Princesses and Basque terrorists and murder, oh my - Murder in Passy by Cara Black
Meh - Tarkin: Star Wars by James Luceno
The Shakespeare Code - Interred with Their Bones (Kate Stanley #1) by Jennifer Lee Carrell
An Abundance of Moping - An Abundance of Katherines by John Green
I’ve got a bad feeling about this……. - Murder in the Palais Royal by Cara Black
I’ll Trade You the Moon - I'll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson
Less tasty than normal - Chew: Volume 4, Omnivore Edition by John Layman and Rob Guillory
A good novel that I really wanted to be great. - Jam on the Vine by LaShonda K. Barnett
A sort-of Scientific Mind Meets 103,000 Magic Books - A Certain Magical Index Vol.1 by Kamachi Kazuma
He’d been tested in ways most never would; he felt good about the score. - The Blade Itself by Marcus Sakey
Behind the Hill There’s a Busy Little Still - My Best Everything by Sarah Tomp
Not for the faint of heart… - Pygmy by Chuck Palahniuk
Not quite Snow Crash, but still pretty good! - Zodiac by Neal Stephenson by Zodiac by Neal Stephenson
my seeeestra? - Murder in the Latin Quarter by Cara Black
Last train to dementia. - Raising Steam by Sir Terry Pratchett
What Is Hidden In Snow Is Revealed At Thaw - Wolf Winter by Cecilia Ekback
Tan’s story of courtesan life in China not quite up to The Joy Luck Club - The Valley of Amazement by Amy Tan
Harlan Coben, I Love You but You’re Bringing Me Down - Missing You by Harlan Coben
It’s Not You, It’s Me - The Paying Guests by Sarah Winters
Death becomes her - Ceremony in Death (In Death #5) by J.D. Robb (Nora Roberts)
Saved by the Art - In Real Life by Corey Doctorow, Jen Wang
This should have just been a TED Talk. - Americanah by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Better than 50 Shades of Oh Creepy Stalker No - Push the Button by Feminista Jones
Fast-paced “Bonnie and Clyde” thriller in rural Minnesota - Mad River by John Sandford
Beyond my horizons - Beyond Shame, Beyond Control (Beyond Series #1,2) by Kit Rocha
In which I haphazardly scatter a bunch of feels to the wind - Burned (Fever #7) by Karen Marie Moning
Claire and Jamie grow up - Voyager by Diana Gabaldon
We Are Unreliable, Even To Ourselves - The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins
Also, you should Google ‘Do You Want to Date My Avatar?’ - The Guild: The Official Companion by ed. Felicia Day
Medieval Murder Mystery with a plague twist? Sure. - The Thief Taker by C. S. Quinn
The puppy was cute - A Lady by Midnight by Tessa Dare
A Bridge Too Far - Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, & the Prison of Belief by Lawrence Wright
Being the chosen one isn’t all fun and games, Alina - Shadow and Bone by Leigh Bardugo
More Ken Follet, More WWII - Hornet Flight by Ken Follett
Lots of Peacocking at the Peacock Network - Top of the Rock: The Rise and Fall of Must See TV by Warren Littlefield, T.R. Pearson
The Real Housewife of Yonville - Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
Mirror, mirror and all that stuff, except ON THE MOON! - Fairest (The Lunar Chronicles, #3.5) by Marissa Meyer
“I didn’t want an obvious life.” - Manifesto by Anonymous
Awesome Lady Spy - The Spy Who Loved: The Secrets and Lives of Christine Granville by Clare Mulley
Lots of threads, no tapestry…yet - Titus Groan by Mervyn Peake
Lots of Style, Shaky Substance - The Diviners by Libba Bray
Catch yourself on…. - In The Morning, I'll Be Gone by Adrian McKinty
Like “Taken”, but with excessively normal people. - Chasing the Sun by Natalia Sylvester
If Alice in Wonderland and Finding Nemo had a Love Child - Cursed Pirate Girl by Jeremy Bastian
Who am I without it? Nobody, that’s who. - Chasin' Eight by Lorelei James
Lots and lots of spam - Rule 34 by Charles Stross
Cast away - Wreckage by Emily Bleeker
Another romance with a high seas adventure - I Kissed An Earl by Julie Anne Long
yeah…..not so much - The Interestings by Meg Wolitzer
Constantly movin while makin millions - Fresh Off the Boat by Eddie Huang