A Good Book At The Wrong Time - A Single Man by Christopher Isherwood
A Really Meaningful Message Scribbled On A Goddamn Postcard of the Brooklyn Bridge - Alert by James Patterson
Not Every Story Needs Telling - The Jasper Dent Prequels: Lucky Day, Career Day, Neutral Mask, and Blood Boy by Barry Lyga
The Seed of Dexter Actually Bears Fruit - I Hunt Killers by Barry Lyga
In which I am moderately cross - The Fiery Cross by Diana Gabaldon
I’ll Drink to That - You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning by Celia Rivenbark
Based on the Title and Cover, I Assumed Vampires, Not Werewolves - Bitten by Kelly Armstrong
New vocab word: cruciverbalist - Gridlock: Crossword Puzzles and the Mad Geniuses Who Create Them by Matt Gaffney
This book made me HUNGRY - Like Water for Chocolate by Laura Esquivel
Good Plot, Good Characters, Great Setting - Half-Resurrection Blues by Daniel José Older
If “Waiting for Godot” were written by T.H. White - The Buried Giant by Kazuo Ishiguro
The Mystery of Sophie Stark - The Life and Death of Sophie Stark by Anna North
Who is “my mortal enemy”? - My Mortal Enemy by Willa Cather
Clueless - Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee
Shaking of the Sheets (and other euphemisms for sex) - Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex by Mary Roach
Corn Crack Jimmy, And I Don’t Care - The Harvest by Chuck Wendig
You Can Get A Good Look At A T-Bone By Sticking Your Head Up A Bull’s Ass, But I’d Rather Take Science’s Word For It - My Year of Meats by Ruth Ozeki
Lilli, Greta and Einar - the Danish Girl by David Ebershoff
Clean, fun humor - My Planet: Finding Humor in the Oddest Places by Mary Roach
Mercy Lavinia “Vinnie” Bump - The Autobiography of Mrs. Tom Thumb by Melanie Benjamin
At Least He’s Not A F–king Lumberjack - Dexter is Dead by Jeff Lindsay
Buenos Tardes Amigos - Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy
If You Give A Half-Elf a Quest - The Elfstones of Shannara by Terry Brooks
This Book Just Tried to be TOO Much - Five Came Back: A Story of Hollywood and the Second World War by Mark Harris
If you go into the woods today…but really, this isn’t a teddy bear picnic. - Follow You Home by Mark Edwards
Does a mix of The Matrix and Supernatural sound interesting to you? If so, maybe you should write that book better than this one. - Darkness Brutal by Rachel A. Marks
In the future all of our conversations will be in 80’s movie quotes - Armada by Ernest Cline
Not what I was expecting - Bad Feminist by Roxane Gay
A Dragon Term Paper - Dragons, An Introduction to the Modern Infestation by Pamela Wharton Blanpied
Courtroom thriller without the usual Lescroart oomph! - The Fall by John Lescroart
Things need not have happened to be true - The Sandman Vol.3: Dream Country by Neil Gaiman, Kelley Jones, Malcolm JonesIII, Colleen Doran, Charles Vess
The first half of this book is a joke, the second half is pretty okay, actually. - Inheritance (The Inheritance Cycle, #4) by Christopher Paolini
Quinn nails the family dynamic and self-doubt, other things, not so much - The Viscount Who Loved Me by Julia Quinn
Sometimes your world must get turned upside down for you to truly see yourself - Chasing the Star Garden (Airship Racing Chronicles Book 1) by Melanie Karsak
A historical romance, and my first historical Milan! - The Duchess War by Courtney Milan
A Wilderness Trek into Self-Discovery - Wild by Cheryl Strayed
Lol-lee-ta. And other such shenanigans. - Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
Out of our minds…but really IN them. - Out of Our Minds: Learning to be Creative (New and Updated) by Ken Robinson
“I was not a hug person, so I didn’t know the secret of hugs until that moment: They’re not only one person’s effort. You have to hold each other up…” - The Cost of All Things by Maggie Lehrman
Seasons in the abyss - The Bloody Reign of Slayer by Joel McIver
A bit of a disappointing last book for Judy Blume. - In the Unlikely Event by Judy Blume
Another Sweet Story About the Wild Place - The Truth About Brave by Karen Hood-Caddy
“I was starting to feel slightly superior. ‘You should soak raw almonds in water,’ I said to my friend…” - I'll Have What She's Having by Rebecca Harrington
“M is for Magic. All the letters are, if you put them together properly.” - M is for Magic by Neil Gaiman
Starting a New Adult series with yet more hockey… - The Deal by Elle Kennedy
Summer Popcorn Reading - Messy by Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan
House of Cards - House of Cards by Michael Dobbs
Change Slowly - Small Move, Big Change: Using Microresolutions to Transform Your Life Permanently by Caroline L. Arnold
Where Did I Come From? - Not of Woman Born by Constance Ash, Editor
It’s Not Your Usually European-backpacking Trip - Daisy Miller by Henry James