In the quiet depths of a lake lurks Jenny Greenteeth, a monster with needle sharp teeth, hungry and ready to pounce.
In all the years she’s lived there, Jenny has never spoken to a human; but that ends when a witch from the local village is thrown into her lake.
I could hear some humans cheering. Or maybe humans laughing, or maybe even screaming. It’s difficult to tell the difference, humans are always making a noise for some reason or another.
Not being fond of eating adults,
I cocked my head to the side. “I resent that. I can also eat children. But I suppose they are multi-purpose teeth.” Temperance stuck her tongue out at me and dipped a toe into the water.
Jenny decides to save her. The witch, Temperance, doesn’t know why the new pastor has turned the village against her, but she wants to find out.
Though they have nothing in common, (other than a shared desire to not have Temperance in Jenny Greenteeth’s lake) they must band together on a magical quest to defeat the evil that threatens Jenny’s lake and Temperance’s family, as well as the very soul of Britain. And then maybe Jenny can go back to her peace and quiet; sometimes it just isn’t easy being a monster.
