Utterly forgettable. Read Courtney Milan’s Unraveled instead - Managed by Kristen Callihan
D.H. Lawrence and Freud got together on this, I swear. - Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence
In which I write meandering reviews for forgettable books, in a desperate bid for the double cannonball - Rock Addiction, Rock Courtship (Rock Kiss #1, 1.5) by Nalini Singh
Spy thriller-romance from a Texan politician - A Perfect Match by Susan Combs
A Classic Christmas Tale - A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
How to Account for A Life? - The Stone Diaries by Carol Shields
Will the Real Ron Swanson Please Stand Up? - Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman
A Wrinkle in Character Development - A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
I Don’t Remember Much About It - The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl by Issa Rae
Atwood’s writing is the elegance of despair - The Heart Goes Last by Margaret Atwood
Low on the Lumberjane Scale - Lumberjanes Vol. 5: Band Together by Shannon Watters (Author), Noelle Stevenson (Author), Grace Ellis (Author), Brooke Allen (Illustrator)
Dr Who Meets The Rook with Game of Thrones-level Dysfunction - Just One Damned Thing After Another by Jodi Taylor
Christmas vacation=catch up on reviews. - Lucy and Linh by Alice Pung
You’ll Be Accepting My Apology For Sucking At Life and Not Posting - Thirteen Chairs by Dave Shelton
The Wrecked World of A Fairy Tale - Dorothy Must Die by Danielle Paige
The one with the skunks. - The Secret (Animorphs, #9) by K.A. Applegate
“But the only way to get lucky is to be prepared for luck to find you.” - A Life in Parts by Bryan Cranston
“She’s my little sister. Mine to torture and mine to protect.” - On the Way to the Wedding (Bridgertons #8) by Julia Quinn
Roaring 20’s urban fantasy - The Diviners, Lair of Dreams (The Diviners #1,2) by Libba Bray
Honestly, being a teen assassin sounds easier than my life. - Crown of Midnight and Heir of Fire by Sarah J. Maas
An unbelievably fertile heroine and a lot of weddings - Rock Wedding by Nalini Singh
From Screen to Page - Scrappy Little Nobody by Anna Kendrick
Oops I did it again - The Iscariot Sanction by Mark Latham
The effects of reading 4 before 1 - The Strange Affair of Spring Heeled Jack by Mark Hodder
Oh crap! You’re a condescending jerk. - Oh Crap! Potty Training by Jamie Glowacki
More Like Notes from an Opinionated Woman… - Shrill: Notes from a Loud Woman by Lindy West
I want this rewritten as a regular novel! - Sleeping Giants (Themis Files #1) by Sylvain Neuvel
It was not the novella I was expecting - Lingus by Mariana Zapata
One Great Pre-Victorian Domestic - Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
Two new French romances - All for You, Chase Me by Laura Florand
No Hugging, No Learning - Seinfeldia: How a Show About Nothing Changed Everything by Jennifer Keishin Armstrong
I really wanted a better book for my first Cannonball - The Lover's Knot by Erin Satie
In every generation, there is a Chosen One… - The Rest Falls Away by Colleen Gleason
I’m conflicted about this one, you guys. - Nutshell by Ian McEwan
A poem to black girlhood, in Roxane Gay’s Goodreads words. - Another Brooklyn by Jacqueline Woodson
Everything is Improved with an English Accent - The Versions of Us by Laura Barnett
McCarthy almost broke me with this one - Outer Dark by Cormac McCarthy
Book 1 of the trilogy that I read book 3 of - Alice in Deadland by Mainak Dhar
When you didn’t hate the book, but can’t think of the title: a meh-ish review. - Beautiful Ruins by Jess Walter
“No matter how catastrophic the rumor, people will always adjust and find it dull in hindsight. Or they forget about it altogether…” - These Vicious Masks by Tarun Shanker and Kelly Zekas
Not as good as the hockey books - Coming in From the Cold by Sarina Bowen
Falling in love in/with Istanbul - The Museum of Innocence by Orhan Pamuk
Cold Case, Serial Style - The Cinderella Murder by Mary Higgins Clark and Alafair Burke
Fun, Quick, Cheap Indie Sci-Fi! With space robots! - The Wolf Itself (The Kestrel Chronicles Book 1) by Mikel Evans
Probably not the best review to read if you’re on the fence about these books…. - Cinder by Marissa Meyer
Not entirely my cuppa tea, but YMMV, Roundup - Stealing Jason Wilde, Everywhere & Every Way, Wicked Intentions by Dee Ernst, Jennifer Probst, Elizabeth Hoyt
Dean Koontz, I just can’t quit you - What the Night Knows (What The Night Knows #1) by Dean Koontz
I mean, he *says* he’s not - I Am Not A Serial Killer (John Cleaver #1) by Dan Wells
So my favorite story was the one with the warlord… - One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories by B.J. Novak
Court is in Session - The Verdict by Nick Stone