–He used up two rolls of toilet paper, Liam told us. - Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha by Roddy Doyle
This one didn’t work for me - Pipe Dreams by Sarina Bowen
Unfortunately an ultimately forgettable romp - The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzie Lee
If hitting a woman was the only way my mother would get help, then that was that. - Sights Unseen by Kaye Gibbons
Yeah, but moments are ephemeral - The Power of Moments by Chip Heath, Dan Heath
Am I a Dunce? - A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
A Doctor Who twist on classic fairy tales - Time Lord Fairy Tales by Justin Richards and David Wardle
Beautiful writing, a little too much religion - Gilead by Marilynne Robinson
Here I wake up because the pregnant woman is touching my face with her fingers. - Red Cavalry by Isaac Babel
TORNADO WARNING - Night of the Twisters by Ivy Ruckman
Maud chuckled proudly and Erich shouted, “Welcome back from the Void, Kamerad” - Big Time by Fritz Leiber
Also I just watched Girls Trip for the first time and it was pretty great. - The Last Black Unicorn by Tiffany Haddish
When Opposites Attract… - Portrait of a Marriage by Pearl S. Buck
The world is what it is; men who are nothing, who allow themselves to become nothing, have no place in it. - In a Free State by VS Naipaul
Not the Best Monroe Book I Have Read - Skyward by Mary Alice Monroe
Clunky and Unrealistic - Phantom Prey by John Sandford
Very Much The Hand That Rocks the Cradle Before Turning Into Another Book - The Woman in Our House by Andrew Hart
It’s official: I ain’t got no cooth - Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
Go Crazy? Don’t Mind if I Do - The Shining by Stephen King
Fables on the Run - Fox 8 by George Saunders
Hey Diddle Diddle the Dog and the Fiddle & the Bear played the Piano - The Bear, the Piano, the Dog, and the Fiddle by David Litchfield
When Princess Leia and 45 White Men inspire you to write an art book. - Limitless: 24 Remarkable American Women of Vision, Grit and Guts by Leah Tinari
Thor’s Grand Adventure - Kon-Tiki by Thor Heyerdahl
Nobody calls her Mrs. Tomanovich. She’s Mr. Tomanovich’s wife. Riva’s daughter. Irena Tomanovich’s mother. - Evening in Paradise by Lucia Berlin
An obstacle which would frighten discreet men is nothing to determined women. - The Wild Goose / Wild Geese by Ogai Mori
Oh, my pie! - The Mousetrap by Agatha Christie
What an awful trail! Did you carry me up here? - Riders of the Purple Sage by Zane Grey
Other forms of transport grow daily more nightmarish. Only the bicycle remains pure in heart. - The Red and the Green by Iris Murdoch
This grieved me heartily ; and now I saw, though too late, the folly of beginning a work before we count the cost - Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe
Harry is a bad, bad man - Harry Clarke by David Cale
Missed it byyyyy thatmuch - Sweet Fruit, Sour Land by Rebecca Ley
I have no catchy title - Contagion by Erin Bowman
Still has exciting steampunk aerial combat but doesn’t recapture the joy of the first book - Arabella the Traitor of Mars: The Adventures of Arabella Ashby by David D. Levine
Did his nose twitch? - The Little Rabbi by Nicola Killen
Some wrinkles - Skin Tight by Carl Hiaasen
A Little Bit of a Fleeting Feeling - We Were Liars by E. Lockhart
“There is so much gray between the black and the white and this is where most of us live, trying, but so often failing, to bend towards the light.” - The Women in the Castle by Jessica Shattuck
“A curtain was drawn back in every man’s inner theater and their storytelling minds got to work.” - Once Upon a River by Diane Setterfield
None of these are turning out quite right - Edward's Menagerie by Kerry Lord
Creepy People Gonna Creep…and a Girl is Gonna Disappear - I am Watching You by Teresa Driscoll
The Falling in Love was Lovely - When a Duchess Says I Do by Grace Burrowes
Undiagnosed Mental Illness Will Wreck Your Life - Too Bright to Hear, Too Loud to See by Juliann Garey
The Continuing Saga of Castle Rock - Elevation by Stephen King
How did I do as a low wage worker? - Nickel and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich
Remind me never to go back in time - Liar, Temptress, Soldier, Spy by Karen Abbott
Alice doesn’t live here anymore - Music and Freedom by Zoë Morrison
You are getting very, very sleepy - The Dreamers by Karen Thompson Walker
There is none of us whom life regards with any partiality. - The White Book by Han Kang
Rose watched his movements. - The African Queen by C.S. Forester
Wash the glasses with your own water to save your master’s salt. - Directions to Servants by Jonathan Swift