I thought I quit you, Terry Goodkind. But he created cheap DLC, a tacked on extra adventure for his mammoth sprawling Ayn Randian fantasy realm. Richard has to fight off a new evil, because his grandfather did something bad many years ago and pissed off an evil monk and now A Song of Ice and Fire is happening. I love reading the Goodreads reviews for Goodkind, because it’s either five star praise or one star, “Why the fuck am I still reading this shit?” I gave him two stars solely because he managed to write an entire book without raping a female character. Progress.