Recently, someone gave my ex-spouse a puppy, a tiny rat terrier who seems to be composed largely of clever brown eyes and tiny razor-sharp teeth since the remainder of his body wiggles at speeds that make it difficult to fully perceive. Unfortunately, my ex also became very ill, and asked me to care for this small, legged shark, whom my ex (probably because he was sick) hadn’t yet taught not to gnaw on people. I agreed, but I began to pay a price in bloody […]