You know that thing? When you get all excited for a sequel? And then it kinda sucks? Yeah. That. - Lola and the Boy Next Door by Stephanie Perkins
A Middling End for an Up and Down Trilogy - The Death Cure by James Dashner
Preston & Child’s Pendergast Series has Lost its Heart - Blue Labyrinth by Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child
Blond, Blue-eyed, Rapacious, and Ployglot - The Game of Kings by Dorothy Dunnett
I tried something new. - Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
Unexpected testicle reference - Angels and Demons by Dan Brown
“Perfect” in a title raises my expectations - Perfect Strangers by Tasmina Perry
OMG #didn’tlikeitmuch - Broken Monsters by Lauren Beukes
Lifetime movie fodder - Big Little Lies by Liane Moriarty
All Fluff and No Substance Makes “Nicholson” a Dull Read - Nicholson: A Biography by Marc Eliot
Debut Harry Hole book is not bad, but contributes little to the Hole story at this late date - The Bat by Jo Nesbo
I really really wanted to love this - Manhunting by Jennifer Crusie
I Wasn’t Charmed - Charming by Elliot James
I’m pretty sure I’m too old for this crap. - Rebel Belle by Rachel Hawkins
I think I preferred the Fox Family version - Fallen & Leviathan by Thomas Sniegoski
Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel Would Rate It Two Meth Teeth out of Five - The Black Dove by Steven Hockensmith
I Really Wanted To Like This (Part One) - Succubus Blues by Richelle Mead
Back to High School, Part 3 - The Last Story by Christopher Pike
The Hundred Foot Journey to Mediocrity - The Hundred-Foot Journey by Richard C. Morais
Have some watered down tea and a dry scone - Among Others by Jo Walton
A resounding meh - One Plus One by Jojo Moyes
Eleanor & Marianne & Sigmund? - Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters by Ben H. Winters & Jane Austen
Inside the mind of a dull guy. - Yoga Sutras by Jackson Radcliffe
Kids in Jeopardy – Part 2 - The Silver Star by Jeannette Walls
A Lone wolf finds his mate just in time for Xmas - A Seal Wolf Christmas by Terry Spear
File Under: Self Help, Business - The Checklist Manifesto by Atul Gawande
I Think I Need Some Tums - The Hundred Foot Journey by Richard Morais
Inspired by a true story . . . . - Zombie by Joyce Carol Oates
Yes, we know strip mining is bad. Where did John Grisham go? - Grey Mountain by John Grisham
Here She Goes Again - Midnight Crossroad by Charlaine Harris
Anarchy & Death: A Love Story - The Darkest Kiss by Gena Showalter
Carnival of Fools - A Girl's Guide to Vampires by Katie MacAlister
I’ve got a laser pointer, come out and PLAAAAAAAAAY! - Warriors: Fire and Ice by Erin Hunter
King Kong meets Homer in a less than successful adventure - The Lost Island by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child
It’s a G G G Ghost! - Heart Shaped Box by Joe Hill
It is What it is - Where We Belong by Emily Giffin
dear mrs kennedy - Dear Mrs. Kennedy: the world shares its grief letters, November 1963 by jay mulvaney and paul de angelis
A Thesaurus for Writers, in Concept Anyway - The Describer's Dictionary by David Grambs & Ellen Levine
Shopgirl by Steve Martin - Shopgirl by Steve Martin
Insufferable WASP Privilege - Seating Arrangements by Maggie Shipstead
Suck It, Wonder Woman! by Olivia Munn - Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek by Olivia Munn
Proud Mary - RMS Queen Mary Official Souvenir Guide by Roger Hardingham
Not the best of all possible books. - The Best of All Possible Worlds by Karen Lord
I AM NOT PLEASED - We Are All Completely Besides Ourselves by Karen Joy Fowler
The internet ruins more of my childhood. - Ripley's Believe It Or Not: Planet Eccentric by Ripley's Entertainment
It’s Not All About You - The American Way of Eating: Undercover at Walmart, Applebee's, Farm Fields and the Dinner Table by Tracie McMillan
Millennials are so screwed if this is our future. - California by Edan Lepucki
There’s an excellent book floating around in here somewhere, but… - Somewhere in France by Jennifer Robson
A novella that doesn’t quite meet the mark - Spun by Catherine McKenzie
Lust vs. Love: Does Janet Evanovich know the difference? - Wicked Business by Janet Evanovich