Bahahahaaha! OMG! Moms (and dads, too), if you think you are a bad parent, just remember all the wonderful things you did NOT do…like drink the blood of your child (looking at you Dracula ant), or feed your child your poop (koalas are obviously crappy cooks) or drop them 8 feet then kicked them because they were not moving fast enough (thanks giraffe moms) or toss your child to the dingoes (Quokka moms are unable to say that).
This humorous book has a name longer than the book itself. It is called There are Moms Way Worse Than You: Irrefutable Proof That You Are Indeed a Fantastic Parent. The author is Glenn Boozan and the illustrations are by Priscilla Witte.
Now, this is a book for those with a warped sense of wonderful humor. It wonderfully shows in rhyme that even when you are dropping a F bomb, or feeding your offspring fast food, you can rest assured that you are doing better than the animal kingdom mothers by not abandoning them 12 days into life or hopping a plane from Alaska to Hawaii non-stop a few days after giving life. And no matter how messy your house gets it is not the carcass of a dead mouse (though I am, sure sexton beetles have great air fresheners). There is even a look at a not-so Father of The Year with the seashore’s cousin.
This book would be a fun “hostess gift” or Mother’s Day gift for the mom who has everything or even for the new mom. Or in my case, for a cousin because she tagged me on Facebook saying she needed a copy, and I don’t know about you, but I think every mom I know needs this.