Or just read “Girl on the Train” instead - Dark Places by Gillian Flynn
How to prove sentience? A meta-galactic version of Eurovision, of course! - Space Opera by Catherynne M. Valente
Couldn’t Find a More Deserving Victim - A Fatal Grace by Louise Penny
Voices from the Underground Railroad - Voices from the Underground Railroad by Kay Winters
The four men responsible for this last deal in human flesh… - Barracoon by Zora Neale Hurston
All the Animals Where I Live - All the Animals Where I Live by Philip C. Stead
A Night Out - A Night Out with Mama by Quvenzhané Wallis
Good Read for Summer - Cinnamon and Gunpowder: A Novel by Eli Brown
Don’t do the audiobook - The Mother of All Questions by Rebecca Solnit
Live in fragments no longer. - Howards End by E.M. Forster
Go nowhere on a horse that fades, for your dreams will betray you. - Night's Master by Tanith Lee
This fire left me feeling tepid - Home Fire and Antigone by Kamila Shamsie and Sophocles
The Movie Can Be Better than the Book - The Princess Bride by William Goldman
“The beauty of it cannot be understood, either, and when you see beauty in desolation it changes something inside you.” - The Southern Reach Trilogy (Annihilation, Authority, Acceptance) by Jeff VanderMeer
“It’s our secrets that make us sick.” - The Cruelest Month (Chief Inspector Armand Gamache, #3) by Louise Penny
One Cannot Live on Faith Alone - The Wonder by Emma Donoghue
Teen Suicide without a gimmick - I Was Here by Gayle Foreman
I Am Doll Parts - You'll Never Know, Dear by Hallie Ephron
The Heroine Is Not As Charming As She Thinks She Is - A Curious Beginning by Deanna Raybourn
A Roaring Start - A Duke in Shining Armor by Loretta Chase
I don’t know about you but does your Pet want a Pet too? - My Pet Wants a Pet by Elise Broach
Listen, you’re not complicated at all. You’re only…You’re just schizophrenic, or a spy… - A Girl In Exile by Ismail Kadare
I think there was no time but now when we were supposed to know each other. One thing ends and another begins. - The Driest Season by Meghan Kenny
Rabbit Moon - Rabbit Moon by Jean Kim
The Unimaginary Friend - The Adventures of Beekle: The Unimaginary Friend by Dan Santat
Petra finds herself? - Petra by Marianna Coppo
So Far So Good - Hexed by Kevin Hearne
A Decent Enough Introduction - Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett
Like an appetizer that just makes you want the actual meal even more - A Court of Frost and Starlight by Sarah J Maas
I don’t think I could name all the main characters if my life depended on it - Durarara!! vol. 8 by Ryohgo Narita
Evil Little Girl Corporate Villain vs God - The Saga of Tanya the Evil, Vol. 1 by Carlo Zen, Shinobu Shinotsuki (character design), Chika Tojo (artist)
Captain Jack is a Lady, maybe? - The Sisters Mederos by Patrice Sarath
I suppose she’s just dying of living–that’s the one infection that strikes us all down, sooner or later. - Comanche Moon by Larry McMurtry
Voom indeed! - The Cat in the Hat for President by Robert Coover
Complicated Speculative Fiction. And Complicated Book Feelings - The Coldfire Trilogy: Black Sun Rising/ When True Night Falls/ Crown of Shadows by C.S. Friedman
Alice is the same…maybe I’ve changed? - Skylight Confessions by Alice Hoffman
The Man Who Laughs - Batman: The Man Who Laughs by Ed Brubaker
Entertaining, empty calories - The Windfall by Diksha Basu
You’ve read this book before - Rebel of the Sands by Alwyn Hamilton
You could jump so much higher when you had somewhere safe to fall. - Truly Madly Guilty by Liane Moriarty
A book I apparently read while I was asleep - The Last Equation of Isaac Severy by Nova Jacobs
Living in her white bread world - The Female Persuasion by Meg Wolitzer
Where I’m reminded expectations can kill - We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves by Karen Joy Fowler
Today, more than a quarter century later, we must ask what has happened to that uplifting vision; why does it seem to be fading instead of becoming more clear? - Fascism: A Warning by Madeleine Albright
All the family secrets come out in this one - Hurts to Love You by Alisha Rai
Magic binds (but it doesn’t unblock my nose) - Magic Binds by Ilona Andrews
I hate having emotions about reality - All Systems Red by Martha Wells
Subscribers to a library borrowed for a modest fee one after another book of a kind sometimes called by publishers *library fiction*. - Border Districts by Gerlad Murnane
One is taught to refrain from irony, because mankind does tend to take it literally. - Zuleika Dobson by Max Beerbohm
A kidnapping and family drama - The Silent Twin (Detective Jennifer Knight Crime Thriller Series Book 3) by Caroline Mitchell