Thank you, Mr. Pratchett, for all the joy you have brought me - Soul Music by Terry Pratchett
Kazuo Ishiguro reinvents himself again with this lyrical and moving novel about love, memories and society, all while skirting around the edge of fantasy. - The Buried Giant by Kazuo Ishiguro
Mel Brooks famously said that “by using the medium of comedy, we can try to rob Hitler of his posthumous power and myths.” But what if someone could ride an ironic wave to the top? - Look Who's Back by Timur Vermes
Baby, I’ll bake you a neutron bomb - The Getaway God by Richard Kadrey
Raise Your Hand If You Have Ever Been Personally Victimized by Regina George - Odd Girl Out: The Hidden Culture of Aggression in Girls by Rachel Simmons
Good vampires, bad vampires, and half vampires - Blood Promise (Vampire Academy Book 4) by Richelle Mead
Brandon Sanderson goes meta. - Perfect State by Brandon Sanderson
Oh, so that’s a puppy cannon. - The Suffragette Scandal (The Brothers Sinister, #4) by Courtney Milan
Sex, comedy, and bank-robbery, with a gooey emotional center. - Sex Criminals, Vol. 1: One Weird Trick by Matt Fraction & Chip Zdarsky
“like a good wine without iocane powder, it seems to get better with time.” - As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales from the Making of The Princess Bride by Cary Elwes, Joe LAydon
The Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! We willna be fooled again!!! - The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett
The True Story of an American Revolutionary - Dr. Mutter’s Marvels: A True Tale of Intrigue and Innovation at the Dawn of Modern Medicine by Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz
Yeah, not going mountain climbing anytime soon - Into Thin Air: A Personal Account of the Mount Everest Disaster by Jon Krakauer
“And in the rock-paper-scissors of life, love is rock. Fear, anger, everything else…no contest.” - How to Save a Life by Sara Zarr
…like a fish needs a bicycle - The Summer House Trilogy by Alice Thomas Ellis
No one wants to look hard at disagreeable things - As We Are Now by May Sarton
Donuts are a metaphor for free will. - Kill City Blues by Richard Kadrey
“If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.” - Lords and Ladies (Discworld #14, Witches #4) by Sir Terry Pratchett
Vinnie Van Lowe, where art thou? - Veronica Mars: Mr. Kiss and Tell by Rob Thomas and Jennifer Graham
“Someone wants to kill you? Well, I want to make love to you… With two such compelling alternatives, however will you choose?” - Three Nights with a Scoundrel (Stud Club #3) by Tessa Dare
The Brady Bunch is very popular in Hell - Devil Said Bang by Richard Kadrey
Breathing for Two - Breathing for Two by Wolf Pascoe
A Better Life and a Better Death - Being Mortal - Medicine and What Matters in the End by Atul Gawande
Far-reaching, but not OVERreaching - Station Eleven by Emily St. John Mandel
Cormac McCarthy’s closest foray into sentiment - All the Pretty Horses by Cormac McCarthy
Never trust a red-haired curate. - Crampton Hodnet by Barbara Pym
Detective story by a horror master - Mr. Mercedes (Bill Hodges Trilogy #1) by Stephen King
Surprisingly well-written romance - The Last Letter from Your Lover by Jojo Moyes
Stranded in Paradise (with gangrene.) - Lost in Shangri-La by Mitchell Zuckoff
Met you on a midway at a fair last century. - The Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic, and Madness at the Fair that Changed America by Erik Larson
Everybody Know - Ghettoside-A True Story of Murder in America by Jill Leovy
Ignore the cover, read the book - Burn for Me by Ilona Andrews
A Long Time Ago, We Used To Be Friends - The Thousand Dollar Tan Line by Rob Thomas and Jennifer Graham
I’m Not As Far Behind As Usual - Station Eleven by Emily St. John Mandel
Chateaubriand by Moonlight - Moonrise by Ben Bova
Two Heads Are Better! - Songsmith by Andre Norton and A.C. Crispin
When you’re born in a burning house, you think the whole world is on fire. - Aloha from Hell by Richard Kadrey
A little slice of Savannah. - Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil by John Berendt
An excellent, new narrative nonfiction - Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania by Erik Larson
Growing up is a miracle - The Age of Miracles by Karen Thompson Walker
“My life might have been so different, had I not been known as the girl whose grandmother exploded.” - The Vanishing of Kathrarina Linden by Helen Grant
Not as game-changing as I thought and hoped it would be, but still fun. - As Chimney Sweepers Come to Dust (Flavia De Luce, #7) by Alan Bradley
Odyssia vs. the Cyclops - Ody-C #3 by Matt Fraction, Christian Ward
Cabbages is beautiful - So Big by Edna Ferber
I don’t think that word means what you think it means. - The Princess Bride by William Goldman
Fake boobs are weird, ya’ll. - Yes, Please by Amy Poehler
44-Year-Old Novel Finally Published, Worth the Wait - In Certain Circles by Elizabeth Harrower
Crazy like Heaven - Stone Cold Crazy by Shannon Hill
“We lie for a living, we shouldn’t lie to ourselves.” - The Republic of Thieves by Scott Lynch
Frustrating and lovely and decidedly different. - Flowers from the Storm by Laura Kinsale