I am not throwing away my shot… - Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas
Yes, I Do Feel All Out of Sorts - Out of Sorts by Aurélie Valognes
In which Temeraire has a lot of sex. - Blood of Tyrants by Naomi Novik
The hardest kind of book to review. - Ask Me Why I Hurt by Dr. Randy Christensen
Ho Hum. So Much Nostalgia, So Much Meh. - Armada by Ernest Cline
Once Upon a Time…in book form - Winter: The Lunar Chronicles #4 by Marissa Meyer
“My name is Dwight Schrute. My father’s name? Dwight Schrute. His father’s name? Dwide Schrood” - the Bassoon King (My life in art, faith, and idiocy) by Rainn Wilson
A new romance series about the survivors of war - The Proposal by Mary Balogh
Because No One Could Ever Forget Their Own Child, Could They? - No Kiss Goodbye by Janelle Harris
My journey to the Dark Tower might never end. These are some seriously long books. - Insomnia, The Talisman by Stephen King and Peter Straub
The Daylight Gate is Dark - The Daylight Gate by Jeanette Winterson
Looking for Love, Looking for Answers, Looking for Peace - The Last Anniversary by Liane Moriarty
“It’s not the mistakes I made but how I responded to them” - Monsters of Men (Chaos Walking #3) by Patrick Ness
A disappointing crossover with Fables. - The Unwritten, Vol. 9: The Unwritten Fables by Mike Carey, Bill Willingham, Peter Gross, & Mark Buckingham
Ladies, if your vagina is magical enough, you can make him want to change. - The Score by Elle Kennedy
Like a Car Wreck or a Couple Fighting - Fates and Furies by Lauren Groff
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained - Simply Irresistible by Jill Shalvis
Guess who’s coming to dinner….. - The Shadow Over Innsmouth by H.P. Lovecraft
Urban Fairy Tales, and I hate serial novels - Reflections by Seanan McGuire
I am Healthy, I am Whole, but I Have Poor Impulse Control - I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl by Laurie Notaro
she decided to think about nothing but the present and not to give a fig about the future - Les Mysteres de Paris by Eugene Sue
Weird Tooth Fairy Story - What-the-Dickens by Gregory Maguire
He’s romantic for a stalker - Brown-Eyed Girl by Lisa Kleypas
A GMO Built Wasteland - Blightborn by Chuck Wendig
The first rule of Dietland is: You don’t talk about Dietland. - Dietland by Serai Walker
The Casanova of Cass County - Jewel by Beverly Jenkins
Beautifully Sad (and Maybe Too Much So) - Sputnik Sweetheart by Haruki Murakami
This neighbourhood has really gone downhill… - Dorothy Must Die by Danielle Paige
Zelda Fitzgerald is a Dancing Princess - Speak Easy by Catherynne M. Valente
By way of introduction, might I offer a rice cake? - The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway
I Do Not Like the Cone of Shame - So You've Been Publicly Shamed by Jon Ronson
[wistful country tune plays] - Texas Destiny by Lorraine Heath
Let’s Do The Time Warp - Nevermore by Rob Thurman
1 great story + 2 decent ones - Let It Snow by John Green, Maureen Johnson, Lauren Myracle
A Liar walks into a Castle and finds a Monty Python Sketch - Under Major Domo Minor by Patrick DeWitt
85 Tips and Suggestions for Those Entering the Field of Psychotherapy - The Gift of Therapy by Irvin Yalom
They hate us ’cause they ain’t us! - Why Not Me? by Mindy Kaling
Terry loves writing autobiographies! - Manhood: How to Be a Better Man-or Just Live with One by Terry Crews
A world without a future. - The Children of Men by P.D. James
Or, you can just go read Beth Ellen’s review. - Suddenly One Summer by Julie James
Hungry Like the Coyote - Hunger by Michael Grant
A dark mystery with plenty of humanity - Smaller and Smaller Circles by F.H. Batacan
An Amanda Quick Read - Garden of Lies by Amanda Quick
A ‘meh’ story – but with a *good* recommendation at the end - Anything For You by Sarah Mayberry
A Well Written Family Drama - Everything I Never Told You by Celeste Ng
Sarah Dessen, Jr. - Emmy & Oliver by Robin Benway
The Misadventures of an Idiot Girl - The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death: Reflections on Revenge, Germophobia, and Laser Hair Removal by Laurie Notaro
It’s always hard for me to say if I love or hate a book of short stories. - Tunneling to the Center of the Earth by Kevin Wilson
Awooo! Werewolves of Baltimore! - The Moon's Dirty Light (Werewolves of Baltimore Book 1) by H.L. Holston & Eleanor Bruce
New Year New Romance - Suddenly One Summer by Julie James