Getting ready for the endgame. - Locke & Key, Vol. 4: The Keys to the Kingdom by Joe Hill & Gabriel Rodriguez
Seriously imaginative fantasy/horror. - Locke & Key, Vol. 3: Crown of Shadows by Joe Hill & Gabriel Rodriguez
I wonder what the inside of *my* head would look like . . . - Locke & Key, Vol. 2: Head Games by Joe Hill and Gabriel Rodríguez
A beautiful and sad romantic historical fiction - The Splendour Falls by Susanna Kearsley
Do You Believe in Anecdotes? - You Can't Make This Up by Al Michaels with L. Jon Wertheim
Go Ask Malice - Alice by Christina Henry
A flawed but still wonderful series ender. - The Rise of Endymion (Hyperion Cantos, #4) by Dan Simmons
He Feels Bad About His Feet - Navel Gazing: True Tales of Bodies, Mostly Mine (but also my mom's, which I know sounds weird) by Michael Ian Black
IDK my BFF Jane? - Texts from Jane Eyre: And Other Conversations with Your Favorite Literary Characters by Mallory Ortberg
My Path to the Nerd-side - Dark Disciple by Christie Golden
It’s Not How You Start, It’s How You Finish - Last Friends (Old Filth Trilogy Book 3) by Jane Gardam
If Randall Munroe Invites You to Rhode Island, Don’t Go. - What If? by Randall Munroe
What if your educational voyage does not teach you anything? - The Magic Mountain by Thomas Mann
Blood Will Divide and Conquer - Red Queen by Victoria Aveyard
Britain’s Next Top Model - Geek Girl by Holly Smale
The Unexpected Journey of a Lifetime - 16 Things I Thought Were True by Janet Gurtler
A very different type of romance novel - Warrior by Zoë Archer
People who weren’t the homecoming royalty and don’t want to be./Anti-cool is its own cool competition. - Tales of a Punk Rock Nothing by Abram Himelstein and Jamie Schweser
The Beauty and the Barrister - Dukes Prefer Blondes by Loretta Chase
Richer Than God - Crazy Rich Asians by Kevin Kwan
Two Amish dudes who just really love wood - A Forbidden Rumspringa by Keira Andrews
Subtlety at its finest - The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro
A Wild Ride - Bitch Planet Volume 1: Extraordinary Machine by Kelly Sue DeConnick
Scary Picklemen Want Robots to be Evil - Manners and Mutiny by Gail Carriger
How Many Wizards Does it Take to Beat an Evil Forest? - Uprooted by Naomi Novik
I Cannot Save You, I Can’t Even Save Myself… - Ashley Bell: A Novel by Dean Koontz
“… cheer the fuck up and eat your burger.” - The Silkworm (Cormoran Strike #2) by Robert Galbraith, Robert Glenister (narrator)
No spiders, but some dying at the end - Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits by David Wong
“The ox feels the yoke, but does the bird feel the weight of its wings?” - Siege and Storm (The Grisha #2) by Leigh Bardugo
Insert Witty Shakespeare Pun Here - A Rose-Red Chain by Seanan McGuire
The Story of a Life Well Lived - On the Move: A Life by Oliver Sacks
An Original BAMF - The Notorious RBG: The Life and Times of Ruth Bader Ginsburg by Irin Carmon and Shana Knizhnik
Look! A Good Sequel! - Rose Under Fure by Elizabeth Wein
Penultimate shenanigans. - The Unwritten, Vol. 10: War Stories by Mike Carey & Peter Gross
Don’t look back. - The Unwritten, Vol. 8: Orpheus in the Underworld by Mike Carey & Peter Gross
Can Monsters Still Stalk in the Light?? Uh, YES. - Light by Michael Grant
Wings of Fire. DRAGONS!DRAGONS! - Escaping Peril by Tui T. Sutherland
Darkness Falls - Fear (Gone series book 5) by Michael Grant
The kiss he placed on the forehead of his drowsy wife was solemn and sincere - The Grand Banks Cafe by Georges Simenon
“I lived in a world that at any moment could erupt into fire. It was the sort of knowledge that kept you on your toes.” - The Glass Castle by Jeannette Walls
“There’s a difference between wanting to be looked at and wanting to be seen.” - The Art of Asking; or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Let People Help by Amanda Palmer
“In love we find out who we want to be. In war we find out who we are” - The Nightingale by Kristin Hannah
Nick Dunne is Still an A**hole - Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn
Look for the helpers - The Day the World Came to Town: 9/11 in Gander, Newfoundland by Jim DeFede
Disney World Trip Prep - The Hidden Magic of Walt Disney World: Over 600 Secrets of the Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Disney's Hollywood Studios, and Disney's Animal Kingdom by Susan Veness
A romance featuring canal engineering - The Way to a Duke's Heart (The Truth About the Duke #3) by Caroline Linden
Not as transformative as its predecessor, but beautiful nonetheless - Lila by Marilynne Robinson
The Problem with Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip - The Man in the Wooden Hat by Jane Gardam
I’ve made a huge mistake - Mistborn Trilogy (1-3) and Alloy of Law by Brandon Sanderson