I have no catchy title - Contagion by Erin Bowman
Still has exciting steampunk aerial combat but doesn’t recapture the joy of the first book - Arabella the Traitor of Mars: The Adventures of Arabella Ashby by David D. Levine
Did his nose twitch? - The Little Rabbi by Nicola Killen
Some wrinkles - Skin Tight by Carl Hiaasen
A Little Bit of a Fleeting Feeling - We Were Liars by E. Lockhart
“There is so much gray between the black and the white and this is where most of us live, trying, but so often failing, to bend towards the light.” - The Women in the Castle by Jessica Shattuck
“A curtain was drawn back in every man’s inner theater and their storytelling minds got to work.” - Once Upon a River by Diane Setterfield
None of these are turning out quite right - Edward's Menagerie by Kerry Lord
Creepy People Gonna Creep…and a Girl is Gonna Disappear - I am Watching You by Teresa Driscoll
The Falling in Love was Lovely - When a Duchess Says I Do by Grace Burrowes
Undiagnosed Mental Illness Will Wreck Your Life - Too Bright to Hear, Too Loud to See by Juliann Garey
The Continuing Saga of Castle Rock - Elevation by Stephen King
How did I do as a low wage worker? - Nickel and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich
Remind me never to go back in time - Liar, Temptress, Soldier, Spy by Karen Abbott
Alice doesn’t live here anymore - Music and Freedom by Zoë Morrison
You are getting very, very sleepy - The Dreamers by Karen Thompson Walker
There is none of us whom life regards with any partiality. - The White Book by Han Kang
Rose watched his movements. - The African Queen by C.S. Forester
Wash the glasses with your own water to save your master’s salt. - Directions to Servants by Jonathan Swift
Psycho Killer, Qu’est-ce que c’est? - In the Woods by Tana French
Decent, but a little dry - Downbelow Station (The Company Wars #1) by C.J. Cherryh
If you don’t like the cold snow, try this warm treat - When the Snow Falls by Linda Booth Sweeney
Here a skull, there a skull, everywhere a skull-skull…. - SKULLS! by Blair Thornburgh
I do not feel each letter any more than you see each letter as you see and read. - Story of My Life by Helen Keller
“It’s impossible to know if we were a good thing that broke somehow or a bad thing that eventually became exposed. “ - Something in the Water by Catherine Steadman
Notorious Pleasures is the title, not the reading experience - Notorious Pleasures by Elizabeth Hoyt
I would hire Arthur Dogger & Associates. - The Golden Tresses of the Dead (Flavia de Luce, #10) by Alan Bradley
Where my Enneagram nerds at? - The Sacred Enneagram by Christopher Heuertz
Sir Condy Rackrent, by the grace of God heir-at-law to the Castle Rackrent estate, was a remote branch of the family. - Castle Rackrent by Maria Edgeworth
Sister… or brother… Act - Little Owl’s Egg by Debi Glori
Two street musicians enter the pawn shop - The Posey Ring: A Love Story by Bob Graham
Flying - Seveneves by Neal Stephenson
“You’re a superhero. Deal with it.” - The Unlikely Hero of Room 13B by Teresa Toten
Truth Be Told I Don’t Know How to Review Poetry… - Selected Poems by John Keats
Yeah I’m gonna do it - Crown of Midnight by Sarah J Maas
” I was an immigrant. And no matter how Americanized I become, no matter how much Jay-Z I listen to, I’ll always be an immigrant” - How to American: An Immigrant's Guide to Disappointing Your Parents by Jimmy O. Yang
The girl anchors the stage, sucks in the male gaze, and, depending on who she is, throws her own gaze back out into the audience. - Girl in a Band by Kim Gordon
Just when you thought cancer couldn’t suck any more than it already does - The Neuroscientist Who Lost Her Mind: My Tale of Madness and Recovery by Barbara K. Lipska with Elaine McArdle
Our House, in the Middle of our Heath - The Likeness by Tana French
Not Every Essay Resonated - Not That Bad: Dispatches from Rape Culture by Roxane Gay
Lost in Translation to Graphic - Artemis Fowl: The Graphic Novel by Eoin Colfer, Giovanni Rigano, Paolo Lamanna
This spring came the third flood - A Story of the Red Cross by Clara Barton
Do it for the photo, for the art, for the creativity–but never for the likes. - Hashtag Authentic: Finding creativity and building community on Instagram and beyond by Sara Tasker
But it’s different with a woman. Her work in the house is to keep not to get. - The Devil's Pool by George Sand
Sometimes, you just have to suck it up and write the damned review - Under the Udala Trees by Chinelo Okparanta
See Into the Beast - The Beast's Heart by Leife Shallcross
Not as Good as Christie - And Death Came Too by Richard Hull
Presidential…or How to Not Be like Donald Trump - Colonel Roosevelt by Edmund Morris
Curiouser & Curiouser - A Blade So Black by L.L. McKinney
Twitter Can Be Fun - Destiny's Surrender by Beverly Jenkins