There are just those books that you finally get around to reading and wonder why the heck you’ve moved it for the last several years. Daniel Mason’s The Piano Tuner was exactly that book for me. It also holds the dubious honor of a one-star rating from me. If you check out the full post, you can read my scathing review in its entirety. Bonus: in my retelling of how I acquired this book (which involves a Yankee Swap), I confess that I used to find Matthew McConaughey attractive but then found his dealbreaker in an interview (trust me, it *is* actually related. I’m looking forward to guessing how you all will connect the dots).