strange Lands - Changeling by Roger Zelazny
Way More Bad Ass Than Rosie the Riveter - The Women Who Lived for Danger: Behind Enemy Lines During WWII by Marcus Binney
Dead Like Me Lite - Graveyard Shift by Angela Roquet
Hamish Macbeth the First - Death of a Gossip by M.C. Beaton
Never Put Your Napkin on the Table - Modern Manners: Tools to Take You to the Top by Dorothea Johnson and Liv Tyler
Phryne Fisher Part Deux - Flying too High by Kerry Greenwood
Bratty Geniuses Unite! - The Genius Wars (Genius #3) by Catherine Jinks
For a while the dogs were the best characters, then things improved - The Other Side of Us by Sarah Mayberry
The first half is wonderful, the second made me want to throw things. - The Patron Saint of Liars by Ann Patchett
The Beginning of Something - A is for Alibi by Sue Grafton
Back to High School, Part 1 - Remember Me by Christopher Pike
Berlin Before the War - In the Garden of Beasts: Love, Terror, and an American Family in Hitler's Berlin by Erik Larson
A sad little book that never got asked to the dance - Electroshock: Restoring the Mind by Max Fink, MD