Love in a moving carriage, living it up while you’re feeling down. - Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
The Incident at the Barbeque - Truly, Madly, Guilty by Liane Moriarty
The Dutch Used to be Uptight - The Miniaturist by Jessie Burton
Where Classic Gets Bitter - My Not So Perfect Life: A Novel by Sophie Kinsella
Should Have Been a Short Story - The Overlook by Michael Connelly
“But here’s the thing: none of us deserve anything. That’s an illusion we all exist under.” - What She Knew by Gilly Macmillan
All’s Fair in Love and Dragonfire - Heart Stone by Elle Katharine White
Watch out boy she’ll chew you up! - Junko Mizuno's Princess Mermaid by Junko Mizuno
Not just for kids - Predator's Gold by Philip Reeve
What happens when Jane Eyre leaps off the pages? - The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde
A novel about cricket and sexuality in India - Selection Day by Aravind Adiga
Uh oh. - Ms. Marvel, Volume 5: Super Famous by G. Willow Wilson, Takeshi Miyazawa, Adrian Alphona, and Nico Leon
Eh. Room was better. - The Wonder by Emma Donoghue
Folktales Redux - Little Lit: Folktales & Funnies by Art Spiegelman, Francoise Mouly
Topping the list of things I do not miss: Being a teenager. - The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
Three hundred pages of ‘meh’. - Catalyst: A Rogue One Novel by James Luceno
Shitty ex’s and poorly written poetry - The Princess Diarist by Carrie Fisher
You Really Shouldn’t Share Mascara…That’s My Takeaway From All of This - The Woman in Cabin 10 by Ruth Ware
The Nest? More like the Mess! - The Nest by Cynthia D'Aprix Sweeney
Not as Bad as 47 Ronin (Keanu Version) But Not Great Either - Wolverine: Old Man Logan Vol. 3: The Last Ronin by Jeff Lemire
I am flabbergasted at the level of hypocrisy — Should I read book 2? - Diana Gabaldon by Outlander
Pawns in the Game - Stiletto by Daniel O'Malley
How many cats DOES it take to qualify as a crazy cat lady? - The Lion in the Living Room: How House Cats Tamed Us and Took Over the World by Abigail Tucker
“I’m afraid that if I stop writing I’ll stop thinking and start feeling.” - The Princess Diarist by Carrie Fisher
Or Say No, No Is Okay Too - Just Say Yes by Rosalind James
“My childhood in Corfu shaped my life. If I had the craft of Merlin, I would give every child the gift of my childhood.” - My Family and Other Animals (Corfu Trilogy #1) by Gerald Durrell
Beige Couple Has Sex - It Happened One Wedding by Julie James
Hockey Romance with Coaches in Love - Power Play by Avon Gale
Teenage Wasteland - Runaways: Volume One by Brian K. Vaughn, Adrian Alphona
Ghost Murder story? Or Murder Ghost story? - Within These Walls by Ania Ahlborn
Blind Woman Does Surgery in a Forest - The Spymaster's Lady by Joanna Bourne
Death of an Author - The Silkworm by Robert Galbraith
Still No Recommended Reads from the Brooklyn Bruisers Series - Hard Hitter by Sarina Bowen
Actual Improvement or Stockholm Syndrome? Books 4-6 of Juliet Blackwell’s Witchcraft Mystery Series - In a Witch's Wardrobe, Tarnished and Torn, A Vision in Velvet by Juliet Blackwell
One for the fans (but probably not the rest of us) - Star Wars: Catalyst: A Rogue One Story by James Luceno
Bosch and Terry Not Sitting in a Tree - A Darkness More Than Night by Michael Connelly
Leading Ladies - I Loved Her in the Movies: Working with the Legendary Actresses of Hollywood by Robert J. Wagner, Scott Eyman
Takin’ a Trip to Goofyland - Question Quest by Piers Anthony
After 515 Kissing Books, Interesting Is Welcome - The Secret Heart by Erin Satie
2017 Ruins Everything. - Slow Horses by Mick Herron
The Years Change A City - Leaving Berlin by Joseph Kanon
Middling - Good Boy by Sarina Bowen & Elle Kennedy
The Showstopper Finds His True Legacy - Wrestling for My Life by Shawn Michaels
Jodi Picoult Does Racism - Small Great Things by Jodi Picoult
A Giant Woman Should Be More Exciting - Sleeping Giants by Sylvain Neuvel
About that time I included the words “Sperm Gargling” in a review - Wetlands by Charlotte Roche
Secrets to the Grave - Secrets to the Grave by Tami Hoag
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will turn me into a puppet - Lexicon by Max Barry
If you only read one book about Bill Murray this year…I wouldn’t really recommend this one - The Big Bad Book of Bill Murray: A Critical Appreciation of the World's Finest Actor by Robert Schnakenberg
Lacks Heart of Lunar Chronicles - Wires and Nerve: Volume 1 by Marissa Meyer