Pancakes. Jello Shots. “Uptown Funk”. - Delicious! by Ruth Reichl
My baby is two hundred pounds in a wheelchair and hard to push uphill but silent all the time. - The Outlaw Album by Daniel Woodrell
Michael Connolly gets his two detectives together - Dark Sacred Night by Michael Connolly
Ugh - A Simple Favor by Darcy Bell
“Of course I do,” returned Arthur, a little irritably. “You mean that it is a double-bedded room, and that one of the beds is occupied?” - The Dead Hand and Other Stories by Wilkie Collins
Setup to be an Epic Romance that Just Didn’t Do it For Me - The Gargoyle by Andrew Davidson
“It’s O.K.—you can murder me if you want,” - You Know You Want This by Kristen Roupenian
More Like a Reference Book - The Communication Book: 44 Ideas for Better Conversations Every Day by Mikael Krogerus & Roman Tschäppeler
On one of the covers it says “you will be charmed” but I was not charmed, not at all. - Call Me Irresistible by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
You, Sir, Are No Colin Firth - The Trials of the Honorable F. Darcy by Sarah Angelini
A Fun, Fluffy, but Also Terrible Read - Crazy Rich Asians by Kevin Kwan
Meh. (yes, that’s literally the best title I can come up with for this one) - Girl, Wash Your Face by Rachel Hollis
I Don’t Know How Anyone Calls This Suspenseful - The Doll House by Phoebe Morgan
Crying Out My Safe Word - King Blood by Jim Thompson
The Emerald Circus is multi-faceted but disappoints - The Emerald Circus by Jane Yolen
fabricati diem, pvnc - First Watch by Dale Lucas
Too early for Worst Line of 2019? “My boobs looked nice and moundy.” - Spectre by Phaedra Weldon
What the hell. You die. Everybody dies. So you die healthy. So what? - Post Mortem by Patricia Cornwell
In the years since, she had discovered the sacrament of life did not demand memory. - The Child Finder by Rene Denfield
All the Tropes, None of the Feels - Hollywood Scandal by Louise Bay
Sorely Lacking Keanu Reeves. One Star. - Dracula by Bram Stoker
Well, I WAS With You - I’m With Fatty by Edward Ugel
What If It’s Me - What If It's Us by Becky Albertalli & Adam Silvera
I mean, I’m incensed by how not good it was? - The Incendiaries by R. O. Kwon
I Wish This Hadn’t Felt Like I Was Being Sold Snake Oil - WomanCode: Perfect Your Cycle, Amplify Your Fertility, Supercharge Your Sex Drive, and Become a Power Source by Alisa Vitti
Get your red hot love-bot here - Robot in Love by T. L. McBeth
Bloodstains, Ballgowns, Trashing a Hotel Room - The Royal We by Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan
Enticing Cover and Art, but the Writing and Story Itself Could Be Worked More - FLEM by Rebecca Rosen
And now the end is near… - Always Forever by Mark Chadbourn
No. The answer is No. - Ain't She Sweet by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
All that’s left now is the end, which is all any of us ever has. - The Postmortal by Drew Magary
Mirrors that don’t reflect reality - Boy, Snow, Bird by Helen Oyeyemi
Not only is it the Darkest, it’s also the slowest… - Darkest Hour (Age of Misrule, Book 2) by Mark Chadbourn
Sonnet 43 and a bunch of cows - How Do I Love Thee? and I’ll Love You Till the Cows Come Home by Jennifer Adams and Kathryn Cristaldi
Be You, I’m already taken - Being You by Alexs Pate
America is our gal! - Americans by Douglas Wood
In this story told in rhyme, will our Ninja find the python in time? - Ninja at the Pet Shop by Luke Flowers
Wait, what? - Scumbuster by Tim Winton
There’s more disappointment when you have high expectations - Six Wakes by Mur Lafferty
Did we go too far this time? - Goodnight Trump: A Parody by Gan Golan and Erich Origen
Nothing more than a conjuror of cheap tricks - The Immortalists by Chloe Benjamin
Unfortunately timed (although appropriately titled) memoir - Unqualified by Anna Faris (foreward by Chris Pratt)
There are few things sadder for a reader than a book which lets them down. - Calling Me Home by Julie Kibler
Shoulder Shrug – The Destiny Thief: Essays on Writing, Writers, and Life - The Destiny Thief: Essays on Writing, Writers, and Life by Richard Russo
Books about books, dance, reporters and scuba diving! - Various books by James Dean, Victoria Kann, Herman Parish
I didn’t love most of this. But I did love one part a whole lot. - From Twinkle, with Love by Sandhya Menon
In Which Mother Nature Plays a Character All Her Own - Will & Whit by Laura Lee Gulledge
This book was not for me. Maaaybe it would be for you? - Cherry by Nico Walker
I lack the deep well of literary understanding - Crudo by Olivia Laing
Zombies and the Final Girl and … Cuba? - The Third Hotel by Laura van den Berg