Goodkind opens his book with a quote from prophecy which essentially whines, “Haters gonna hate hate hate.” You’re goddamn tooting I’m gonna hate, you hack from Hackistan. With a shitty poorly assembled downer ending setting up that penultimate (maybe?) book, I was more outraged by that fact that Goodkind essentially ret-conned his entire goddamn narrative to suit his mad needs. He’s like fucking George Lucas cutting out the real Darth Vader and digitally inserting Hayden Christiansen. BOOOOOOOOO.
Sticking it to Cancer One Book at a Time
