“Jesus Christ went by the name Jesus and was only called “Geez” by his closest friends.” - A Load of Hooey by Bob Odenkirk
The Silent Patient is a good book but I didn’t like it - The Silent Patient by Alex Michaelides
One time at summer camp - Paul Has a Summer Job by Michel Rabagliat
Down Mexico Way - The Zebra-Striped Hearse by Ross Macdonald
Back to Form - The Crossing` by Michael Connelly
Willa & Hesper - Willa & Hesper by Amy Feltman
Murder Your Darlings - Bunny by Mona Awad
On the way to the hospital in Paducah, Spence notices the row of signs along the highway: WHERE WILL YOU BE IN ETERNITY? - Spence and Lila by Bobbie Ann Mason
Frank was great, the rest, shrug - Be Frank With Me by Julia Claiborne Johnson
Adding F*ck to the title makes it seem deeper - The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck: A Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life by Mark Manson
Yer a wizard, Peter…but not that kind - Midnight Riot by Ben Aaronovitch
Telephone! - A Walk Among the Tombstones by Lawrence Block
Took me a bit to settle into but then I was entertained by this sequel - Vengeful by V.E. Schwab
Growing UP - XL by Scott Brown
Not really - Do You Mind If I Cancel by Gary Janetti
“A Table of Alphabetical Hard Words”: Our First English Dictionary - The Mother Tongue by Bill Bryson
This book confused my brain in ways it did not intend - Neuromancer by William Gibson
Sunny, you’re a fine girl - Sunny by Celia Krampien
Spring Again - Goodbye Winter, Hello Spring by Kenard Pak
Nora Roberts By Way of the Lifetime Channel - Under Currents: A Novel by Nora Roberts
Choo-choo ch’boogie - Two Little Trains by Margaret Wise Brown
Far in the future a tadpole becomes a frog - Tad by Benji Davies
Hug me once, then hug me twice; Then hug me once again - One Hug by Katrina Moore
The land around Sydney and Alicia Bartleby’s two-story cottage was flat, like most of Suffolk country - A Suspension of Mercy by Patricia Highsmith
“How many people has this hotel eaten?” - Bellweather Rhapsody by Kate Racculia
Cockle your own Doo - Crow of His Own by Megan Dowd Lambert
What were you telling yourself when it happened? - Pursuit by Joyce Carol Oates
The drought had now lasted ten million years, and the reign of the terrible lizards had long since ended. - 2001 by Arthur C Clarke
Cute but without the patented Rowell gut punch - Pumpkinheads by Rainbow Rowell and Faith Erin Hicks
Follow a Star to Friendship - The Bear and the Star by Lola M. Schaefer
Context is everything. - Motherless Brooklyn by Jonathan Lethem
A Quaint and Curious Volume - The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson
Fascinating Premise, Frustrating Execution - Six Wakes by Mur Lafferty
In which our reviewer contemplates the definition of nice, realizes she agrees with Tucker Carlson on one point, and learns that Scott Adams is batshit crazy - In Defense of Elitism: Why I'm Better Than You and You are Better Than Someone Who Didn't Buy This Book by Joel Stein
The fluff that almost, almost got interesting - Mooncakes by Wendy Xu, Suzanne Walker
Content advisory, some graphic, some cute - Tiny but Mighty by Hannah Shaw
Today is only February 1, and I already find myself way behind in reviews for 2020. - Love Lettering by Kate Clayborn; American Royals by Katharine McGee; The Bookish Life of Nina Hill by Abbi Waxman
Reading isn’t always a good idea while wearing eyeliner - Then She Was Gone by Lisa Jewell
Scientific achievement and the depths of human emotion - Genius by Steven T. Seagle
May your 2020 have this Swinging good book in it - Swing by Michael Hall
Embrace your true self - It’s Okay to Be a Unicorn! by Jason Tharp
I arrive at St Gatien from Nice on Tuesday, the 14th of August. - Epitaph for a Spy by Eric Ambler
Not for me - Poison Study by Maria V. Snyder
The Secret, Book, and Scone Society is a good mystery but maybe not for me - The Secret, Book, and Scone Society by Ellery Adams
“All that surrounds us comes from death, every part of every city, and every part of every person.” - From Here to Eternity: Traveling the World to Find the Good Death by Caitlin Doughty
All the President’s Women - They Fought Like Demons by DeAnne Blanton & Lauren M. Cook
The novel equivalents of Hallmark movies - The Lost Husband by Katherine Center ; Royal Holiday (The Wedding Date #4) by Jasmine Guillory
Time to take a break from serial killers, I think - American Predator: The Hunt for the Most Meticulous Serial Killer of the 21st Century by Maureen Callahan; Birdman (Jack Caffery #1) by Mo Hayder
Crime Doesn’t Pay - Frank Sinatra In A Blender by Matthew McBride; The Nightrunners by Michael Collins
I probably wouldn’t have watched the movie, so I don’t know why I read the book. - Love, Rosie by Cecelia Ahern