When J.K. Rowling announced that she’d be writing a play about Harry Potter, we all knew she wouldn’t be done with Harry Potter. Several people began plotting ways to get to London to see the play’s premiere. There was controversy that the actress who played adult Hermione was black. The horror, you guys. How DARE black women live in England?????? [For real, though, that was incredibly stupid. I think I need to reimagine Hermione as black in my re-read instead of picturing her as Emma Watson] And then Rowling graciously had the script published for us, so we can all be a part of The Cursed Child. I’ll try not to be spoilery, so those of you who want to read but haven’t won’t be spoiled. [I had Order of the Phoenix AND Half-Blood Prince spoiled for me, and believe me, no one should have to go through that kind of hell. NO ONE] I discuss more in my full review, but worry not, friends, there are no major spoilers.