There’s gotta be a Game of Thrones joke here somewhere - Winter by Marissa Meyer
A fairy tale about salad as heroine - Cress by Marissa Meyer
He Smelled Like an Expensive Forest - Devil in Spring by Lisa Kleypas
The Fat Girl Code of Conduct - The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things by Carolyn Mackler
“My life is too tight, he wanted to say. My skin is too tight. The walls are too tight.” - Wool (Wool #1) by Hugh Howey
“Of all the things I am not very good at, living in the real world is perhaps the most outstanding.” - I'm a Stranger Here Myself: Notes on Returning to America after Twenty Years Away by Bill Bryson
Fear the Data - The Broken Window by Jeffrey Deaver
A healthy dose of indifference and melancholy - We Have Always Lived in the Castle and The Historian by Shirley Jackson and Elizabeth Kostova
“You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!” - Lords of Finance: The Bankers Who Broke the World by Liaquat Ahamed
An incredibly confusing book - The Devourers by Indra Das
The Single Life and Confirmation as to Why I don’t Miss It. Also Sports! - The Singles Game by Lauren Weisberger
Go ask Alice, when she’s ten feet tall. And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you’re going to fall… - Figment (Insanity Book 2) & Circus (Insanity Book 3) by Cameron Jace
All’s Fair in War and Science - The Vital Abyss by James S.A. Corey
The Book of Things I Like to Eat: Reviewing Anthony Bourdain’s Appetites - Anthony Bourdain's Appetites by Anthony Bourdain and Laurie Woolever
The Hanging Man - The Twelfth Card by Jeffrey Deaver
What’s in the Box? - The Black Box by Michael Connelly
Pretty Solid - Pretty Face by Lucy Parker
Worth the Read - Claire of the Sea Light by Edwidge Danticat
The continuing adventures of the freakishly beautiful supernaturals - Archangel's Heart by Nalini Singh
A Case Where the Book and Movie have *VASTLY* Different Plots - Moonraker by Ian Fleming, read by Bill Nighy
“Contains elections, confections, and a number of erections.” - Sweet Disorder (Lively St. Lemeston #1) by Rose Lerner
Bosch is an Ass in 9 Dragons - Nine Dragons by Michael Connelly
I don’t want to review this book. - Rob Delaney: Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage. by Rob Delaney
Book 2: Malazan Book of the Fallen - Deadhouse Gates by Stephen Erikson
Bite Me - Friday Night Bites by Chloe Neill
Miranda is having the kind of day best spent in bed. - Mama Day by Gloria Naylor
A Better Person Would Write a House Metaphor Here - The Realm of Last Chances by Steve Yarbrough
*fans self* - The Game Plan by Kristen Callihan
Good book, if somewhat unbelievable at times - Little Girl Lost by Carol E Wyer
Don’t Feed Dogs Chocolate, Although That’s Not What The Problem Was - My Grandmother Asked Me to Tell You She’s Sorry by Fredrik Backman
Fatigue is setting in… - The Burning Land by Bernard Cornwell
He Had Me Right Up Until the Sasquatch Started Singing - In the Oceans of the Night by Gregory Benford
Peculiar fail saved by Sharon - The Library of Souls by Ransom Riggs
Rue-ing a mid-series disappointment - Imprudence by Gail Carriger
And from this seed grew a tree of discontent - (R)evolution by PJ Manney
Great expectations brought low - An Honest President by H. Paul Jeffers
For the scientifically inclined cat lady. - Cat Sense by John Bradshaw
Chaotic Dash Through Time to Save England’s History - A Symphony of Echoes by Jodi Taylor
Historical Fluffiness from the Forties - China Dolls by Lisa See
Not so much with the chaos. Mostly they just meander. - Lord of Chaos (Wheel of Time, #6) by Robert Jordan
Nowhere that any reasonable person might fix the blame - Universal Harvester by John Darnielle
Ever wonder how your life could’ve been different if you made different choices? - Dark Matter by Blake Crouch
Spirited away - A wrinkle in time by Madeleine L'Engle
Challenging isn’t always satisfying… - Stories of Your Life and Others by Ted Chiang
A Film Noir State of Mind - My Life in Black and White by Kim Izzo
The Fool Monty - The Reptile Room by Lemony Snicket
The Blandest of Ashes - The Beautiful Ashes by Jeaniene Frost
What Friction? - Friction by Sandra Brown
Why should I care? - The sixth extinction by Elisabeth Kolbert
‘Falling in love is a desolating experience, but not when it is with a countryside.’ - H is for Hawk by Helen Macdonald