Goodkind opens his book with a quote from prophecy which essentially whines, “Haters gonna hate hate hate.” You’re goddamn tooting I’m gonna hate, you hack from Hackistan. With a shitty poorly assembled downer ending setting up that penultimate (maybe?) book, I was more outraged by that fact that Goodkind essentially ret-conned his entire goddamn narrative to suit his mad needs. He’s like fucking George Lucas cutting out the real Darth Vader and digitally inserting Hayden Christiansen. BOOOOOOOOO.