This book left me at a loss for words. - The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle
A Solid Path in the First Half but Like Slogging Through a Swamp in the Second - The Wise Man's Fear by Patrick Rothfuss
Indescribably mediocre YA steampunk. - Leviathan (Leviathan, #1) by Scott Westerfeld
Potential, buried under a few layers of meh - Waking the Moon by Elizabeth Hand
Forward but in Reverse - The Lazarus Gate by Mark Latham
Sadly, another dud towards the end of the year - The One in My Heart by Sherry Thomas
Julia Quinn goes Georgian - Because of Miss Bridgerton by Julia Quinn
Kirkus thought this book was better than The Hating Game. Kirkus is very wrong - Wild at Whiskey Creek by Julie Anne Long
Worth reading for the Chris Farley antics alone - Almost Interesting by David Spade
Charlies’ Angels with Sherlock Holmes at Phantom of the Opera - Angels of Music by Kim Newman
Another ‘gifted teenage misfit destined to save the world’ story, but with a few original bits - Mistborn: The Final Empire by Brandon Sanderson
The Most Non-fictional Fiction - The Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis
Utterly forgettable. Read Courtney Milan’s Unraveled instead - Managed by Kristen Callihan
D.H. Lawrence and Freud got together on this, I swear. - Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence
In which I write meandering reviews for forgettable books, in a desperate bid for the double cannonball - Rock Addiction, Rock Courtship (Rock Kiss #1, 1.5) by Nalini Singh
Spy thriller-romance from a Texan politician - A Perfect Match by Susan Combs
A Classic Christmas Tale - A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
How to Account for A Life? - The Stone Diaries by Carol Shields
Will the Real Ron Swanson Please Stand Up? - Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman
A Wrinkle in Character Development - A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
I Don’t Remember Much About It - The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl by Issa Rae
Atwood’s writing is the elegance of despair - The Heart Goes Last by Margaret Atwood
Low on the Lumberjane Scale - Lumberjanes Vol. 5: Band Together by Shannon Watters (Author), Noelle Stevenson (Author), Grace Ellis (Author), Brooke Allen (Illustrator)
Dr Who Meets The Rook with Game of Thrones-level Dysfunction - Just One Damned Thing After Another by Jodi Taylor
Christmas vacation=catch up on reviews. - Lucy and Linh by Alice Pung
You’ll Be Accepting My Apology For Sucking At Life and Not Posting - Thirteen Chairs by Dave Shelton
The Wrecked World of A Fairy Tale - Dorothy Must Die by Danielle Paige
The one with the skunks. - The Secret (Animorphs, #9) by K.A. Applegate
“But the only way to get lucky is to be prepared for luck to find you.” - A Life in Parts by Bryan Cranston
“She’s my little sister. Mine to torture and mine to protect.” - On the Way to the Wedding (Bridgertons #8) by Julia Quinn
Roaring 20’s urban fantasy - The Diviners, Lair of Dreams (The Diviners #1,2) by Libba Bray
Honestly, being a teen assassin sounds easier than my life. - Crown of Midnight and Heir of Fire by Sarah J. Maas
An unbelievably fertile heroine and a lot of weddings - Rock Wedding by Nalini Singh
From Screen to Page - Scrappy Little Nobody by Anna Kendrick
Oops I did it again - The Iscariot Sanction by Mark Latham
The effects of reading 4 before 1 - The Strange Affair of Spring Heeled Jack by Mark Hodder
Oh crap! You’re a condescending jerk. - Oh Crap! Potty Training by Jamie Glowacki
More Like Notes from an Opinionated Woman… - Shrill: Notes from a Loud Woman by Lindy West
I want this rewritten as a regular novel! - Sleeping Giants (Themis Files #1) by Sylvain Neuvel
It was not the novella I was expecting - Lingus by Mariana Zapata
One Great Pre-Victorian Domestic - Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
Two new French romances - All for You, Chase Me by Laura Florand
No Hugging, No Learning - Seinfeldia: How a Show About Nothing Changed Everything by Jennifer Keishin Armstrong
I really wanted a better book for my first Cannonball - The Lover's Knot by Erin Satie
In every generation, there is a Chosen One… - The Rest Falls Away by Colleen Gleason
I’m conflicted about this one, you guys. - Nutshell by Ian McEwan
A poem to black girlhood, in Roxane Gay’s Goodreads words. - Another Brooklyn by Jacqueline Woodson
Everything is Improved with an English Accent - The Versions of Us by Laura Barnett
McCarthy almost broke me with this one - Outer Dark by Cormac McCarthy
Book 1 of the trilogy that I read book 3 of - Alice in Deadland by Mainak Dhar